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Great characters & a narrative full of twists. Lots of meta-commentary, hilarious & otherwise, on villains, heroes & damsels in distress.

This starts fluffy enough & is wickedly funny at times, but it gets quite dark towards the end. I can’t wait for book 2️⃣ next year!

3/ END

… & stealing the Flower of Life & Death.

However, when she wakes up inside the story, she finds herself as the wicked stepsister the day before she is to be executed. Her troubles grow from there!

How long can she pretend to be a villain before she actually becomes one?

2/

Audiobook cover for “Long Live Evil” by Sarah Rees Brennan. Shows a beautiful, wicked woman in white and silver sprawled insouciantly on a golden throne with the tagline “It’s time for your villain era.” Blurb: “Audacious and supremely satisfying.” ~ Leigh Bardugo

“Long Live Evil” by Sarah Rees Brennan. Narrated by Moira Quirk.

This was a lot of fun! Highly recommended 👍👍

Rae is dying when a mysterious woman offers her a second chance at life by entering her favorite fantasy book …

1/ 🧵

#villainess #isekai #fantasy #audiobook #libby #booksky

Sorry, I can’t work today. It’s Checklist Day, a sacred holiday among my people. These todo lists aren’t going to ignore themselves! 📋 ✅

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panel 1: "at the gates of heaven" panel 2: "so god? was i a good kid?" panel 3: "it says here you spent most of your time being annoying on the internet." panel 4: "just as god intended" "no"

HAPPY NATIONAL CAT DAY showing a cat with paws up wearing a party hat 🥳

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We used to be a country

You pro’ly didn’t wake up & say to yrself “I’m gonna go on socials & see what the NE Ohio Regional Sewer District is up to!” but you might wanna reconsider

Sorry, I can’t work today. I read the LinkedIn 🗑️ post by Ethan Evans, VP of Kidfucking at Amazon, who got paid millions 💰 & wasted billions 💸“competing” w/ Steam, getting a shitload of ppl fired 🔥, w/ nothing to show for it 🕳️. The capitalism show is canceled today.

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This white-hot incandescent rage is better than coffee for waking me up.

Ethan Evans, VP of Kidfucking at Amazon, made more in a month than I will in 🔟 years.

What an incredibly inspiring failson story. All you have to do to make it big is handsomely suck at your job!

"I was in charge of a department that wasted a fuckton of money based purely on assumptions that nobody attempted to validate at any point. We failed completely and repeatedly to achieve any of our goals."

I would never show my face in public again, these people are utterly shameless

Seems fine to me. What could possibly go wrong?

File this under “No shit, Sherlock.”

A bit tepid but I was pleasantly surprised to see no mentions of “moving to the center” on any issues or throwing immigrants & queer peoples under the bus.

So this report will be completely ignored by establishment Dems. (Not enough input from the Baileys, I guess.)

Great Hair Day. © David Fettes / Nikon Comedy Wildlife Awards

If this bird can start a productive day without even seeing where it’s going, I have no excuse.

See if there’s good counseling support at your university.

I used mine & they helped get me through a period so bad (academic & personal) I needed to take time off before coming back to finish.

You’re not alone.

Sorry, I can’t work today. It’s Separation of Church & State Day, a sacred holiday among my people. Some motherfuckers*† need reminding.

* Given the # of stepmoms on pornhub, maybe this needs to be retired as an insult. Kidfuckers?†

† Sacred insults among my people.

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SUNDAY

If there were an isekai category we would DOMINATE

I don’t think the audiobook is available on Libby, but the ebook is for “How to Become the Dark Lord and Die Trying” and it was a lot of fun. If I find any others I’ll be sure to skeet about them!

It is very mean that “All Hail Chaos,” the sequel to “Long Live Evil,” doesn’t come out until next year!

#books #booksky #audiobooks #libby #fantasy #isekai #villainess

Not even with Margaret Thatcher’s strap-on.

Looked into the mirror and told it we’re in this together. It looked backed at me, very skeptically.

Sorry, I can’t work today. It’s American Beer Day, a sacred holiday among my people. 🍺

As my late lamented homie used to say before the craft beer revolution:

“What do American beer & sex in a canoe have in common? They’re both fucking close to water!”

I’m pouring some piss water for you, bud 🍻

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Sorry, I can’t work today. It’s National Pumpkin Day, a sacred holiday among my people. 🎃

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