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Release the Cryptstine files!!!!!!!!!!

The Simpsons This beloved animated comedy tells the story of the Simpson family and the residents of the typical American town of Springfield. Homer Simpson works at the local nuclear plant, and does his best to l...

Watching last night’s Simpsons episode by @nanglish.bsky.social cleared my skin ✨

www.hulu.com/watch/b8f204...

Ah! I support this endeavor! Let me know if you’re looking for investors

Girl, why are you on the internet giving away my secrets????

I’ve never related to anything more in my whole damn life

got that Poseidon touch

(everything I touch turns to goldfish)

Wow the Emmys really upped their game with the step and repeat this year

👏👏👏

Cheesesteak schmeesesteak!

📣 FULL DRESS REVEAL NOW!!! 📣

I’m so grateful I get to make music with people who are talented, fun, and easy to work with, and who live by so many of the same values I do.

What a dream 💖

I don’t have wrinkles I have crone rows

I saw the South Park clip and it felt like the same old shit to me, why are people talking about it like it’s fresh?

Reminds me of this Oatmeal comic

theoatmeal.com/comics/no_in...

Did I simply forget this about you? My parents are both retired pastors!

When I’m driving around Pittsburgh I often think wow, people have gotten worse at driving since Covid hit.

And today, for the THIRD TIME in a year, someone hit my PARKED car!

Y’all, I just picked it up from the body shop Friday from when someone hit it in May! 🫠

Lollllllllllllll

Plebe!!

some dumb shit head writing bullshit

Women are lagging behind on going bankrupt on DraftKings, drinking themselves to death, and fist-fighting anyone who looks at them funny on the subway but they can catch up.

I have tomorrow off and somehow don’t have any obligations whatsoever? I keep checking my calendar because… how?? I’m not mad, just confused 🤔

Hahahahahaha

You dropped this 👑

You’re a rare gem! 💎✨

Dare for guitarists: keep volume so low that people say you’re too quiet and you need to turn up.

And if nobody is telling you to turn up, well…

“Moistened by my own Picard!” - me, getting turned on by my own Star Trek fan fiction

Outdoor Dining Pittsburgh

It’s that time of year again where we start dining outdoors! I maintain this list of Pittsburgh options to the best of my ability but lemme know if there are any updates!

I removed Blue Sky in East Liberty because they closed 😭😭😭

docs.google.com/spreadsheets...

The best place to run into your ex is the grocery store because you'll lose your appetite and then you're not shopping while hungry

Happy 14th bday, Robin’s niece!!

Sumo oranges are my favorite because they are the sluttiest oranges. They’re nice and juicy and the peel is practically falling off by itself. This is what I post about when I’m up at 6am

Ok, that’s enough Carnegie Halls for now thanks

The man responsible for the eerily similar Super Bowl ads featuring flying facial hair

#Pringles #LittleCaesars