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As a fan base, we don’t deserve this. Like, we’re good people most of the time.

I already told you guys, mint chocolate lovers drink lean.

The rapper Freeway warned us long ago what happens when people get hungry and broke and desperate in the wintertime!

If a sneak start leaning/
and the heat stop workin'/
Then my heat start workin'/
I'ma rob me a person

Nobody’s above the program.

What if he can’t sleep because he’s being haunted? Like by his daddy? Every time he closes his eyes his daddy pops up and tells him he’s not good enough.

People don’t take enough naps. That’s why that man is so scrotchity all the time, he’s sleepy.

Hey, @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social congratulations!
May I introduce a potential policy platform? Ending DST/EST time change in New York City. If you all do it, the rest of the country will have to follow.. just spitballing here. Let me know if you need help with it.

Local elections matter!

So many predicted close races, which is understandable. But turnout favored the anti-kings…. And blew the predictions up. 2026, and 2028….. stand back and stand by

Huh 🤔. You don’t say.

How much longer before air traffic controllers and TSA just stop showing up entirely. I'm thinking one more missed check- people have bills to pay

Or, a billionaire

It’s actually quite delusional to think you can’t end up needing safety net benefits. You aren’t special.

Sliwa is a kook, but he did what he needed to do and split tf outta that vote

S/O to all the small restaurants stepping up to provide free meals. I see you.

The failure to cultivate regenerative community means the body misses care… because community is what cares for the body

she can't even spend all the money she has. by the time she gives it away, it comes back.

Shoutout to Zo

a girl in a blue sweater and floral pants is standing in a room with her hands on her hips ALT: a girl in a blue sweater and floral pants is standing in a room with her hands on her hips

if that brown man becomes mayor on the day dick cheney dies... wow... the big sorting hat lives for drama.

I’m so easily swayed sometimes lmao.

My aunt is bribing me with a wine tasting to go to this ceremony with her. But truly the joke is on her bc I would have done it for the pettiness of it all

“Ooooooo look at me i ride electric scooter fast down to the campus”

Listen crotch fruit wear a helmet

In many ways he was

We are off to a good start Dick has gon on to anti-Glory. His everlasting day in hell is upon him

The best thing a man can do is shut the fuck up and give me time to think

Wale dropping soon.

I won.

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I feel like I say this every year but I really need people to hear it. Halloween is the best American holiday. Just kids outside welcomed into their world, marching around together, showing off their costumes to the elderly, parents meeting parents, neighbors catching up with neighbors.

“Bitches is messy, but I’m petty. Don’t got to edit, check the Getty.”

*muah*

This avocado toast all over again