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There are a million stories in the naked city.

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So Jamie Oliver is on TV pushing meat through a strainer into a pot of boiling slurry with sticks in it, whilst smashing onions with his fists on the side of a mountain but maybe that's a sport in the Alps I don't know...

#cooking #cookery #jamieoliver #alps #onions #meat #slurry

05.12.2025 20:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Intergenerational trauma is like a game of Pass the Parcel β€” except the parcel is a leaky bag of shit and it’s on fire.

#intergenerational #trauma #abuse #shit #fire

05.12.2025 18:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a pile of french fries with a few missing ALT: a pile of french fries with a few missing

I have just done something so catastrophically stupid that it defies description.
Bought pre-cooked chips (French fries) from a local business.
Told her I wanted 20 pounds.
I have dyscalculia (i.e. number dyslexia)
So I thought = 20 pound bag of spuds.
No.
I now have way too many chips. Idiot! 🀣

05.12.2025 16:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh the darling baby! "Mum, what IS this thing? Is it going to hurt me?" πŸ₯Ή ☺️

04.12.2025 00:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Ohnonononono... No... oh sweet Penny, darling girl. Fly high, my love. You're safe at Home but we will miss you so much. Sending love and hugs to your people. β™₯️
#rip #petloss #canadianpenny #dogsofbluesky

03.12.2025 11:13 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
A woman in black pants and a black jacket, wearing winter boots and a woollen hat, standing in snowy woods with two small brown dogs.

A woman in black pants and a black jacket, wearing winter boots and a woollen hat, standing in snowy woods with two small brown dogs.

So tomorrow they are calling for the first winter storm of the season. I am DYING to go snowshoeing with the dogs.
However, here on the Avalon Peninsula, we're supposed to get wet, heavy, rain-infused SLOP.
Reader, I am disappoint. I don't want rain. I want SNOW. #snowplease #nlwx #winter

02.12.2025 19:14 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Two small brown dogs sitting on a recliner chair. One is licking the other one's face.

Two small brown dogs sitting on a recliner chair. One is licking the other one's face.

Oh, bless her heart... Paws in from us! #PawsIn4Penny

01.12.2025 22:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What a lovely spot for walkies!

30.11.2025 13:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I wonder who decided that popcorn should be consumed at the cinema...and did they stop with corn or did they explode other vegetables?

28.11.2025 00:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I wish someone would come along with a large vacuum cleaner and just... I dunno, suck him off the face of the Earth.

28.11.2025 00:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A young blonde woman wearing a brown hoodie and camouflage trousers, seated on the ground and hugging a German Shepherd dog

A young blonde woman wearing a brown hoodie and camouflage trousers, seated on the ground and hugging a German Shepherd dog

Dasha, Ukrainian drone pilot, hugging her dog. She misses her children, who live in Europe. Fuck you, Putin. (Photo from The Guardian)

#warinukraine #fuckputin #dronepilot #dogs

26.11.2025 10:31 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That is an awesome photo!!!

25.11.2025 13:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Look at this precious, precious little soul. Please consider giving her a forever home. ❀️

25.11.2025 13:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Fitbit, after I've just completed a brisk 75-minute walk: Are you ready to hit your fitness target?

Me: Are you ready to fuck right off? πŸ˜‚

#fitbit #shitbit #exercise #shutup #walking #fitnessafter50

25.11.2025 13:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A caramel coloured beagle cross dog standing on snow and looking upwards

A caramel coloured beagle cross dog standing on snow and looking upwards

Twenty years to the day since we let you go. My beautiful Elton girl, I love you and miss you.

#OTRB #petloss #memories #loveliveshere

25.11.2025 10:33 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Gorgeous. 😍

25.11.2025 10:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh my heart... β™₯️

21.11.2025 14:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh wow... this is incredible. Thank you so much for sharing this.

21.11.2025 14:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, she's so cute... 😍

21.11.2025 14:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ohhhhh pretty!!!

21.11.2025 14:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Happy Friday, darling heart. We love you. β™₯️

21.11.2025 14:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Childhood in rural Newfoundland was all fine and good until someone handed you a moose steak the size of a tractor tire.
Shut up.

21.11.2025 14:00 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh my goodness gracious!!! Look at that precious baby!!!

21.11.2025 13:54 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I listened to her entire catalogue on Spotify, 3 times over.

21.11.2025 13:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Rain in Newfoundland
YouTube video by Kathy Stock Rain in Newfoundland

If you have never heard of Kathy Stock, you need to STOP whatever you are doing RIGHT NOW and listen to this woman. She is a fellow Newfoundlander and she is one of the most incredible voices I have ever heard.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Whqv...

#kathystockmusic #kathystock #singersongwriter

19.11.2025 13:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

And you look wonderful!!! β™₯️

15.11.2025 23:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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β€˜Are they going to eat me alive?’: trail runners become prey in newest form of hunting Nervous reporter is chased across English countryside by baying bloodhounds, in what could soon be only legal way to hunt with dogs

Run from them? Oh HELL no!
I want to lie down and play with the puppehs. πŸ₯°

www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...

15.11.2025 17:07 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I KNOW, RIGHT? 😁

14.11.2025 15:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A woman with an unimpressed expression waring a grey and black shirt with a Canada goose on the front and the Quebecois swear word TABARNAK

A woman with an unimpressed expression waring a grey and black shirt with a Canada goose on the front and the Quebecois swear word TABARNAK

Really, student?
Really? You ask me this? Now? Today?
I have had insufficient sleep.
I am running on caffeine and spite.
Just don't. 🀣

14.11.2025 14:05 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
A woman wearing a pink sweatshirt with the slogan, WEIRD TEACHERS BUILD CHARACTER

A woman wearing a pink sweatshirt with the slogan, WEIRD TEACHERS BUILD CHARACTER

New shirt. 🀣

12.11.2025 22:29 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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