Beto

I hate sexy cartoons...said no one EVER!

The Cavs are receiving a generational ass-whooping rn

bart simpson is giving a speech at a podium while homer simpson is standing in the doorway ALT: bart simpson is giving a speech at a podium while homer simpson is standing in the doorway

Maxi Klieber 2025 NBA Playoffs - Full Footage

Imagine Rudy Gobert ending your championship dreams 😂

Haircuts should be FSA/Flex Spending eligible. Sometimes they really do save your life.

He supported insurrection and facism abroad, financially and politically. I think the white-washing of his legacy is the type of thing that frustrates people on the left. Reagan was, in many ways, just as corrupt and evil as Trump. Sometimes worse. He was just more polite and better at lying.

Yeah, that oughta show them!!

The Dem rebuttal to the SOTU was a Reagan glaze session. He was disastrous for workers rights and pay. Doesn't seem far-fetched to infer that they agree with some conservative policy, albeit not aloud.

Yeah they should do something more useful and effective, like hold little signs up.

Anyone that believes anything that comes out of Trump's mouth is a stupid bitch.

Trump Decried Millions Spent 'Making Mice Transgender.' It Was Cancer and Asthma Research President Trump falsely claimed that Biden spent $8 million on 'making mice transgender,' but the real research was for human health.

Trump claimed the Biden administration spent $8 million "making mice transgender." The White House tried to back up this number with records of funding for research into cancer, asthma, and HIV, some of which used *transgenic* (genetically modified) mice.

donald trump is a rapist

Kevin Hart has gotten more screentime tonight than the actual NBA players. I'm sick.

It's okay FedEx, I believe you! I'm sure that my package will be delivered today. No need to put your driver on blast. I don't need to know everything.

Might pull-up to the function looking like Skeeter

I like it when a guy gets punched and a white person says "he cleaned his clock!" Like, wtf does that even mean? It sounds cool though.

Damn wtf. How did the Lakers pull it off?! I can't believe Maxi Klieber is a Laker.

Need this for the day after leg day

FINALLY

Imagine being friends with a Trump supporter. Eww.

If you change your mind, I'll buy you a burger

WASHINGTON (AP) — Trump administration throws out policies limiting arrests of migrants at sensitive locations like schools and churches.

You guys don't get to dunk on Bass. She did what you guys wanted. This fire is a result of woefully inadequate public safety spending. This isn't solved by private capital. It requires preventative measures and funding allocations that all these conservative clowns are against. Fuck off.

Insane to see all the disingenuous takes from the usual right-wing grifters about the Los Angeles fires. Feigning concern about Karen Bass reducing the LAFD's budget. As if cutting spending on social programs and safety services (except for police) isn't the conservative M.O.

The guy that wrote "I woke up in a new Buggati" was a one-hit wonder. Now he wakes up in a used Honda.

Pass the Parcel?? I'd rather you pass the blunt man 🌿💨😤

Uber Eats' "Hay comida en la casa"advertising campaign pisses me off so much. The reason our parents told us that, was because eating out was too expensive. Getting that same expensive food, with the outrageous fees Uber tacks on would be insane.

"Chilling manifesto" must be a typo. It was a chill manifesto.

Luigi Mangione IS brat

...you actually read all that? Tell me you have too much free time on your hands without telling me you have too much free time on your hands 🤣