Jacob Bloom

Convincing my enemies to sing My Way at karaoke

I always appreciate a compliment sandwich because I really love bread

programmers are always posting like "worked on tracking down an issue with a Flurble deployment for twelve hours. the problem wasn't in Flurble at all - it was in the Gumbies install. It turns out if you install Gumbies 3.0 over Gumbies 2.7 and don't do a cache flush on all the client spiders they'll get stuck in the crystal maze." then you look up Gumbies and the site is one of those scroll scroll scroll types with one sentence per page, like "GUMBIES is a lean, expressive sharding sandcube for testing and deploying large scale Woodchips playgrounds. GUMBIES automates and streamlines away watersliding phases, meaning your team can get right to the chipping. See why Microsoft, OpenAl and Bloingo have embraced GUMBIES in their Woodchips workflows." and you get to the bottom and you're like I want this I guess but I still don't know what

This is my entire life

You're such a cutiee 😭

My (34F) subs (21F, 293F)

i'm tired of being told to stop doomscrolling. i'm just scrolling, it's not my fault there's doom on there

High school is a bunch of children trying to convince each-other about what qualifies as cringe. Adulthood is realizing everything is cringe so lean in

Just listened to an interview with the guy who wrote the theme song for #onlyMurdersInTheBuilding and apparently it's not intended to be a parody of the Serial theme song? Or at least he didn't bring it up... is there a legal reason he couldn't mention it? They're even in the same key?????

Why are you so cute??? stop????

Apparently in the olden days, the internet was bad because of HUMAN malice 😮 I can't believe they used to do malice by hand 🤯

One of the words that always gets stuck on the tip of my tongue is "chisel," and also I have always mixed up the concepts of chisels and putty knives, so I end up googling "what's the word for a spackle knife" and Google doesn't know because how could it

These YouTubers I follow (Corridor Digital) talk about this sometimes on their podcast. Their main thing is making short films, meanwhile they also experiment with new techniques to get difficult effects/shots. Sometimes they scrap a project because there's no compelling story to justify a cool shot

"Perfection creep" is such a good word for this

oh no

When I was young, 7 always felt just a LITTLE too late for July... so now I've memorized by rote that 6 and 7 are the summer J's. I have no idea if that even makes sense

Elphaba standing alone in the Ozdust Ballroom

BREAKING: The digital release of Wicked will include the full 29 minute scene of Elphaba dancing alone at the Ozdust Ballroom.

Code written with box characters used on old old software to make fake UIs

You’re still arguing about tabs vs. spaces? May I present…

*my brother and I doing a puzzle*

Me: It's so annoying when you catch a glimpse of an edge piece, but you cant figure out exactly where it is because of saccades

Brother: What are saccades?

Me: SaccaDEEZ NUTS 😎😎😎