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Wise. I mean, I'll not tell you not to see the new one, but I wasn't a fan.

Ha. Reached the "her codec is on the back of the game box" moment in Death Stranding 2.

I feel sick.

Thomas Was Alone. Superliminal. The Artful Escape. All a couple of hours each, could probably finish in an afternoon type games.

Wonder if Dracula: Dead and Loving It is streaming anywhere?

A ★★ review of The Naked Gun (2025) Neeson is all wrong for this. He doesn't have the face or the delivery to pull these kind of gags off and the film is sunk because of it. Favourite (recurring) gag: the sleeping husband.

Sorry everyone.

My ★★ review of The Naked Gun on Letterboxd boxd.it/aI37SB

Yeah, I wasn't much of a fan. Shame.

Lads I've got bad news.

You're all responsible.

Poster for The Naked Gun 2025

If this is bad I'm holding all of you responsible.

“A child offered a high five up high but then he offered one down low & pulled it away before I could make contact, informing me I was ‘too slow.’ Anyway, this is why I fully support extrajudicial killings.” - Every Conservative Today

Marge, can you set the oven to cold?

Everything needs to be The Traitors or nothing.

A man in a Microsoft Teams window.

Tuesday.

I did not.

John Daly was surprisingly good though.

Got a new (used) car. Can confirm what he told me that there'd been one previous owner, a wee old lady. This was still in the CD player.

Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit wearing shorts.

"I have the high ground." How about you have a good movie instead?

It really is. "We are what they grow beyond" is such a lovely line.

Allllllso, I think if you prefer the prequels to the sequels you need to be locked up.

I remember somebody tweeting this a while ago but Mark Hamill's line read when he sees R2 again and the years just drop off him. Lovely.

Also they're all good, to varying degrees.

I like the iron gag.

Harmony, maybe? She seems at peace with her place in the world. Although technically she was killed years previously.

I should watch that again soon. I've had the director's cut for ages and have never actually watched it.

And given the er, revelations, it likely wasn't *just* that.

She's probably in the most episodes outside of the main cast.

A shame she wasn't the W&H liaison in season 5.

Yes.

This tweet is the funny version of this absolutely terrific Pomegranate essay. Almost all of the people who complain about the need for “childfree” spaces are, frankly, babies.