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Terminally online creator of the comics Cosmic Dash, RGBots, and host of Supernatural Selection and The Distraction Hole. Cast member of Spooky Dice Bag. I write things too. Find me at hpkomics.com! On Mastodon @hpkomic@horrorhub.club

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Dani Kim from The Dead Life; art by Dylancito and hpkomic

Dani Kim from The Dead Life; art by Dylancito and hpkomic

"He thought of Dani being dragged around a corner by a tidal swell of rotting bodies. He thought of Edgar opening a door and some floor-bound monstrosity grabbing an ankle and sinking their broken teeth into Edgarโ€™s leg."

New Chapter: hpkomics.com/2026/02/the-...

#amWriting #horror #undead

15.02.2026 18:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yep!

15.02.2026 05:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I will always love The Looney Tunes Show for making Lola an actual character and a hilarious one at that.

15.02.2026 04:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Cosmic Dash: Signing Bonus - Part One - hpkomics.com In Signing Bonus, Part One, the crew considers how to spend their money they received from their new owner, GalactiCorp.

Continuing to edit and repost #CosmicDash stories, here is the first part of the second novella, "Signing Bonus." Some new material has been added: hpkomics.com/2026/02/cosm...

Check it out.

#sciFi #aliens #robots #adventure #fiction #amWriting

14.02.2026 18:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Commission of an alien plant OC from the hpkomics sketchbook

Commission of an alien plant OC from the hpkomics sketchbook

Today's #sketchbook update dusted off an old commission flash sale I was doing and reminds me of the fun of creating adoptable OCs.

Check out even more here: hpkomics.com/2026/02/2026...

#art #illustration #alien #plants #OC #commission #cartoon

13.02.2026 18:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
I am the Walrus Transcript

This is a transcript of the February 13th, 2026, RGBots comic.

Panel One

Green enters confidently and with excitement. He has an invitation!

Green: WHO WILL JOIN ME ON MY MAGICAL MYSTERY TOUR?

Panel Two

Blue and Red consider.

Blue: Hmmm. No.

Red: Sure. Why not?

Panel Three

A black void with the text โ€œLATERโ€ appears. A transition.

Panel Four

Red relays the dayโ€™s excitement.

Red: So he drove us around the warehouse district in a golf cart while we were both on LSD. It was actually pretty fun.

Blue: Damn.

I am the Walrus Transcript This is a transcript of the February 13th, 2026, RGBots comic. Panel One Green enters confidently and with excitement. He has an invitation! Green: WHO WILL JOIN ME ON MY MAGICAL MYSTERY TOUR? Panel Two Blue and Red consider. Blue: Hmmm. No. Red: Sure. Why not? Panel Three A black void with the text โ€œLATERโ€ appears. A transition. Panel Four Red relays the dayโ€™s excitement. Red: So he drove us around the warehouse district in a golf cart while we were both on LSD. It was actually pretty fun. Blue: Damn.

In today's #RGBots, Green has a delightful day planned for those brave enough to join him!

www.rgbots.com/comic/i-am-t...

#comic #webcomic #robots #LSD #TheBeatles

13.02.2026 16:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Road Worked Transcript

This is a transcript of the February 10th, 2026, RGBots comic.

Panel One

Green and Blue are having a conversation.

Green: I thought about you today.

Blue: Oh? Thatโ€™s nice.

Panel Two

Blue is skeptical.

Blue: What caused that to happen?

Green: I was driving home from work.

Panel Three

Green continues to explain his point.

Green: But there was construction along the road. I saw a sign that caught my attention.

Panel Four

Green finishes his point.

Green: It read โ€œOpen Trench.โ€

Road Worked Transcript This is a transcript of the February 10th, 2026, RGBots comic. Panel One Green and Blue are having a conversation. Green: I thought about you today. Blue: Oh? Thatโ€™s nice. Panel Two Blue is skeptical. Blue: What caused that to happen? Green: I was driving home from work. Panel Three Green continues to explain his point. Green: But there was construction along the road. I saw a sign that caught my attention. Panel Four Green finishes his point. Green: It read โ€œOpen Trench.โ€

Green really knows how to remind the people he loves how important to him they are in today's #RGBots: www.rgbots.com/comic/road-w...

