Lizerdoo 💚💜

I hate asking for help, but we're really behind on bills and life keeps piling it on.
If anyone is able, it is greatly appreciated. It's hard out here for everyone right now, positive vibes are also a blessing.
Really wish we could catch a break. 😞
Paypal.me/lizerdoo

"I can make deals with the devil because my dick's bigger"

THE CACKLE I JUST CACKLED

Why do people who are douchebags to their sweet dogs get to keep them for a long time, but I lose my babies to cancer when we haven't had enough years together?

Steroid nebulizer, my beloved.

No sleep, only cough.

Just a reminder before the “big announcement” today.

Autism was discovered in 1911 and the modern definition of Autism came in 1943.

Tylenol wasn’t widely used until the 1950s.

Anyone trying to tell you that Tylenol causes Autism isn’t someone that should be taken seriously.

First call from my mother, surprisingly fine, little abrupt, but doesn't say anything awful. Wow!
Immediately calls a second time, this time raving up and down how I should "go get ivermectin because it's proven to kill cancer!".
I will never fucking understand. 😞

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Covid vs. Liz
Round 2.

My mother was praying the blood of Jesus over us when Abby and I went in Hot Topic.

🤞 I hope zero heads of state show up to the funeral... Just Putin and Elon laying on/beside the casket like loyal dogs.

😎 Weekend at Donnie's.

"This is the Pentagon. We are at Defcon 1. Operation Robo-Hitler is a go."

"We can rebuild him, we have the technology."
Bro was already braindead, can we PLEASE get a DNR up in here?

melania constantly refreshing the tl

We love bursting into tears in the freaking freezer aisle at the store. 😮‍💨

The older I get, the fewer foods I can eat.

My morbid curiosity wondering if you can poke a needle into a subdermal hematoma to drain it the way I've seen people do with cellulitis.
Yes, I'm once again staring at a huge, delightfully colourful bruise on my knee.

Trying to stay busy to stave off the depression 🫠

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I cry a lot 🤝 I am so productive

I fully expected to have the sleepy depressed weepies from tapering my meds.
Oh no no... I got the 1,000 yard stare, nightmares, half my head is weirdly numb, and feeling EXTREMELY murbery withdrawal symptoms instead.

My new conspiracy theory is Mojang are Swifties, and Taylor let them in on TS12.

Not today, Galactus.

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I'm so glad Rob is here.

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PATRICK IN HAZBIN SEASON 2, FUCK YEAH!

That's our Prince of Darkness 🥹

And there's the third one.

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YouTube video by Pack A Day Pokémon 20-07-17 • Pack A Day

Happy Deerling Pack-a-versary.

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