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@jonlumb.bsky.social

Ex-Chef, ex-French resident, ex-wastrel

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I need to watch Reacher, but this sounds like the sort of space Banshee occupies in my head.

13.10.2025 08:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The old British insult "He has a face for radio"

09.10.2025 11:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've had this done - have they left a load of wadding up your nose with instructions to keep it moist? If so, really don't skimp on the keeping it moist part!

08.10.2025 15:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Their headline yesterday was far too wishy-washy. It's slightly better today, but it really still falls short of conveying the deliberately false nature of the report. "Unproven" still gives far too much wiggle room.

23.09.2025 07:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm in note limbo - it feels like writing with pen/paper is better for my memory retention, but then finding notes afterwards becomes a nightmare. I'd love a search function for paper notes ๐Ÿ˜†

19.09.2025 06:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

While my rice pudding was cooling down, a colony of ants stole the top layer - it made my skin crawl.

19.09.2025 06:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 75    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
Cartoon. A doctor speaking to a heavily pregnant woman: "Well, Mrs Heath Robinson, it seems the contraptions have started"

Cartoon. A doctor speaking to a heavily pregnant woman: "Well, Mrs Heath Robinson, it seems the contraptions have started"

17.09.2025 10:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 480    ๐Ÿ” 93    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

Also, actual debate is often a great thing, but what the vast majority of these people call "debate" is just a platform for them to lie through their teeth. It has very little to do with actual debate.

13.09.2025 14:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No they did not - but it did go into the blind trust. It was only sold after he had finished his time in office.

08.09.2025 21:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I feel like the word "familiar" is doing some very heavy lifting in that original post!

07.09.2025 08:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Even leaving aside the mis-gendering
fuckery, you're over 18, so they shouldn't be using that term either way. Very bizarre.

06.09.2025 22:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Please stop saying invasion when referring to immigrants. An invasion is what Britain did in India or what Britain did in The West Indies or what Britain did in large parts of Africa or what Britain did inโ€ฆ

21.08.2025 13:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 457    ๐Ÿ” 83    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 20    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

If you see a bunch of people celebrating a manโ€™s death today and wonder โ€œwhy are people so happy about someone dyingโ€, just know many of us wish this wouldโ€™ve happened 50 years ago so he couldnt have taught our parents how to uniquely traumatize us and keep us closeted and subservient

21.08.2025 18:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 93    ๐Ÿ” 29    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

TERFS are not feminists. Never have been.

13.08.2025 08:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'd be fascinated to know whether this is a case of sloppy legislation, or just that writing competent legislation on this issue is just impossible (the old "if you see it, you know it's porn, but it's almost impossible to actually define it" issue perhaps?)

13.08.2025 07:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

having recently encountered a couple of real "I was spanked and I turned out alright" types in the wild, just a reminder that if you're advocating for spanking you didn't "turn out alright"

05.08.2025 13:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 273    ๐Ÿ” 29    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 17    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6

Iโ€™m just waiting for the @dieworkwear.bsky.social critique of what heโ€™s wearing there.

05.08.2025 07:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Canโ€™t even sleep anymore because woke

04.08.2025 07:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 338    ๐Ÿ” 58    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It feels like the appointment of RFK as Secretary of Health in the USA has also undermined a lot of the basis for that trust. Of course, the problem of not believing the government on vaccines predates that, but now, generally smart people have to be careful about what comes out of his department.

28.07.2025 08:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

At an airport I once saw a bunch of transcendentalists boarding a flight theyโ€™d chartered. At least I assumed they were transcendentalists because they were on a hire plane thank you please enjoy the weekend ahead.

25.07.2025 10:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 612    ๐Ÿ” 79    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 23    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

I mean it's pretty simple: they do not respect other people enough to value them over their own childish prerogative to say whatever they like to without thinking. bsky.app/profile/zach...

20.07.2025 05:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 547    ๐Ÿ” 48    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A lot of people who are like โ€œyou shouldnโ€™t eat this, you shouldnโ€™t eat thatโ€ couldnโ€™t even point to Potato on a map

20.07.2025 12:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 41    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

as a cis dude who can be tremendously oblivious: this shit is not hard

โ€œthese are my pronounsโ€

okay, great, Iโ€™ll use those, the end

19.07.2025 15:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1982    ๐Ÿ” 306    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 74    ๐Ÿ“Œ 11

"COMPREHEND"??

they think words like "meticulous" and "comprehend" mean text is AI-generated ?!

christ on a cracker

14.07.2025 19:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m not quite sure what point I was trying to make there!

I guess at least itโ€™s not like the valuations given to OpenAI, Anthropic, Mistral etc that seems to be entirely speculative given their very limited revenues

10.07.2025 06:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m not saying itโ€™s not an overvaluation (almost certainly driven by AI demands, so definitely shaky), but at least nVidia has tangible products and appreciable turnover/profit.

10.07.2025 06:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well thatโ€™s definitely โ€œa vibeโ€

10.07.2025 06:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

you should turn this on because it's the right thing to do

but also because if you are anything like me, you constantly see characters that you can't quite place and it's incredibly helpful to be able to click on a picture and find out what the reference is so you can judge if it's funny or not

09.07.2025 18:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1139    ๐Ÿ” 285    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 43    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6

I feel like this one is a fine balancing act on Hanlon's Razor

08.07.2025 10:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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