I’ve given it a day, but it’s time to address the Harold and Maude age gap 🚩 1/178
12.02.2026 22:36 — 👍 8 🔁 5 💬 1 📌 0@rickburin.bsky.social
I write stuff (i Paper, Empire, Sight & Sound, Guardian, Line of Best Fit, Indicator Blu-ray). I like old movies, old books, old buildings and new music. Rep’d by The North Lit Agency.
I’ve given it a day, but it’s time to address the Harold and Maude age gap 🚩 1/178
12.02.2026 22:36 — 👍 8 🔁 5 💬 1 📌 0Thanks man 🙏🏻 WHAT A MOVIE
12.02.2026 22:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Bluesky screenshot. Text reads: "Can this family ever have enough? Kushner has his fingers in everything and by extension his wife too."
So are we not doing phrasing anymore?
12.02.2026 22:32 — 👍 15 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0👌🏻
12.02.2026 22:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0No, the scene with Menzies showing Vargas the cane, which he proceeded to shoot at 3am. But that other shot *is* a beauty.
12.02.2026 22:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0The IOC: lets keep sports and politics separate
Also the IOC:
I’m afraid you have to keep it, including the Dan Hodges tweet archive
12.02.2026 21:09 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0You, Sir, have won the internet! 🏆
12.02.2026 21:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1Not gonna lie, the worst theme park I've ever been to was PC World x
12.02.2026 10:52 — 👍 248 🔁 27 💬 27 📌 3Ray Winstone sexting
12.02.2026 20:19 — 👍 69 🔁 17 💬 1 📌 0A picture of Jim Ratcliffe
open.substack.com/pub/npettigr...
Language Apologises For Jim Ratcliffe
In what should have been an easy question to round off an otherwise cordial event, the candidates were asked to name their favourite Oasis song as the Gallagher brothers grew up in Burnage, which forms part of the constituency. The Liberal Democrat candidate, Jackie Pearcey, and the Conservative candidate, Charlotte Cadden, both said theirs was Definitely Maybe – which is actually the name of the band’s debut album, while Spencer said: “I’m not going to pick an Oasis song. I’d go Stone Roses if I’m asked to pick between the two.” Stogia said her favourite Oasis song was Supersonic, to which Goodwin replied: “Goodness me, Angeliki, we have something in common, Supersonic is also one of my favourites, so look at the hustings bringing everybody together.”
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12.02.2026 19:54 — 👍 21 🔁 2 💬 11 📌 6if the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie you may be entitled to compensation
12.02.2026 18:09 — 👍 177 🔁 54 💬 9 📌 2Easily the best piece I’ve read on this subject.
12.02.2026 19:12 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Every time someone tries to convince me that the newest Harmony Korine movie is The Good One, I watch it in good faith, and it’s always dogshit.
12.02.2026 19:02 — 👍 5 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0No! I really like them, though, so i will pop this on now
12.02.2026 18:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Hahahaha
12.02.2026 17:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It’s a Wonderful Life but all that’s different is that Reform have stood someone different in Gorton
12.02.2026 17:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0But his ex-wife is Mancunian, he is basically one of us
12.02.2026 17:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Molly Lambert @mollylambert I respect the moon's unwillingness to be photographed on a phone 12:31 PM • 12/12/19 • Twitter Web App 59.5K Retweets 294K Likes
Lance St. Laurent @LanceStLaurent When you see this blatant anti-moon propaganda, consider the source The Sun @TheSun • Jan 18, 2019 'Super blood wolf moon' may trigger end of the world this weekend thesun.co.uk/news/8223896/s. 8:32 PM • Jan 20, 2019 • Twitter for iPhone 49.9K Retweets 493 Quote Tweets 238.7K Likes
Paul Ford v @ftrain When the moon hits your knees And you mispronounce trees Sycamore 5:14 AM • 2/27/18 • Twitter for Android 13.6K Retweets 37.3K Likes
dustin Couch @Dustinkcouch nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early astronaut: moon's haunted nasa employee: what? astronaut: *loading a pistol and getting back on the rocket-ship* moon's haunted 10:18 PM - 29 Oct 2018
please enjoy these classic Moon Tweets™
12.02.2026 08:40 — 👍 1411 🔁 312 💬 25 📌 26He looks like if Jenrick had mated with a Vulcan
12.02.2026 17:44 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0One of Rory Stewart’s friends apparently texted him to say that Goodwin was a strong candidate because he was very handsome
12.02.2026 17:43 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0It’s going to be easier if we assume that Matt Goodwin has said every mad thing ever, and you just let us know if he missed any
12.02.2026 17:40 — 👍 10 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0Thank you! ❤️
12.02.2026 15:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0YES ❤️
12.02.2026 15:14 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Going out on a limb to say 'ideally yes'
11.02.2026 17:50 — 👍 1341 🔁 175 💬 22 📌 1Ooh, rain!
05.02.2026 07:54 — 👍 12 🔁 2 💬 3 📌 0nature is amazing x
12.02.2026 02:55 — 👍 106 🔁 11 💬 31 📌 1Includes Welles dreaming up one of the best shots in the film midway through pissing in a hotel basement
12.02.2026 14:11 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I’m so sorry John. Lots of love to you and your family today.
12.02.2026 14:09 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0