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A beloved train will dutifully ride along its rails in a smooth fashion. If you have an easy ride, you can count on that train being taken care of.
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Trains don't require human opperators. However, they do prefer them.
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Trains are real. You can ride them.
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Some trains will yell at you if you stand in their doors while at the station. If you try this while moving, you'll probably fall out.
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You cannot bully a train. This is because you weigh (on average) between 170.5-199.8lbs and a train weighs 3,000 and 18,000 tons.
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Commuting by rail allows passengers to have extra time that they'd otherwise spend driving. Some people even work a second job while on their commute to their first job during the commute in cities like NYC!
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The mobile game "Subway Surfers" shows the characters running along tracks and jumping onto subway cars. While helpful in assisting people with poor attention spans, it fantastical because trains move faster than people can run.
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When playing a board game on a train, you cannot ask the train for a hint on your opposing players moves. You can ask the conductor, but generally they don't like to be interrupted while doing their job.
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If you do three front flips followed by a back flip inside of a moving train, it will stop to give you applause. This however, could cause issues for other passengers as the train needs to get its wheels off the tracks to clap them.
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17.10.2025 15:35 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Me rn during long weekend
17.10.2025 15:34 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0You could take over the world with this train.
17.10.2025 13:05 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Train facts!
While the tractor trailers are not related to trains. These trucks jusy noticed the perfect form of the locomotive and sought to imitate it.
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It was something to do with trains. Ride trains, fuck chatGPT π
17.10.2025 00:50 β π 2 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0ChatGPT? Nah, I'm here for TrackGPT where I uh..
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Yeah I should have thought this joke through more before pushing send.
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Baby trains need to be socialized to get used to being around humans. The small trains you see in shopping malls during the holidays in one way that conductors try to prepare the next generation of their role in the mass transit industry.
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Trains can run without rails. However, they can't stear themselves, so they really can only go in one direction of the rails.
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The longest single line train route in the world is the Trans-Siberian Railroad. Russia. It is 9,288 km long (101,574.8 football fields for americans) and runs from Moscow to Vladivostock.
More like Trains-Siberian Railroad, am I right?
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Conductors are very protective of their trains. This is because having a strong parental instict over machines is a prerequisite of the job.
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The advertisements inside of trains are for more than just the passengers. They cover up sensitive areas of the train that they don't enjoy having touched. One of the many reasons why you should leave train maintaince to skilled professionals.
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Choo Choo!
A train is never early. Trains actually don't have a sense of time at all - its the conductors job to make sure that a train gets where it needs to go.
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Noise from busy highways is just as bad as noise from trains. Trains just don't have the barrier walls to hide their noise that cars get on major roadways.
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This is me when I see a train out in the wild.
14.10.2025 21:05 β π 1 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0Did you know?
Train racing is very difficult due to trains being stuck on tracks, only allowing one train at a time to any route.
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I wish there was a restaurant that was just a train on a small private track. Like it just went in a little scenic loop while you had food, and then got back off where you started when you were done.
14.10.2025 16:23 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Train facts!
Some trains have internal air conditioning! This is because they have a sensitive sense of smell and hate the smell of human body odor, so they've adapted to reduce the amount of sweat produced by passengers.
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Choo Choo!
There were no train facts yesterday due to there being delays from local weather requiring I hunker down and enjoy a cozy day with a warm cup of hot chocolate. The fact train is now running without interuptions!
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Some times, trains get excited and toot their horns at each other. This is different from when a conductor makes a train honk their horn. Trust me.
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Trains make for a great story device. Their limited area helps to keep the plot contained and moving along, just like the train does on its tracks.
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