@bizwaffle.bsky.social
Carby, but probably healthier than the drive-thru. Also free.
This.
08.11.2025 22:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Parenting win.
28.10.2025 23:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It’s like Arby’s, but good.
24.10.2025 16:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0They actually do hate our freedom.
13.10.2025 14:35 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Lowering the flags on 9/11 at the Guantanamo Bay McDonald's for Charlie Kirk is the most dril tweet thing that's ever happened
11.09.2025 23:31 — 👍 13066 🔁 3337 💬 94 📌 49Just trust that they know their brand.
19.08.2025 16:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I had been told they would indict a ham sandwich.
15.08.2025 02:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Needs more Pascagoula.
19.07.2025 04:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Monty Python travel agent sketch, but real.
11.07.2025 23:00 — 👍 10 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0Playing back downtown in 2025!
09.06.2025 13:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Why not? That’s how we talk now.
05.06.2025 07:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Delivered pizzas in Boston.
04.06.2025 05:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Lotta folks gonna hear “journalism makes incredible comeback” or “big win for journalism” and end up really disappointed when they find out the details.
18.05.2025 00:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yes, but also not pizza.
17.05.2025 04:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The Chinese noodle cart…
24.04.2025 03:43 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0This kind of bold stand is only made possible by their refusal to stock their ginger beer on this coast.
25.02.2025 06:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I'm beginning to think Donald Trump didn't even read the letter Joe Biden left him!!!
01.02.2025 02:23 — 👍 571 🔁 43 💬 15 📌 1Being a person with deadly, incurable cancer who is nonetheless still alive for an indefinite timeframe gives me an interesting metaphor that helps me deal with things like large-scale corruption in government or commerce.
Bear with me for a second while I try to explain.
Potato. Tomato.
16.11.2024 15:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Have they missed their chance? Aren’t they now “Jaunito’s”?
14.11.2024 07:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0/honk
14.11.2024 07:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
A poster taped to to a street pole has a bunch of posters on it. The one in focus says “RACCOON FOR MAYOR” There a black and white photo of a raccoon with two front paws on a surface. On either side of the raccoon, two big blue stars hang. The left star reads “Rabies free since 2023.” The right one “Every day is trash day!” The bottom of the poster contains the following slogans in order to: “My garbage out in the open” “Will work for hotdogs.” “Dusk til Dawn I’m on your lawn” “Night Time, Right Time, Fight Time”
Finally issues that resonate with me
10.10.2024 01:47 — 👍 54 🔁 17 💬 1 📌 6On my medal stand. Seems to have a solid record of not fighting to reopen under-ventilated schools before vaccines, hobbling Portland Street Response, denying tents to unhoused Portlanders or misappropriating city funds.
19.09.2024 04:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0367k in 2020.
Of course, there’s been a lot of purging since then.
Frame this.
30.08.2024 16:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Snap into it, if you will.
27.08.2024 21:36 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0How much for one that he has colored one of the pictures?
27.08.2024 05:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’d give double if you could expunge my data from actblow.
02.08.2024 18:25 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0No one wants your steaks, Ted. They are well done and slathered with ketchup.
25.07.2024 02:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Speak not ill of the golden hours.
16.06.2024 04:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
