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@orangealligator.bsky.social

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Yesterday, at approximately 9:30pm U.S. Central Daylight Time, somebody aboard the International Space Station rocked an astronomically impressive piss:

28.08.2025 16:13 — 👍 4176    🔁 1391    💬 51    📌 77

sorry if my posts get worse from here on out, my irls all left so i can be a sad sack

29.08.2025 17:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

play space station 14

29.08.2025 17:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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give your ss14 character alcoholism and talk about how you're in debt to the government and don't have a job and can't leave and can't get a job unless you leave but at least she has a job and a couple friends too

29.08.2025 07:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

it'd be fun if discord added tables but you can only use them if you have nitro

06.08.2025 04:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Dirt Aptitude went up.

20.07.2025 19:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

guy i was sitting next to waiting for our pickup orders stood up and walked to the other side of the restaurant

04.07.2025 00:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

saw a girl i def went to high school with outside but neither of us said anything

03.07.2025 22:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

american sign language

03.07.2025 17:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

boy oh boy he likes dirt

03.07.2025 17:00 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

sometimes you have to spend time in increments of sixteen minutes and thirty three seconds Exactly
i'm on artfight btw i'll start soon

01.07.2025 19:50 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

yeah i couldnt get it legally. i had to buy it from the John market

29.06.2025 16:44 — 👍 14    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 1
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are you going to check if i cleaned behind my ears and under my fingernails too
fuck off

29.06.2025 01:15 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

the secret final step is the app was broken anyway

29.06.2025 01:13 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

>run
>run as admin
>go into settings, open anyway
>open anyway
>type password
>run

29.06.2025 01:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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i think i already fucked up the thread soz

21.06.2025 05:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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job guaranteed to give you both shortterm and longterm disability

21.06.2025 05:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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i'm workshopping a joke about hide and seek and what companies are "looking for" in a candidate

21.06.2025 05:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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i wish i could kill myself in front of people but then be fine after

21.06.2025 05:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

i feel i'm too young to be supposed to know the crushing weight of job board

21.06.2025 05:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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any hearthlings out there want me

20.06.2025 00:39 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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genuinely fat fingered a pipe into dropping it in a river
oops

16.06.2025 07:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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how to make my tar kiln work faster so i can finally use a rowboat instead of this dugout

16.06.2025 01:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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