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@kerrypro.bsky.social

Pro in name only, not because I’m good at anything. Ope.

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Latest posts by kerrypro.bsky.social on Bluesky

I NEED to get my hands on that face, but I also know calico code, so I shall refrain.

06.01.2026 15:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Voting for the first person who makes it illegal to watch a movie on an airplane without headphones.

06.12.2025 21:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Omg your pup looks like a cartoon! 😍😍

03.12.2025 05:59 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Cuties!

29.11.2025 04:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Steak ’N Shake Employee Screams After Nude RFK Jr. Climbs Out Of Beef Tallow Fryer SOUTH BEND, IN—Expressing horror at the sight of the health secretary’s bare torso emerging from the vat of grease, a local Steak ’n Shake employee reportedly screamed Friday after a nude Robert F. Ke...

Steak ’N Shake Employee Screams After Nude RFK Jr. Climbs Out Of Beef Tallow Fryer

21.11.2025 20:16 — 👍 4193    🔁 609    💬 65    📌 30

Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.

21.11.2025 21:26 — 👍 32891    🔁 4880    💬 294    📌 139

They’ll keep this shit up while whining about lack of enthusiasm from the left. 🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️

18.11.2025 02:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Birdie Jo, an english cream golden retriever sits in the grass in front of a blue and orange frisbee. She has an “I voted” sticker on her chest.

Birdie Jo, an english cream golden retriever sits in the grass in front of a blue and orange frisbee. She has an “I voted” sticker on her chest.

The two things she has struggled with most are “shake” and “stop committing voter fraud.”

04.11.2025 17:46 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’ve had to set the search function on apps (where it’s available) to search before AI existed. Especially YouTube. The ai slop videos posing as real info is rampant AND promoted. It’s almost like it automatically plugs in anything you search for & poof! a video was just uploaded yesterday about it.

01.11.2025 06:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Costume sighting of the night: dejected-looking parent wearing a balloon number 7, slowly dragging an empty wagon with the abandoned balloon “6” in it back to his house.

Mom had come ahead with a golfcart to grab “6”, who couldn’t possibly walk another block.

01.11.2025 04:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

During the approval process for the Intracept procedure, Blue Cross Blue Shield HAD MY FAMILY AND FRIENDS WRITE LETTERS stating how my quality of life has been impacted by chronic pain. Then they denied it anyway.

But hey, keeping me bed bound and on heavy medications is so much better, right?!

21.10.2025 20:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I never know what to do with my hands!!!

05.10.2025 04:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

MAGA 3 days ago: Chicago is about to find out the meaning of WAR

MAGA today: the left needs to stop condoning violence

11.09.2025 00:55 — 👍 19666    🔁 5935    💬 90    📌 90
The back of the End Gun Violence banner where teams have signed to mark its deployment.

And a hand-written letter that reads:

To our Minnesota United family,
Words cannot express how sorry we are for the unfathomable cruelty your community—your children—has faced. This has to stop.
We are with you. Sending love & healing.
♡
Los Verdes

The back of the End Gun Violence banner where teams have signed to mark its deployment. And a hand-written letter that reads: To our Minnesota United family, Words cannot express how sorry we are for the unfathomable cruelty your community—your children—has faced. This has to stop. We are with you. Sending love & healing. ♡ Los Verdes

MNUFC supporters deploy a banner that reads "END GUN VIOLENCE"

MNUFC supporters deploy a banner that reads "END GUN VIOLENCE"

MNUFC supporters deploy a banner that reads "END GUN VIOLENCE

MNUFC supporters deploy a banner that reads "END GUN VIOLENCE

​We are the 5th community to raise this banner, created by Austin supporters after Uvalde. We're united with all those communities in mourning for all tof those we've lost - and in the outrage that this banner will surely be needed again.

31.08.2025 00:46 — 👍 252    🔁 102    💬 4    📌 6
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a person 's hand is sticking out of a box . ALT: a person 's hand is sticking out of a box .

Do you think Morticia or Gomez ever asked Thing to…ya know…help a buddy out?

