Abi is a robot

This literally happened to me.

HR: We want you to know that it's okay to struggle with a disability
ME: Okay
HR: But, like, don't.

"At least it's not cancer!"

Yes, because perpetual suffering for the rest of my life while still being expected to act like a healthy person is so much fun

Why is Sephie so hot? 😍😭

Oh gods, I forgot about this: it was a broken foot.

First thoughts about Game Changer Fools Gold: @jordanmyr1ck.bsky.social is dressed superbly

source: dysfunctionalqueer dealing with chronic illness symptoms chronic-nerd responded Spoonie: *googling* Is this symptom normal? Google: what the f*ck no go to the hospital Spoonie: *googling is this symptom normal? + *disorder* Google: Oh, yeah, you're fine, life sucks doesn't it?

You okay?

Doctors: I'm an all-knowing being

Doctors, when a woman comes in with an issue, usually only seen in women: *Shrugs* Wow, super scary. Sounds fake. Come back if you die.

That’s a good one too

How I handle when my celebrity crush has a spouse: develop a crush on their spouse as well.
It’s always polyam in my mind y’all.

Watching old episodes of Game Changer, Brennan and Lou are just so effortlessly funny. I am forever jealous

In the urgent care with a swollen ankle because my rheumatologist is sure it’s not RA. But the urgent care doctor read the RA diagnosis and won’t consider anything other than RA. #chronicillnesslife

Team less air

Me rn 🙃

Not for nothing, but you could run a game of D&D via filibuster.

"Will the Senator yield for a question?"

"I yield for a question without yielding the floor."

"Can I shove the gargoyle?"

"Roll for strength."

"9".

*17 minute description of the gargoyle not moving after being shoved*

I would be on this show. My hospital kit is HUGE.

Whenever I feel not queer enough I just remember all the times my partner looks at me and sighs “you are such a boy” at whatever idiosyncratic thing I’m doing and I feel valid af

Please pay attention to the highlighted vertical letters ONLY.

Apparently, some are reading it as "Who Is Chuck and Mark Hamill?" & that would be wrong.

Thanks for your cooperation in this matter.

@mikeflanagan001.bsky.social @stephenking.bsky.social

This has always been the GOP's strategy:

1) Cut taxes for the wealthy & corporations by claiming they'll pay for themselves.

2) Explode the deficit.

3) Demand cuts to vital programs that help millions.

4) Repeat.

Don't let them get away with it.

Bonus slug

Big brain I finally replaced my PC other person so you're playing new games big brain I'm playing old games faster

I would like a year long nap.

Happy birthday!!!

4 panel comic 1st panel: a guy and a doctor are talking, the doctor says 'you can choose to pay for expensive treatment or die' 2nd panel: the guy thinks about it, still smiling 3rd panel: the guy says, with a smile, 'I'll die'. The doctor days with a smile 'sounds good' 4th panel: doctor says, with a smile, 'have a nice day', and the guy says, with a smile, 'you too'

Artist: @mrlovenstein.bsky.social
#chronicillnessmemes #ushealthcare #americanhealthcare

I said “Trump is too” and it got auto taken down

Don’t assume. Plenty of disable people who need the context. Plenty of horrible people of there with horrible opinions. How are we supposed to know which is which?

i've become important at work.

how do i undo it?

Americans:

a man is holding a baseball bat on his shoulder . ALT: a man is holding a baseball bat on his shoulder .

AMERICANS:

“We’re gonna be doing one thang, and one thang only…” 🫡