Steve

Ooft that was a big one! I'm going to be feeling that for the rest of the day.

(I sneezed).

Jack has no interest in the human construct of clocks so we were up at 6am so he could live his best life

The water is very cold which is why I'm jumping away from it.

The look he gives me suggests that I'm his world. The placement of his toys suggests that he wants me dead.

I'm a recent convert to the fridge

You could be sainted for defeating an agent from hell. I think there’s maybe already a Saint Luke but given your achievement I’m sure you’ll be considered.

I thought a Long Hard Screw was a cocktail. I didn't realise that they existed in nature.

Put the phone down and throw the ball dad

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Uh oh. There's a chill in the air and I'm too cozy to get up. However, I desperately need a pee #thisis40

Agree. Although boiled and left to go cold are a wonderful snack

Looks lovely. I went rogue the other night and had steak with roast sprouts and carrots. Sprouts go with everything

Do you need a doll to point at where he touched you? And also where he unfortunately didn't touch you?

Careful... that's a gateway drug to an electric blankets, fingerless gloves and twice daily baths

Tee-hee

Sex salon

Someone before me had the asparagus

Show me that you're in a mainstream venue, without saying that you're in a mainstream venue...

I strong recommend this shortbread if you're travelling with Avanti. It pairs beautifully with vodka, but is probably fine on its own too.

I love 'baths' as an interest

Powers restored

I might have overfilled the bath

Creamed spinach - so healthy

Big meat

The last one on the list does.

Yup. And ladslads... 😬

Trying out my new toy

The latest fad at my work is to have Co-Pilot on during the call... It once summarised some mild slagging as "office banter"

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My favourite bit is when they sprint from the room like the death ray will incinerate them

A life on the open sea for me