01.09.2025 04:43 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
VERDE HOMECOMING
BENEFITTING BOBBY JONES CHIARI
& SYRINGOMYELIA FOUNDATION
SEPTEMBER 19TH, 2025 6:30-8:30PM
HOPSQUAD BREWING

VERDE HOMECOMING BENEFITTING BOBBY JONES CHIARI & SYRINGOMYELIA FOUNDATION SEPTEMBER 19TH, 2025 6:30-8:30PM HOPSQUAD BREWING

Wear your verde best (or craziest) and join us and @bradstuver.com for the 4th annual Bobby Jones CSF gathering at @hopsquad.bsky.social. We’re making it a Verde Homecoming to remember with homecoming photos, a cornhole tournament, great drinks, raffles and one lucky person will take home the crown!

29.08.2025 00:24 — 👍 6    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0

This is painful to read, knowing that for you 2 be who you are now, must take extraordinary effort 2 correct, heal & better yourself. The exhaustive pursuits left in the wake of religious trauma seem never ending. I’m so thankful for the you that you are, but so sorry about what it took 2 get here.

22.08.2025 03:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Today is my final day on blood thinners after my brain stenting surgery a year ago. 💃🏼💃🏼💃🏼

06.08.2025 19:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Tarantula Rushing To Shave Legs Before Meeting Up With Mate

Tarantula Rushing To Shave Legs Before Meeting Up With Mate

Tarantula Rushing To Shave Legs Before Meeting Up With Mate

30.07.2025 22:00 — 👍 1256    🔁 110    💬 29    📌 8
Brad stands in the bathroom wearing a purple hawaiian shirt with the rockies logos all over it, and a pair of gigantic ski-style sunglasses. Supreme douchery, if you need a better description of what I’m living with.

Brad stands in the bathroom wearing a purple hawaiian shirt with the rockies logos all over it, and a pair of gigantic ski-style sunglasses. Supreme douchery, if you need a better description of what I’m living with.

Oh no… @tonycardone.com and David went to a Rockies game and came back with the giveaway items for Brad. We JUST talked him down from the horse racing shirt/fedora combo. WHAT DID YOU DO?!

19.07.2025 23:59 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Does it become ghost bucks, or will people always just see $60 floating mid-air? Is it spendable in the afterlife? What’s spiritflation at these days?

Things we all need to know.

16.07.2025 05:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Curious what the plan is for the 60 bucks since it seems like there won’t be much time to spend it.

16.07.2025 03:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Don't forget we're raising money for Laundry Project this Saturday from 3-5 pm at Hopsquad. Come by, have a pint, and please consider making a donation to this amazing cause.

If you can't make it but would like to support, you can donate at the link below.

give.engagecurrent.org/campaign/694...

15.07.2025 18:21 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Every single person-regardless of who they (or their parents) voted for-deserves to not die in a flood while they sleep. They deserve competent local officials, every emergency resource for rescue and a disaster declaration for rebuilding. Picking now for an “in your face” shows a loss of humanity.

07.07.2025 01:12 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’ve seen a few ppl having to post compilations bc others didn’t believe it. The lack of human emotion left is bleak. Part of it is people are so wildly misinformed about what actually happened (and is still going on) here. Part of it is just the end result of treating politics like football teams.

07.07.2025 01:12 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The problem is we are about to go from the first round to the final round if this bill passes. When the music stops & tens of millions of people find themselves w/nowhere to sit, things are going to get ugly, FAST. Not everyone will die instantly like republicans seem to be hoping for. 2/2

03.07.2025 03:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

So many people are walking around w/the confidence of a 2nd grader during the first round of musical chairs right now. That arrogance of “I have a place to sit, someone else will be the one to lose their spot”. 1/2

03.07.2025 03:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

There needs to be an “I know how to get out of my neighborhood” option on gps.

02.07.2025 14:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Bezos Wedding Guests Given Monogrammed Plastic Bottles To Urinate In During Ceremony

theonion.com/bezos-w...

25.06.2025 14:10 — 👍 17099    🔁 2633    💬 539    📌 207

Squishmallow kids grew up to be labubu 20-somethings.

Now, the squishmallow adults? No one wants to get close enough to find out who their primary opp is these days. Many still carry half a dozen Stanley cups to use as weapons in such situations.

25.06.2025 17:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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