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@jonlumb.bsky.social

Ex-Chef, ex-French resident, ex-wastrel

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Do you think they'll ever actually get there, or is it just persistent hubris on the timescales?

14.01.2026 16:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Helvetica is not monospaced, which makes it a right nightmare for anything programming related.

13.01.2026 12:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Can we stop using the euphemism β€œwomen’s rights activist” for ardent transphobe?

10.12.2025 22:52 β€” πŸ‘ 533    πŸ” 90    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 0

Didn't see the image to start, and thought this was a particularly significant bit of information about the Pink Floyd album

04.12.2025 15:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I have a recollection this is what red pandas do when they’re trying to make themselves look big and fierce to ward off a predator they don’t want to fight. Which is cute as hell πŸ˜‚

26.11.2025 08:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
a man in a suit with a red tie is standing in front of a building ALT: a man in a suit with a red tie is standing in front of a building
26.11.2025 06:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I need to watch Reacher, but this sounds like the sort of space Banshee occupies in my head.

13.10.2025 08:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The old British insult "He has a face for radio"

09.10.2025 11:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I've had this done - have they left a load of wadding up your nose with instructions to keep it moist? If so, really don't skimp on the keeping it moist part!

08.10.2025 15:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Their headline yesterday was far too wishy-washy. It's slightly better today, but it really still falls short of conveying the deliberately false nature of the report. "Unproven" still gives far too much wiggle room.

23.09.2025 07:30 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm in note limbo - it feels like writing with pen/paper is better for my memory retention, but then finding notes afterwards becomes a nightmare. I'd love a search function for paper notes πŸ˜†

19.09.2025 06:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

While my rice pudding was cooling down, a colony of ants stole the top layer - it made my skin crawl.

19.09.2025 06:48 β€” πŸ‘ 75    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
Cartoon. A doctor speaking to a heavily pregnant woman: "Well, Mrs Heath Robinson, it seems the contraptions have started"

Cartoon. A doctor speaking to a heavily pregnant woman: "Well, Mrs Heath Robinson, it seems the contraptions have started"

17.09.2025 10:49 β€” πŸ‘ 574    πŸ” 110    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 3

Also, actual debate is often a great thing, but what the vast majority of these people call "debate" is just a platform for them to lie through their teeth. It has very little to do with actual debate.

13.09.2025 14:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

No they did not - but it did go into the blind trust. It was only sold after he had finished his time in office.

08.09.2025 21:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I feel like the word "familiar" is doing some very heavy lifting in that original post!

07.09.2025 08:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Even leaving aside the mis-gendering
fuckery, you're over 18, so they shouldn't be using that term either way. Very bizarre.

06.09.2025 22:27 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Please stop saying invasion when referring to immigrants. An invasion is what Britain did in India or what Britain did in The West Indies or what Britain did in large parts of Africa or what Britain did in…

21.08.2025 13:24 β€” πŸ‘ 451    πŸ” 83    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 4

If you see a bunch of people celebrating a man’s death today and wonder β€œwhy are people so happy about someone dying”, just know many of us wish this would’ve happened 50 years ago so he couldnt have taught our parents how to uniquely traumatize us and keep us closeted and subservient

21.08.2025 18:39 β€” πŸ‘ 93    πŸ” 29    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

TERFS are not feminists. Never have been.

13.08.2025 08:02 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'd be fascinated to know whether this is a case of sloppy legislation, or just that writing competent legislation on this issue is just impossible (the old "if you see it, you know it's porn, but it's almost impossible to actually define it" issue perhaps?)

13.08.2025 07:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

having recently encountered a couple of real "I was spanked and I turned out alright" types in the wild, just a reminder that if you're advocating for spanking you didn't "turn out alright"

05.08.2025 13:02 β€” πŸ‘ 272    πŸ” 29    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 6

I’m just waiting for the @dieworkwear.bsky.social critique of what he’s wearing there.

05.08.2025 07:56 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Can’t even sleep anymore because woke

04.08.2025 07:44 β€” πŸ‘ 337    πŸ” 58    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It feels like the appointment of RFK as Secretary of Health in the USA has also undermined a lot of the basis for that trust. Of course, the problem of not believing the government on vaccines predates that, but now, generally smart people have to be careful about what comes out of his department.

28.07.2025 08:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

At an airport I once saw a bunch of transcendentalists boarding a flight they’d chartered. At least I assumed they were transcendentalists because they were on a hire plane thank you please enjoy the weekend ahead.

25.07.2025 10:40 β€” πŸ‘ 613    πŸ” 78    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 3

I mean it's pretty simple: they do not respect other people enough to value them over their own childish prerogative to say whatever they like to without thinking. bsky.app/profile/zach...

20.07.2025 05:53 β€” πŸ‘ 545    πŸ” 48    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 0

A lot of people who are like β€œyou shouldn’t eat this, you shouldn’t eat that” couldn’t even point to Potato on a map

20.07.2025 12:04 β€” πŸ‘ 61    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

as a cis dude who can be tremendously oblivious: this shit is not hard

β€œthese are my pronouns”

okay, great, I’ll use those, the end

19.07.2025 15:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1970    πŸ” 305    πŸ’¬ 73    πŸ“Œ 11

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