#robots #comic #webcomic #insult

11.02.2026 05:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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In 1978, David Carradine starred in a Roger Corman produced post-apocalyptic feature from the director of Caddy Shack II. In 2026, it will be one of the four films covered in The RiffTrax Experiments! It's time for Deathsport!

Support us on Kickstarter: rifftrax.com/kickstarter

09.02.2026 19:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 409    ๐Ÿ” 117    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 34    ๐Ÿ“Œ 59

I think we are healing as a nation, and the tide is turning for good because the Patriots are being destroyed.

#SuperBowl #SeaHawks

09.02.2026 02:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Some people would call me crazy to release a new chapter during the Super Bowl.

And they are absolutely right.

09.02.2026 00:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Fang & Bone: โ€œ20. Corea Encounters a Slime!โ€ - hpkomics.com Corea and her party encounter a slime on the road to the old town, and Corea learns a lesson about how to fight them.

Corea asked again about the migration. But Erryl was still quiet; he seemed unsure of what to say. It was Fang who broke the silence through the muffling of his hands.

โ€œTheyโ€™re drawn to death.โ€

hpkomics.com/2026/02/fang...

#horror #werewolf #adventure #fantasy

08.02.2026 23:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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New Oswald page!

#webcomic #oswald

unlucky-oswald.thecomicseries.com

06.02.2026 18:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Mine: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

07.02.2026 17:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
ICE vs. Cow Transcript

This is a transcript of the February 5th, 2026, RGBots comic.

Panel One

Red is outlining some important ideas.

Red: You can treat ICE agents as less than human because they have no souls.

Panel Two

Red doubles down.

Red: You can deny them bathrooms and food at your businesses.

Panel Three

Red continues to build on this point.

Red: Theyโ€™re less than livestock.

Panel Four

Red has a smug expression, confident in his speaking a truth.

Red: At least a cow provides value through food and milk.

ICE vs. Cow Transcript This is a transcript of the February 5th, 2026, RGBots comic. Panel One Red is outlining some important ideas. Red: You can treat ICE agents as less than human because they have no souls. Panel Two Red doubles down. Red: You can deny them bathrooms and food at your businesses. Panel Three Red continues to build on this point. Red: Theyโ€™re less than livestock. Panel Four Red has a smug expression, confident in his speaking a truth. Red: At least a cow provides value through food and milk.

Today's #RGBots features Red explaining exactly how he feels about ICE agents.

www.rgbots.com/comic/ice-vs...

Oh, and always and forever - Fuck Ice.

#comic #webcomic #robot #ICE

06.02.2026 01:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Whatโ€™s Trending: A Wizard Did It Transcript

This is a transcript of the February 3rd, 2026, RGBots comic.

Panel One

Green is checking his phone and learns something new.

Green: Turns out that J.K. Rowling is in the Epstein Files. Presto Molesto.

Panel Two

Green continues with magic puns.

Green: It is a real-life case of pederastidigitation. Expecto Molestrum.

Whatโ€™s Trending: A Wizard Did It Transcript This is a transcript of the February 3rd, 2026, RGBots comic. Panel One Green is checking his phone and learns something new. Green: Turns out that J.K. Rowling is in the Epstein Files. Presto Molesto. Panel Two Green continues with magic puns. Green: It is a real-life case of pederastidigitation. Expecto Molestrum.

In today's RGBots we speculate on the Wizard World's connection to the Epstein Files with "A Wizard Did It"

www.rgbots.com/comic/whats-...

#comic #webcomic #robots #JKRowling #EpsteinFiles

04.02.2026 01:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Alien Defense โ€” Supernatural Selection What can you do when the aliens come to abduct you? The guys discuss your best options for alien defense in this weekโ€™s episode! Cogito Ergo Doleo Find more info about the show at https://www.supernat...

