Benjamin Goodney

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sir goony mini golf, route 202 at spring lake rec. center, chadds ford, pennsylvania, 1985

sir goony mini golf, route 202 at spring lake rec. center, chadds ford, pennsylvania, 1985

bot with a pfp of my actual face that posts “back on my :taurus: :smiling_poo:” every three months forever

Poetry

take that, uproxx

Our culture has real trouble grasping that we can't bring back what it felt like to see The Prisoner/Ghostbusters/Star Wars the first time by doing them again, because the thing that made them compelling is that they were different. We can only feel that feeling again by making more new things.

Sure, OK, you say rents
are a record-high % of
average wages these days,
which is why it feels
like inflation is killing us,
but what if I told you
[Morpheus meme]
that it is possible
to abolish landlords.

For whom is this information?
I ask, as I scroll through post after post saying shit like, "One time my cousin got hit in the face with a fish at the Pier in Seattle, & that's why I'm partnering with DeutscheBank to starve toddlers in Palestine."

fuck. Fuck!

Welcome, New BlueSky Users!

🎶 Wait — wait! — no!! — that's Hot Pockets's music!!!
[Huge anthropomorphic hot pocket wearing comically large sunglasses and a bandanna bursts through a stage-plaster wall like the koolaid man]

TIL what a Matteo Mancuso is, & I'm here to report that the Italians still have no swing whatsoever. youtu.be/OTBeIbOXdKM

public-private partnership to build the Torment Nexus

public-private partnership to build the Torment Nexus

publication day! with ginormous thanks to all the inspirers and conspirers, and pre-orderers! let the wild rumpus start! www.versobooks.com/products/303...

These days they just don't make enough talky ensemble films about how dudes wish they could retire, spend time with family, and maybe do a little fishing.

It is more risky. Being brigaded sucks.

Sometimes, you just have to follow your whimsy and tell people an annoying truth or, worse from their perspective, accurately describe what they've said, or implied, but in an unflattering light.

A morbs jpg comes around to delight me about every three years.

It works both ways, too: one can quote meanly with the expectation that a block will sunder one from seeing the opinions of whoever drove one to snark.

These days they just don't make enough talky ensemble films about how dudes wish they could retire, spend time with family, and maybe do a little fishing.

Murder Charges Filed on Trooper Who Fatally Shot Ricky Cobb II - UNICORN RIOT Minnesota State Trooper Ryan Londregan has been charged with murder for killing Ricky Cobb II during a traffic stop in Minneapolis in 2023.

Less than six months after Ricky Cobb II was fatally shot by Minnesota State Patrol, Ryan Londregan has been formally charged with three felonies, including murder.

Londregan is the first trooper in Minnesota ever charged with murder for a killing while on duty.

unicornriot.ninja/2024/murder-...

TIL tikkun olam is when you ensure that DJT, who has openly stated that he wants to tear up the constitution, becomes US president because… um… "Israel" stopping its ethnic cleansing of Gaza would kill the US somehow. OK

damn

A cell phone company that demands voice verification for business services, can't call during a 45-min window, and doesn't have a callback number (?;;?)

I propose to dwell more and more on having become a dark cloud passing

A short post at my site about my book of visual poetry, coming from Sarabande in 2025.
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A group of conservatives is called a band (pronounced b&). A set of apparatchiks is a flan. A bunch of politicians is a pog, but a pair is a short stack. Judges come in barrows. Liberals get together in a muck.

A group of conservatives is called a band (pronounced b&). A set of apparatchiks is a flan. A bunch of politicians is a pog, but a pair is a short stack. Judges come in barrows. Liberals get together in a muck.

Fireworks making the cat hella neurotic.
She is trying to drink champagne

He ate.
(the scenery.)
{magnificently}