Jacob

people are like "Kojima really doesn't understand women." the problem with this framing is it implies that he does understand men.

Someone is sitting in a movie theater watching a dudes dick turn into a drill and thinking oh man did I email the budget revisions to AP

anyone know any video tutorials for making those ultra low poly characters in blender with pixel art textures? most of the videos i can find are still using a lot more polygons than i'm looking for

Door with a sign on that says "beware! Live bees"

I love working in a university sometimes

but but but kamabla covered up joe brandon's AGE! I had no idea he was OLD!!

Great Blue Heron taking off.🪶
#birds

Sunrise over Lake Ontario seen through trees at Woodbine Beach in Toronto Ontario

Woodbine Beach Sunrise.

#AlphabetChallenge #WeekLforLight
#Toronto #WoodbineBeach #AshbridgesBay #Sunrise #Photography

ABBOT: oh my god Diddy got arrested!

COSTELLO: did he?

ABBOT: I just said that, Diddy got arrested

COSTELLO: did who get arrested??

ABBOT: Diddy!

COSTELLO: what are you askin me for? did he what?

ABBOT: im not askin, i’m tellin you Diddy got arrested

COSTELLO: i’m asking, what did he do

On an evening bus out of Worcester. A stoned passenger is sitting on the back seat, playing a flute. The driver just audibly muttered "When the fuck is Tom Bombadil getting off my bus".

We journey on, into the darkness. With musical accompaniment.

celebrating 10m users #1 First .1%, certified bluesky elder Paul Frazee @pfrazee.com Joined nov 16, 2022

Wow, I can’t believe we reached 10mm. Chairish these moments.

BREAKING: Retrogaming community discovers NESticle, Genecyst and ZSNES. “We can just play ROMs” a recurring refrain. Prices tumble and Stadium Events cartridges now seen being burned for heat.

Sanctuary! (More please)

Up the street from St Nicholas is legendary St Bavo Cathedral w the Ghent Altarpiece back behind this area.

ironic and iconic

teaching the ghosts that inhabit my 100 year old dolls the hot to go dance chrisk

me: oh! a text from my beloved husband! he has shared a video with me

the video:

Forcing myself to stop playing Astro Bot after every two levels in order to not blow through the whole thing in a week like a madman.

whoever did this is in for the funniest jumpscare in history when they google "siblings who did The Matrix"

Detailed etching on off white paper. A rooster stands on the right, holding out a bundle of twigs like an offering. A shorthaired white and tabby cat on the left is looking at the viewer and accepting the twigs - it is wearing an ornate, layered papal tiara and leaning on a walking stick.

Always bring twigs when you're going to meet the cat pope. 1797. www.loc.gov/resource/ppm...

I sang the cat, cat, little potat song at the trans community center: one cat dad’s brave story

uploading more of my comic stuff
splash!!

Game dev shower thought: People love to pick up power ups that make walking characters run for a brief bit of time, but if you swapped walking for hobbling with a wounded leg and made "running" walking normally with all the speeds kept the same, gamers would crucify you. Perception matters.

Amazon.com: Come Closer eBook : Gran, Sara: Kindle Store Amazon.com: Come Closer eBook : Gran, Sara: Kindle Store

Alert! The e-book of Sara Gran's COME CLOSER is on sale for just $1.99! (I was just recommending this one to a friend recently!)

"More council flats, fuck landlord rats"
Seen in Edinburgh, Scotland

Book cover for the novelization of AMADEUS, cover text reads: DID YOU FOR REAL JUST BREAK MY GARFIELD COLLECTOR'S MUG FROM MCDONALD'S? A TRAGEDY BY SADDENED FREN THAT WAS MY FAVORITE MUG SO MANY GOOD TIMES HAVING A DRINK ALL GONE NOW

Branston GP’s for the #WestMidsAllDayer: It looks like we finished on a total of 96 species today. Well done to all the sites taking part and special congratulations to team Blithfield for achieving a record score of 104 species! Thanks to @PMandrews1973 for organising once again.

Bill Watterson

#Birds of the Day is on vacation for a few days, so I leave you with one of my favorite portraits: Great Blue Heron.

I've heard people say that Moby Dick is long and tedious because he's trying to communicate the tediousness of life on a whaling boat, and if so that was a massive fail because I was completely gripped from beginning to end.