Train facts!

When playing a board game on a train, you cannot ask the train for a hint on your opposing players moves. You can ask the conductor, but generally they don't like to be interrupted while doing their job.

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Happy birthday to maybe the greatest game ever made

two panels of a Nancy comic by Ernie Bushmiller. Nancy sees a NOTICE board and then blacks out the T with a pencil so the board reads NO ICE. Nancy smiles.

based nancy

Train facts!

Trains can run without rails. However, they can't stear themselves, so they really can only go in one direction of the rails.

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Did you know?

Baby trains need to be socialized to get used to being around humans. The small trains you see in shopping malls during the holidays in one way that conductors try to prepare the next generation of their role in the mass transit industry.

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It was something to do with trains. Ride trains, fuck chatGPT 🚄

ChatGPT? Nah, I'm here for TrackGPT where I uh..
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Yeah I should have thought this joke through more before pushing send.

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While the tractor trailers are not related to trains. These trucks jusy noticed the perfect form of the locomotive and sought to imitate it.

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Me rn during long weekend

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If you do three front flips followed by a back flip inside of a moving train, it will stop to give you applause. This however, could cause issues for other passengers as the train needs to get its wheels off the tracks to clap them.

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The longest single line train route in the world is the Trans-Siberian Railroad. Russia. It is 9,288 km long (101,574.8 football fields for americans) and runs from Moscow to Vladivostock.

More like Trains-Siberian Railroad, am I right?

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Choo Choo!

A train is never early. Trains actually don't have a sense of time at all - its the conductors job to make sure that a train gets where it needs to go.

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#Shark Dude it's my birthday, so here's a colored sketch I made :)

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The advertisements inside of trains are for more than just the passengers. They cover up sensitive areas of the train that they don't enjoy having touched. One of the many reasons why you should leave train maintaince to skilled professionals.

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Noise from busy highways is just as bad as noise from trains. Trains just don't have the barrier walls to hide their noise that cars get on major roadways.

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I wish there was a restaurant that was just a train on a small private track. Like it just went in a little scenic loop while you had food, and then got back off where you started when you were done.

This is me when I see a train out in the wild.

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Train racing is very difficult due to trains being stuck on tracks, only allowing one train at a time to any route.

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Some trains have internal air conditioning! This is because they have a sensitive sense of smell and hate the smell of human body odor, so they've adapted to reduce the amount of sweat produced by passengers.

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Choo Choo!

There were no train facts yesterday due to there being delays from local weather requiring I hunker down and enjoy a cozy day with a warm cup of hot chocolate. The fact train is now running without interuptions!

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Trains make for a great story device. Their limited area helps to keep the plot contained and moving along, just like the train does on its tracks.

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Many types of trains use to run through US cities and neighborhoods - but they were called trolleys. They were exceptionally popular in the 1910s and 1920s.

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Three persons in inflatable frog costumes. One of them is holding a nicely painted sign with two little cartoon frogs holding hands, below the text "FROGS TOGETHER STRONG"

Blessed are the frogs, for they keep making authoritarians look incredibly stupid

I got that train in me.

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The Unite States has the largest rail transport network in the world, at about 136,729 miles (220,044 km) of total rail across the country!

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No, the cloud on steam trains isn't a fart cloud. You can't see train facts 🙄

Train facts!

Steam engine trains use their fuel (usually wood or coal) to heat up steam that they use to power their movement. You can usually spot them by a distinctive white cloud.

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Gonna start sending this meme when people disagree with me and I continue arguing to rage bait them