addi twigg

I saw the South Park clip and it felt like the same old shit to me, why are people talking about it like it’s fresh?

Reminds me of this Oatmeal comic

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Did I simply forget this about you? My parents are both retired pastors!

When I’m driving around Pittsburgh I often think wow, people have gotten worse at driving since Covid hit.

And today, for the THIRD TIME in a year, someone hit my PARKED car!

Y’all, I just picked it up from the body shop Friday from when someone hit it in May! 🫠

Lollllllllllllll

Plebe!!

some dumb shit head writing bullshit

Women are lagging behind on going bankrupt on DraftKings, drinking themselves to death, and fist-fighting anyone who looks at them funny on the subway but they can catch up.

I have tomorrow off and somehow don’t have any obligations whatsoever? I keep checking my calendar because… how?? I’m not mad, just confused 🤔

Hahahahahaha

You dropped this 👑

You’re a rare gem! 💎✨

Dare for guitarists: keep volume so low that people say you’re too quiet and you need to turn up.

And if nobody is telling you to turn up, well…

“Moistened by my own Picard!” - me, getting turned on by my own Star Trek fan fiction

Outdoor Dining Pittsburgh

It’s that time of year again where we start dining outdoors! I maintain this list of Pittsburgh options to the best of my ability but lemme know if there are any updates!

I removed Blue Sky in East Liberty because they closed 😭😭😭

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The best place to run into your ex is the grocery store because you'll lose your appetite and then you're not shopping while hungry

Happy 14th bday, Robin’s niece!!

Sumo oranges are my favorite because they are the sluttiest oranges. They’re nice and juicy and the peel is practically falling off by itself. This is what I post about when I’m up at 6am

Ok, that’s enough Carnegie Halls for now thanks

The man responsible for the eerily similar Super Bowl ads featuring flying facial hair

#Pringles #LittleCaesars

“I had my first crumpet today.” - @dannyrec.bsky.social to me during soundcheck just now

Cya at Tbird tonight at 8!

Live to Tell
Material Girl
Get Into the Groove
Like a Prayer
Human Nature

It hurts to have to stop there, this ain’t right 😭

This is impossible but:

-Who’s that Girl?
-Frozen/Ray of Light (I know that’s two but they were like the sun and moon of that one album)
-Live to Tell
-Dear Jessie
-Like a Prayer

People sleep on Beautiful Stranger but it’s so good!!

You’ve probably heard @addiful.bsky.social belting in venues all over town — even if you weren’t in the room! She knows how to rock a stage AND a good pair of boots. But don’t let the diva act fool you, she’s a big softie.

📸 Kaela Speicher

It’s so wild to me when somebody doesn’t like rap. What’s not to love? So much of it is just a string of puns set to a good beat.

going through perifascism

Yes, and WELL ahead of it. I never would’ve stopped taking birth control if I had any idea what could happen to my body without HRT.

This is exactly where I’m at. I want to be informed but not at my own detriment. Feels impossible

Wordle Bot just kinda pisses me off