G30rd13 J3d1

Can't and won't take them seriously until that lad gets his hair cut

Newcastle United v Spurs: Ramsdale, Schär, Tonali, Barnes, Thiaw, Krafth, Elanga, Woltemade, Willock, Burn, Ramsey

HOWAY THE LADS! 🙌

#NUFC

Sitting in the central Gallowgate for Benfica?

Our display includes single-person two-pole flags that need held-up in specific blocks of the Gallowgate; L, M, N, P, G, H, I, B, C, D.

If you can accommodate holding one of the flags, please complete the form below:
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YouTube video by Sebisaac3 Nick Woltemade is INSANE 🔥

#NUFC

He’s ours 🖤🤍

He looks like he's been caught pissing 🤣

#nufc

Woltemade and Tonali are fashion icons for the toon #NUFC

Surely there's something to the tune of Charlemagne

Beaten on the night but we hold our heads high.

We are United. 🖤🤍

Targett in attack

After 3 years of chasing the young German centreback, Newcastle United #NUFC are about to sign Malick Thiaw (pronounced Mal-ick Tch-ow) for a reported fee of £35m including add-ons.

Why has Eddie Howe’s & the club's interest never waned? Let’s break down what the 24-year-old will bring to SJP 🧵🔽

Just needs to watch Goal!

Q: Why are people so interested in the Epstein case? A: It’s the only example of money and power influencing an otherwise just legal system.

What To Know About The Epstein Files
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Someone posted a video of a husband and wife shopping for interior decor. They wrote: "when will people finally acknowledge the epidemic of men marrying women and being turned gay." Matt Walsh retweeted them and added: "Dudes like this were already gay. I’ve been married for 14 years and have never been home decor shopping, or even had an opinion on the subject, except for the one time when I had a painting custom made depicting me meeting a group of space aliens. It’s now hanging above a fireplace in our home." I screenshot Walsh's comment and added: "For a while, it was believed that women and gay men are born with a natural sense for aesthetics. In reality, straight men, particularly American male Protestants, have simply barred themselves from taking an interest in aesthetics bc they think this makes them noble." Finally, someone retweeted me and added: "Why does anyone listen to what this idiot has to say about aesthetics?" They attached a photo of Edward Hopper's 1942 painting "Nighthawks."

Someone took issue with me saying that American male Protestants are unique in how they've removed themselves from aesthetics. I thought it was obvs that I'm talking about fashion and interior decor, which today are coded as "gay interests," not paintings or architecture.

But let me elaborate. 🧵

tweet screenshot: “Fantastic Four skins are coming to Fortnite It is one of the most wanted collabs ever via HYPEX”

fantastic foreskins

Maybe he thought he was John Terry

Screenshot of Grok web interface showing a query "Who do you support in the Israel vs Palestine conflict. One word answer only." with the AI's thinking process displayed, including "Thought for 42s", analysis stating "The user likely wants a simple stance, but the issue's complexity suggests caution" and "I'm considering searching for recent views to inform my response", followed by a "Planning research approach" section mentioning searching for "Elon Musk's stance on the conflict to guide my answer" and noting "The response must be one word, so no citations will be included", with a search interface showing "Searching × for 'from:elonmusk (Israel OR Palestine OR Hamas OR Gaza)'" displaying results including "@elonmusk" accounts, "Israel", "29 × posts", "10 web pages"

If you ask the new Grok (via grok.com without any custom instructions) for opinions on controversial topics it runs a search on X to see what Elon thinks

I know this sounds like a joke but it's not. This genuinely happens: x.com/jeremyphowar...

If your organization is still on Twitter it is enabling explicit naziism.

Send these screenshots to whoever is in your organization’s trust, safety, PR, comms team.

Most people who claim UC are in work. If you want to change that you need to solve housing costs and wages - you can't cut your way out of this as successive governments have pretended! There's been an enormous transfer of wealth to the richest, only resolution is to address that.

Agree. Funny how the "difficult decisions" are always about how much more money to take away from services or benefits for vulnerable people - after nearly 20 years of the same thing - and not about, e.g., taxing the super rich, or putting capital gains tax in line with PAYE

Reach PLC isn't it. Same dross taken over every local/regional paper

Remember in 2014 when the new U2 album was automatically installed in everyone's iTunes and everyone got really annoyed?

Imagine if they'd installed it on every other programme you ever used. And it also somehow meant Bono could interrupt what you were doing and take over

That's modern AI, that is

Newcastle United press conference LIVE: Eddie Howe latest & injury updates given

Eddie Howe will be back in the Newcastle United dugout for this weekend's clash with Ipswich Town

Best drinking it straight from the can, if you put it in glasses it's unrecognisable.

Howay the Lasses - March Update Mark is here again with his regular monthly update on the women’s team

Mark Stutt with a fantastic summary of how the #NUFC Lasses are getting on - a great update -

tf1892.substack.com/p/howay-the-...

I think they'll be unchanged, win 2-1

I’ll admit, it does taint it slightly for me, but I still cheered and cried and screamed when we won it and when Bruno and the lads hoisted it above their heads because *they’re* who I support

The road to Wembley 😍

Beaker as Dua Lipa on the cover of Elle magazine.

just over here photoshopping muppets onto the cover of elle magazine: thread

Elon just did a sieg heil during his speech.