Sophie Monsterly 🌈📚💝

Watching storyteller in the background as I work & he describes the main character seeing a bunch of women & says, "then he does what he always does when this mood strikes him." [Pause]

Hard to think that was accidental implication re: masturbation before it is then shown that he plays music. 😂

Seahorses!

Me: You can't afford to have me.
Him: Why?
Me: These tits are expensive.
Him: Really? They don't look fake.
Me: They're not. They're attached to me and I gotta eat and pay bills.

I hope Run-around Sue punched Dion in his slut-shaming face and then kept running around and living her best life.

I designed a unicorn

Advertising a survey, Spotify has an ad that says, "you really love listening to your favorite artists, and we love listening to your!"

In a world where there's controversy about electronics listening to people without conscious consent, that's not the comforting ad I think they intended it to be.

You know when people who adhere to outdated norms say that a man who is respectful to a partner is "whipped?" I want to hear that sometime just so I can respond by saying, "not yet," and then winking.

I designed these. I like these better than my previous bat designs.

The movie Teeth still serves the purpose it set forth to. Many cis men are still freaked out by that movie while also consuming film after film fetishizing all the ways femme people have to suffer because of cis men.

This is an example of a demographic upset at being treated like the oppressed.

I have consulted my pants and I think what we can conclude from RFK's claim is he's invented an entirely new way to be confused about sex and gender.

Tiny woven basket, ⅝"

Three woven paper baskets, 5/8", ½", and ⅜"

Tiny origami flowers, ¼"each.

Tiny origami flowers in paper woven basket, ½ inch cubed

I made things

I understand how I forget eating & how I sometimes auto-reject foods that I dislike. confusing thing: When I eat all of a thing & after my brain goes, "that was disgusting." I ate canned beets & ate the whole thing before my brain was like, "that was gross, why were you doing that? Didn't like it."

I'm now able to take about 2 (unstable) steps without mobility devices. I do it to cross the kitchen, now.

It is more like catching myself from falling a couple times (looks clumsy), but I think that may be the core of walking, in general. We just repeatedly catch ourselves from falling.

Cognitive speech therapy is kinda great when your therapist is also antifa

Biden has always been a problem and it sucks to be on the left and watching the left settle. That's part of what got us here. So hearing that the man that was behind racist and anti feminist policy in the 90s under the illusion of progress yelled at a black woman is upsetting and not a surprise.

Nobody: What did you do with your bedrest, Sophie?

Me: Practiced the ancient art of memes.

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The mushrooms are my own designs. I was like, 'if I'm making mushrooms, I must make badgers and snakes.' I used the badgers design by Madiyar Origami. Don't know the origin of the snake design.

Me: I'm going to see how far I can get with my walker today!

The sidewalk:

Follow up with closing the power vacuum cycle we keep getting in the Blanched Fun House-restore checks & balances that have been eroded.

The files have become a red herring of our own creation. As people focus on that, the Traffic Cone-in-Chief is bunting us further into his fascist goals each day.

I get that people don't like the Epstein files being withheld, it is incredibly unlikely that them being released will save us from the fascist takeover. The only reason for fussing over them is to frustrate the regime. But that's not going to destabilize it. We need to dethrone the 'Leaders.'

Agreed!

The saying may be "can't buy my love," but admittedly someone can get far by giving me a good book and chocolate. They can even be cheap about it like, "I have a bag of mixed M&Ms and some Wollstonecraft" and I'm like, "clear the area, I'm opening up for parking. The humidity will be high in there."

That's Sawbones, and it is one of my favorite podcasts.

I use Talenti containers to organize a lot of my art stuff. 😂

Image shows a plastic lid holding three origami bats and tweezers. The standard sized tweezers are about 1 and ⅓ the length of the biggest bat, which is white, and 3x the size of the small bats, one white and one with an image of space on it.

Tiny bats made with tweezers.

How very Orwellian.

I worded this badly. The CFO was in a suit. I was the silly person who wore the hoodie with "kill what you love" on it.

This is not unlike the time I met the company CFO at my old job wearing a sweatshirt by the same artist that says "kill what you love." 🤣

I am a lukewarm realm of chaos.

Just realized that group therapy on Zoom is not the best time to wear my Murder Turkey dress with the velociraptor on it. All that everyone else could see was the word "MURDER" in all caps. I'm in an intensive therapy program, the kind that is hyper aware of individual risk factors.

I had heard rumors that it works like iocane powder.

The conspiracies that have already developed make me want to facepalm so hard my fingertips will begin an intimate relationship with my jelly brain.

Do is not speculate on things you don't have evidence for.

Don't need a bunch of conspiracy theories piling on top of everything else.