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SOMEONE SAYS TO MIKE JOHNSON: "THE BIBLE SAYS, 'HE UPHOLDS THE CAUSE OF THE OPPRESSED AND GIVES FOOD TO THE HUNGRY.” HE RESPONDS, "I DON’T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THAT.".

I posted this story on Facebook years ago, referencing how it would feel if he told this about my dad or grandma. and my MAGA cousin said it was not bad and besides, Democrats were evil. I was so mad I deleted his comment. He then deleted me from his life. And now we’re both happier.

Cue the picture of her booing Biden in her Cruella DeVille coat

Nah. Diaper staff takes care of that for him.

Reminds me of when Glen Beck briefly tried on a “decent person” costume for a few months.

Answer to questions, in order of appearance:

1. No
2. Also no

That’s a clever way of saying diarrhea

She has done some great things over her tenure, alongside things I didn’t like. But retiring and giving space for younger leaders to build is a boss move. I hope her elder peers take note.

You should be proud. It was an awesome night for you!

I’m sorry. I was told that last night was just blue states voting blue. So I’m confused on how this red state flipped seats. The president and Fox News wouldn’t lie, surely???

If Ted Cruz hated it, I am pleased as punch. Suck nuts, Ted.

At this point, anyone—a university, a law firm, a corporation, a Democrat—bending the knee to Trump is doing it because they want to, not because of any political reality.

if you see anyone expressing shock that a candidate who exudes warmth and authenticity and wants to improve the quality of life for working class people won over a rapist whose entire campaign was
"that guys a terrorist" that's not a smart person. you don't have to listen to that person anymore.

I relate to this so precisely. I no longer want to be part of the church, but I am sad and ashamed of what has become of so much of it

I believe PA went for Trump last year. Wonder if Mikey remembers that

Maybe pundits should spend more time in densely packed, left leaning urban areas where the "real Americans" live

CHICAGO: “My uncle was on his way home from getting groceries on his bike — they grabbed him and choked him and punched him… he’s a kind hardworking man. They’re racially profiling people.”

Trump’s ICE goons put an elderly man in the hospital and nearly choked him to death.

Onward and upward. Together we can defeat the scourge of fascism.

Zohran Mamdani polled +40% on men under 30. So we wasted all that time on all those think pieces about how we need a Joe Rogan for the left, when what we actually needed were *policies* for the left.

You are an American ass-kicker. Thank you for voting no matter what! 💙💙💙

Starting to think, perhaps, Donald Trumps election was not, actually, a mandate, or a change in American values, and there’s actually no reason to shift our policies or politics to the right to appease imaginary people in any way whatsoever.

He probably heard people talking about mustard gas, and thought it was just the odor of mustard.

Please don’t make “Ding dong the witch is dead” posts about Dick Cheney. It is disrespectful to witches, who are awesome.

Best thing Cheney ever did was turn my apolitical 24-year-old ass into a politically aware raging liberal.

Who could have foreseen after everything that went down Nov 2020-Jan 2021 that if we put this guy back in power we would never have another normal election while he was president? Voters in Nov 2024 took a blowtorch to American democracy.

Wake up, Dick! I want you to see droves of New Yorkers voting in a Muslim socialist as mayor!

Dick?

Yawning at the limited government folks warning that a democratic socialist mayor of New York is an existential threat, but who remain guardedly optimistic about an authoritarian president.

Look at these cosplay cowboys, geared up to wage war against us.

I hope good things happen in threes like bad things do.