Jenn⸆⸉ ✨🪽 Swept into the rescue 🪽✨

WAGOP chairman Jim Walsh thinks that the Trump administration has been glorious even after 67 people just died in a plane crash under his authority.

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Just finished my 32 step morning skincare routine.

It's the best way to spend the first 4 hours of my day and gives me ample time to have coffee in the garden with my husband before making chili to give to the neighbors.

Jagged Little Pill (2015 Remaster) Alanis Morissette · Album · 1995 · 13 songs

One of my favorite albums of all time.

open.spotify.com/album/5Ap3F8...

This evening in the US Capitol, I was proud to stand with Representatives Eric Swalwell, Jason Crow, Chrissy Houlahan and DC police officer Danny Hodges and speak out against the pardons given to domestic terrorists.

Attached is a portion of my remarks.

I just made some honey bbq wings, I have Dr. Pepper and I'm about to do this assessment for a potential job.

Someone plz hire me. I'm competent, have a delightful personality and humongous boobs.

January 6th was an insurrection and pardoning terrorists won't change that fact. My heart is with everyone who defended that Capitol and democracy that day. You will all be remembered as the heroes that you are. ❤️🤍💙

This is what I love about living in Washington.

I have and will continue to. But you know why I say it here ? Because @bsky.app is 30m strong and growing quickly. The collective wisdom and influence of users here is far greater than any individual democrat.

I can't say it enough. Bluesky can be the influence that can counter RW media.

I need to shower but I don't want to feel my wet hair on my back afterwards 😔

These are the real problems

I want a job but I desperately need one too.

That hardest part of traveling to visit my family was leaving my cats for a week. I missed them so much.

I want a job so bad.

How marshmallowy is Sweet Tooth? I've been eyeing it for a minute.

Yes!! Our faction now already double! We're pickling up steam!

I'm going to start a petition to make dill relish the standard for hotdogs and condiment bars across gas stations in America.

It's time for the American people to tell the truth that sweet relish tastes like stomach acid and it's actually terrible.

#TeamDill

two older women are standing next to each other in a living room . one of the women is covering her mouth with her hand . ALT: two older women are standing next to each other in a living room . one of the women is covering her mouth with her hand .

Anxiously awaiting for the results of my blood potassium levels to see if I can have watermelon 😔

I miss her

The "Down Bad" inspired wristlet I made for my bestie for her birthday.

Me: I will just relax for a few minutes by playing a mindless game on my phone

Phone: Cool, every 90 seconds you will just need to watch a little animated snuff film featuring a mother and child freezing to death, or a king slowly being crushed against a spiky wall by piles of falling rubble

Good morning all yous beautiful people ❤️

Toasting the bun for your home made chicken sandwich/burger makes all the difference in how it'll taste.

The entitlement people have while watching a FREE livestream of the Eras is actually insane.

If the streamer wants to sing along at the concert THEY paid the money to attend, then they can sing the fuck along.

I initially planned on keeping this account more swiftie/hottie focused but I'm changing my mind.

I haven't posted this pic over here yet. My folklore necklace 🩶

Ouch, so accurate.

Well now that Danny is over here, I'll be posting more over here as well.

Calling her a useful idiot isn't fair, it absolves her of the responsibility of her choices. She didn't betray this country by accident, she's doing it willfully and with clear recognizance.

Oh Trav, the man that you are. 😏

Blank Space

Cowboy Like Me

Death By A Thousand Cuts

The Alchemy

So High School

10000000/100 taste 🤘🏻