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@au-trout.bsky.social

I talk about random things that I have read in the many leather bound books stacked on my cabinets of rich mohagany.

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I would love a Hawgnicromicon style episode of just insane Hugh stories.

03.11.2025 20:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sir, that is clearly Huey Long reincarnated.

29.10.2025 21:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a race car driver is talking to a reporter and says " i 'm not sure what to do with my hands .. " ALT: a race car driver is talking to a reporter and says " i 'm not sure what to do with my hands .. "
05.10.2025 04:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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So very proud of @kerrypro.bsky.social for being acknowledged tonight by @austinfootballclub.bsky.social for her endless work with Laundry Project here in Austin!

05.10.2025 04:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

CJ. More minutes. Please and thank you.

Also, Stu was an absolute beast tonight. Great win and all focus on the final now. Rotate Saturday and keep guys fresh for 10/1.

22.09.2025 02:07 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Don't forget that the Bobby Jones Chiari fundraiser with @bradstuver.com is tomorrow night from. 6:30 - 8:30 at Hopsquad. Come join us for Verde Homecoming and try to win one of these amazing raffle prizes! Have to thread images because there are SO MANY PRIZES, including an ardace machine!

18.09.2025 16:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

We don't score the winner without Uzuni's header. St Clair made a ridiculous save. Could have easily been Uzuni's night as the hero.

18.09.2025 05:11 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I HAVE BEEN PREACHING THIS MAN'S NAME FOR 4 MONTHS ON @sufferingpod.bsky.social!!!

18.09.2025 03:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Worst clock management I've seen in a long time

13.09.2025 03:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I'm ready to be hurt again

07.09.2025 14:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm pretty convinced JMU would go .500 in the ACC for a full season. Pat Narduzzi would see this d line and forfeit out of sheer respect.

06.09.2025 00:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Carson Beck is going to make so much money in the NFL as Kirk Cousins part 2

01.09.2025 01:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's called the oopty oops. Perfected in West Canaan, TX

31.08.2025 02:45 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I am going to Meep vs Texas St next week as a neutral and am positively giddy about it.

31.08.2025 01:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm not sure I'd qualify Arnold making something out of two broken plays as figuring it out just yet.

30.08.2025 00:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Owen Wolff: certified demon tonight

27.07.2025 01:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Update: its now 5-0

27.07.2025 00:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I met Sir Minty. Life is complete.

23.07.2025 01:20 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I thought we all agreed to call it The Hotbox?

22.07.2025 20:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

What they did was make me look even more awesome. You're welcome.

20.07.2025 14:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Through 3 matches this year:

Austin - 4 goals, 9 points
The entire city of LA - 1 goal, 0 points

17.07.2025 04:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Don't forget we're raising money for Laundry Project this Saturday from 3-5 pm at Hopsquad. Come by, have a pint, and please consider making a donation to this amazing cause.

If you can't make it but would like to support, you can donate at the link below.

give.engagecurrent.org/campaign/694...

15.07.2025 18:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Correct call. Now let's go win an Open Cup match on Tuesday!

05.07.2025 21:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I always assumed you were a Gain man.

02.07.2025 04:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Come hang out with MLS All-Star @bradstuver.com on Saturday, July 19th. @hopsquad.bsky.social will be hosting us as we raise money for this year's Austin Laundry Project!

01.07.2025 19:25 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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Mike Lahoud Midseason Special EP 090 Podcast Episode Β· Suffering From Joy Podcast Β· 06/23/2025 Β· 1h 28m

Our good friend Mike Lahoud dropped in for an Austin FC midseason review, listen to someone who actually knows what they’re talking about on our show for once!

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23.06.2025 13:17 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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