✨Ash the Stampede✨

I wish we lived in a land where if journalists heard the president call one of their colleges "piggy" or suggest another of their colleagues, who was butchered for what he wrote, in some way had it coming, they would close their laptops, leave as soon as possible, and ask to be reassigned.

you can't make me learn what "cloudflare" is. I shouldn't have to know these things. I have a sensitive artistic spirit

Like hand her an angry wasp, maybe

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I used to tell people at the pharmacy I worked at “listen you smell great but I do HIGHLY recommend you at leeeeast speak with the pharmacist about that Eczema flareup.”

Hand her a live grenade maybe

Clay Higgins was the only nay vote? Hell of a way to inform everyone that no one should let him around their kids & to maybe check his browser history & hard drive.

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me running away from my problems

They already do. They get vaxxed, get checkups, go to the hospital in emergencies, are prescribed medications & then get on a soapbox to spout a bunch of anti medicine nonsense for the voters that are anti-science. Then when folks die off? they lie more & say god chose them. Cult 101.

Yeah fair, maybe just in my area (close to rural Oregon) we have a lot of crunchy repubs who are staunchly against any kind of science and medicine and use prayer-only methods of healing.

Whew.

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He is dancing, dancing. He says that he will never die.

Current fave out of context skeet :

I have MS and it makes me so incredibly angry that we’ve been getting so close to a cure and then this fuckwit who couldn’t find his own dick nuked everything in development.
I just wonder when republicans are gonna realize “hey guys… these things will benefit YOU also ya know…”

It’s fine if religious people want to die but please leave us out of it. Lol.

I like medicine. 😫🫶🏼

This joke is beautiful and horrible and that’s my favorite aesthetic so good jorb lol.

You can slap your pickle on my roast beef sandwich if you wanna

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Hey sweet someone paid attention during the treaty of Versailles 🫶🏼✨

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while the rest of us clean up after Trump, people like MTG and Nick Fuentes will take advantage of our good nature to install ~VERY REAL~ Nazi extremism in his place.

It’s most annoying, infuriating, etc, that I don’t see any of these things removing him from office at this rate.

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The violence of car culture was really on display just now. A monster truck changed lanes into a compact car and covered its side in tire marks, a big pickup went off into the median guardrail at high speed, and an SUV had been rolled until every side was smashed. Be safe out there, y'all.

Cute hair!

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GOD I AM SO GLAD WE DID NOT GET A FEMALE BLACK PRESIDENT COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT COULD HAVE POTENTIALLY HAPPENED IF THE LADY COP BECAME OUR PRESIDENT???

SHE MAY HAVE TOLD ME TO WASH MY ASS 111!!

MY GOD DID WE EVER DODGE A BULLET! NO WOMAN!1!1!1

HEY DOES ANYONE ELSE SMELL TOAST

HELP I STRONKE

I would simply leap off a monument tbqfh.

Imagine being that one lone vote saying you don’t want pedo info released. Good jorb

I think Republican dudes are so angy wangy all the time because it’s prolly really uncomfortable and annoying to constantly have to take a piss but you’re fucking dickless.

Idc if it’s proper:

If you’re American and you say “mah-tour” and not “mah-chur” when you say the word mature, I’m gonna think you’re a cop.