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That boss fight was frustrating and I'm playing on Story Mode.

I'm sick of looking at this moose.

I'm playing on Story Mode so it might not be too bad.

Don't wanna.

My strongest book-related belief is that the paperback should come first and then the hardback after for people who want a fancy edition.

*live action, obviously

Every time it switches to a live active n but, it makes me smile.

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Cool, I wasn't gunna.

I remember reading the New Game+ isn't just the same run through with your upgraded Alan, but the main story changes too. Is that right?

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We can be confused together.

The old SAD has kicked in even earlier than usual this year, lads.

Yeah, the shadow people just constantly murmuring really unnerves me. And every single one of the jump scares. I think I'll become immune to them, but no.

The whole game is wonderfully unsettlingly oppressive.

BWAAAAAUUUUMMMMM

Matt Goss: I was a rectangle and Luke was a rectangle and we made a square that became a fortress.

That's not bad. I can hear it in an opening narration for a YA adaptation.

I dislike the name of this chapter in Alan Wake 2.

YeEaAhhhH

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Wife is doing a carol service this year and has been singing O Holy Night. She's a great singer but all I can think of when she's practicing is Martin Crane.

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Seeing Scream in da movies on Halloween*

*26th.

Am I out of Whamageddon if my kids put it on the Alexa? And it's still October? What's the official ruling?

Will one of the random jump scares ever not make me jump out of my skin?

...no

WHEN THERE’S TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Oh wow. Yes, very clever! Waterfall treasure! No one’s ever done that before. Lazy jackass

WHEN THERE’S NO TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Wow. Too stuck-up to put treasure there huh? Too much of a fucking ICONOCLAST for that? Piece of shit. FUCK you

I have been reminded that I hated all the mind palace bullshit.

Forgot each chapter ends with a not very subtle song.

Can I either go and live off the grid or have enough money that I don't have to work? Either/or, I'm not fussy.

Might have to restart Alan Wake 2. Been ages since I played and I have no clue what I'm doing anymore.

(I've seen that sketch before but didn't know what futanari was until I googled it just now)

"Computer, generate eight foot tall Futanari versions of Bryce Dallas Howard and Eva Green..."