Tim Baysinger

Harkening back to a more simple era of Tide Pods

a man in a brown jacket says with great power comes great responsibility ALT: a man in a brown jacket says with great power comes great responsibility

Congrats 🎉

Took it out too early but turned the oven off and now trying to microwave to salvage the meat

The Acties

The Screen Person Awards

Oh that’s not good then (for the Jets)

Hard to throw interceptions when you refuse to throw the football

Nefariousness disguised as hospitality

Let him be close-lined by an MLB ballpark security guard

This man needs to be treated with the same respect that security guards treat people who run onto a baseball field

You want a penny? That will cost you three pennies

Lincoln killed again

The window is a metaphor

The Hamburgler says he did not, in fact, burgle those hams

Bond has been around since the 1960s and never aged… I think we’ll be fine

Just have the movie start with Earth-838

You know who favorite basketball team is?

DaBOLLS

And I’ll say this the sportsbooks like DraftKings and FanDuel are largely the ones catching this stuff and flagging it to authorities

The leagues it appears would rather turn a blind eye to it and take the money

This is on every single sports commissioner who so willingly got into bed with sports betting before they could think about the ramifications

I’m just convinced he has a humiliation fetish

Sorry Jesus, you got bumped to the C Block tonight

The way they lost some of those games last year vs just the fact they’re not doing that this year

From what I can tell nothing else but Apple is down 🤷‍♂️

Throwback to every time Game of Thrones crashed HBO Go…

Subway has the chance to do a very funny thing….

Break up with your girlfriend from Southern California? That’s an LA X

Cats are Astoria’s third-largest population group

Teasing Saturday’s SNL cold open:

To be fair, should we really consider Subway a “sandwich”?

A Mamdani win today means four years of SNL guest appearances for Ramy Youssef