Bean

Okay, Grandma, that's enough Winter Olympics for you! 😆

I didn’t know she was still alive, but now I’m a bit sad.

Found a jelly bean under the bed when looking for my glasses and that has much improved my day.

Good point 😬

Which song? Maybe I hate it too.

Got a Gold medal in the winter olympics for stabbing all of the burgeoning ice from my freezer with a sharp kitchen knife whilst wearing an oven mitt, in 2 minutes and 4 seconds. 🥇

#WinterOlympics

Cartoon. Person says to other person „We invented a robot that answers questions.“, adding, „we just have to feed it 10 baby giraffes a day“. The other person asks „But it answers the questions correctly?“ Person responds „Oh my goodness, no. No no no no no.“ By Aram J. French Appropriated due to missing alt text

I love this so much ❤️

What you’re experiencing is so tough. All round. On everyone 🥺

Cat playing silly buggers on stairs

Nothing to see here, move along

“Even the land is tired in February “

This is glorious!

Everybody knows that Pupper just won Downhill Gold

I’ve just thought to myself “I’ll give the cats the same flavour so there’s no arguing” so don’t tell me I don’t know what it’s like to have children.

Ukrainian Defenders have shared photos from before and during Russia’s war against #Ukraine.

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I can’t do another 3 weeks of this. 🤦‍♀️

BLUESKY WON SPORTS IN THE SOCIAL MEDIA DIVORCE

Cc @tess.bzky.team

Lick it

A tumblr post that reads: Summer Olympics: Who can run the fastest? :) Who can swim the fastest? :) Who can do the best somersault? :) Winter Olympics: WHO CAN MAKE IT TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS ICE SLIDE OF DEATH AND SURVIVE?? WHO CAN GET AROUND THE RINK WITHOUT GETTING THEIR HANDS SLICED OFF BY EVERYONE ELSE'S FEET BLADES?? CAN THIS GUY DO A 1080 DEGREE FLIP WITHOUT DYING?? Summer Triathlon: Don't run too fast, you have to save your energy for a swim and a bike ride! :) Winter Biathlon: I see you've been skiing for five miles now here's your gun

An oldie but a goodie.
#olympics

The cat’s back in tomorrow then

I don't understand cats. I see these cats every day. One or two of them sleep on my bed most nights. I know everything about them.

I also hate boring stuff and I crave novelty. Relationships sometimes fall apart when I find a new shiny hobby. But literally every time I see one of my cats? JOY

Perfect

That’s been cancelled apparently

I can’t sleep so they’re loving being let out at 4am. Also: early breakfast.

Thank you ☺️

Two sleeping cats

My loyal sickbed companions

There’s a video :)

Gravity :)

*want

Hooman, your piano playing lulls me to sleep 💤

😸😽

"So is that a compliment or a critique? Zlatko, zlatko?!"

Croatian cat Zlatko being his ruthlessly honest self.

#cat #piano #sleep