What can YOU do to defend yourself against alien abduction? Find out in this week's Supernatural Selection!
www.supernaturalselectionpod.com/podcast/alie...
#podcast #humor #paranormal #AlienAbduction

03.02.2026 15:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Chapter 43: The Bird and the Bull - The Errant Apprentice Terry stood there staring at the massive beast creature. It was every bit the size of Banjo the fish-man, possibly bigger. It was dressed like something out of a fantasy film, which screamed โ€œEverywhe...

A fight with bird-men and a Minotaur leads to tragedy in chapter 43 of The Errant Apprentice: "The Bird and the Bull".
www.royalroad.com/fiction/1297...
#writing #novel #fantasy #ModernFantasy #IndieAuthor #RoyalRoad

02.02.2026 15:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Fang & Bone #20 - Corea encounters a slime! hpkomic added a post for monthly subscribers!

A new chapter preview of Fang & Bone is up on my Ko-Fi page. Subscribe for as little as $1 a week for early previews and to support independent writing.

ko-fi.com/post/Fang-Bo...

#subscriber #amWriting #horror #adventure #koFi #werewolf

03.02.2026 01:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The Dead Life #17 โ€“ The Bull in the China Shop - hpkomics.com In the seventeenth installment of The Dead Life, the appearance of a cop car turns the salvaging run into a race to safety.

"All she noticed were shadowed, thin faces with open mouths and hoarse moans bellowing from between rotten teeth."

The Dead Life, chapter 17, "The Bull in the China Shop." Now available - hpkomics.com/2026/01/the-...

#horror #undead #amWriting #webnovel

01.02.2026 17:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
greys menacing a human, zine details at supernatpod.rocks/zines

greys menacing a human, zine details at supernatpod.rocks/zines

BE NOT AFRAID WE COME IN PEACE

The #SupernaturalSelection zine for 2026, "Alien Invasion" is taking submissions for #art, #writing, and #poetry through June this year!

All things #aliens and #ufos welcome!

More at: supernatpod.rocks/zines

#zines #openZines #submissions #superNatPod

01.02.2026 04:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Pause & Effect cover

Pause & Effect cover

The full Cosmic Dash novella, 'Pause & Effect' has now been added to the growing Cosmic Dash collection on my site.

All five parts, available to read now: hpkomics.com/2026/01/cosm...

#novella #amWriting #sciFi #aliens #robots #CosmicDash

31.01.2026 22:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
The Coming Storm Transcript

This is a transcript of the January 30th, 2026, RGBots comic.

Panel One

Green is out for a stroll, talking to himself.

Green: You knowโ€ฆ. I think I am going to start a podcast. I feel my views are not really represented out there on the internet.

Panel Two

Green continues strolling.

Panel Three

Green pauses, thinking.

Panel Four

Green finds another reason why he needs to start a podcast.

Green: Plus, I am the funniest guy I know.

The Coming Storm Transcript This is a transcript of the January 30th, 2026, RGBots comic. Panel One Green is out for a stroll, talking to himself. Green: You knowโ€ฆ. I think I am going to start a podcast. I feel my views are not really represented out there on the internet. Panel Two Green continues strolling. Panel Three Green pauses, thinking. Panel Four Green finds another reason why he needs to start a podcast. Green: Plus, I am the funniest guy I know.

In today's #RGBots, Green has a really unique idea for platforming himself on the internet. Talk about brave, innovative, and necessary for our times.

www.rgbots.com/comic/the-co...

#robot #podcasting #internet #cartoon #comic #webcomic

30.01.2026 17:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Poetry: "Massacre" - hpkomics.com David lands on another blackout poem and he might have stumbled upon his "thing" as a poetry project. We'll see how that goes in "Massacre."

New #poem up on my site, blackout work carved from a 1974 newspaper ad for The Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

It's titled "Massacre" - read it here:
hpkomics.com/2026/01/poet...

#horror #amWriting #blackoutPoem

30.01.2026 04:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Poetry: "Water Budget" - hpkomics.com David shares a new poem in the tradition of blackout poetry, straight from the columns of the LA Times. Check out "Water Budget."

Trying write more poetry, so here is a blackout poem pulled from an LA Times article call "Water Budget" - hpkomics.com/2026/01/poet...

I have a little bit more written in the post worth checking out as well.

#writing #poetry #environment #amWriting #blackoutPoem

28.01.2026 02:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Tough Sheet Transcript

This is a transcript of the January 27th, 2026, RGBots comic.

Panel One

Red and Blue are discussing Blueโ€™s birthday at work.

Blue: one of my coworkers at the office brought in a sheet cake for my birthday.

Red: Wow, that was very nice.

Panel Two

Blue is not so sure.

Blue: It was.

Red: โ€œWas?โ€

Blue: The problem is that everyone in the office was so kind they only took very small slices.

Panel Three

Blue continues to explain the issue.

Blue: So then I am left with a third of a sheet cake with no room in my fridge. And I refuse to hork down a third of a sheet cake in a day so I donโ€™t have it sitting in my crowded fridge that night.

Panel Four

Blue comes to an important life lesson for you all.

Blue: A sheet cake is not a gift, it is an obligation.

Tough Sheet Transcript This is a transcript of the January 27th, 2026, RGBots comic. Panel One Red and Blue are discussing Blueโ€™s birthday at work. Blue: one of my coworkers at the office brought in a sheet cake for my birthday. Red: Wow, that was very nice. Panel Two Blue is not so sure. Blue: It was. Red: โ€œWas?โ€ Blue: The problem is that everyone in the office was so kind they only took very small slices. Panel Three Blue continues to explain the issue. Blue: So then I am left with a third of a sheet cake with no room in my fridge. And I refuse to hork down a third of a sheet cake in a day so I donโ€™t have it sitting in my crowded fridge that night. Panel Four Blue comes to an important life lesson for you all. Blue: A sheet cake is not a gift, it is an obligation.

True tales of birthday horror in today's RGBots update!

www.rgbots.com/comic/tough-...

#comic #webcomic #office #birthday #cake #robots

28.01.2026 01:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The Future of Cosmic Dash - hpkomics.com The future of the sci-fi adventure series, Cosmic Dash, is the subject of this very importance announcement: Cosmic Dash is coming back!

For those of you who remember my webcomic of nearly 20 years, Cosmic Dash, there is some huge news. Kind of sad, but also good in a lot of ways.

This is not an ending, but a shift in perspective; a renewal of purpose: hpkomics.com/2026/01/the-...

#webcomic #amWriting #comic #novel #sciFi

27.01.2026 04:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Fang & Bone graphic

Fang & Bone graphic

"The Necromancer stood, thin and bare, contemplating the nature of a robe. Finding no further need for one, they cast it aside and sat down at the stool before the slab, setting back to work."

Fang & Bone, chapter 19: hpkomics.com/2026/01/fang...

#horror #fantasy #adventure #amWriting #free

25.01.2026 17:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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RiffTrax Makes MST3K! โ€” Four NEW episodes in 2026! Mike, Kevin, and Bill are heading back to the Satellite of Love for Mystery Science Theater 3000: THE RIFFTRAX EXPERIMENTS!

I just backed RiffTrax Makes MST3K! โ€” Four NEW episodes in 2026! on @kickstarter.com www.kickstarter.com/projects/rif...

03.02.2026 00:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The Dead Life #17 โ€“ The Bull in the China Shop - hpkomics.com In the seventeenth installment of The Dead Life, the appearance of a cop car turns the salvaging run into a race to safety.

"All she noticed were shadowed, thin faces with open mouths and hoarse moans bellowing from between rotten teeth."

The Dead Life, chapter 17, "The Bull in the China Shop." Now available - hpkomics.com/2026/01/the-...

#horror #undead #amWriting #webnovel

01.02.2026 17:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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