How do you know we havenโt???
But honestlyโฆ have you seen her??
I score in this deal.
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How do you know we havenโt???
But honestlyโฆ have you seen her??
I score in this deal.
Dammit
20.02.2026 03:20 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Youโre not supposed to call me that in public
20.02.2026 03:18 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0You look beautiful
20.02.2026 03:16 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0๐๐๐
20.02.2026 03:15 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Did you get your teeth fixed?
20.02.2026 03:14 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0It certainly does.๐๐
20.02.2026 03:14 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Itโs good you understand this now
20.02.2026 03:13 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0This was not me!
20.02.2026 03:12 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0๐๐๐
20.02.2026 01:53 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Theyโre paving the road by my work and I fell on it and got injured. When I tried to sue the construction company the owner said, โthat ainโt my asphalt.โ
20.02.2026 01:48 โ ๐ 40 ๐ 3 ๐ฌ 6 ๐ 0๐ถ๐ผ๐ต๐ค
20.02.2026 01:06 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0๐๐๐
20.02.2026 00:56 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Related: I have dead manโs jokes
20.02.2026 00:41 โ ๐ 7 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0My assโs kryptonite
20.02.2026 00:38 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Sounds so good
20.02.2026 00:38 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0and you got me wanting youuuuu
20.02.2026 00:37 โ ๐ 20 ๐ 4 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0Me, doing the dead manโs float
20.02.2026 00:36 โ ๐ 56 ๐ 4 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0๐ฅธ๐๐๐
20.02.2026 00:30 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Awwww, honey honey
20.02.2026 00:25 โ ๐ 22 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 1Sounds delicious! Post pics
20.02.2026 00:01 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Ok, what if you get mini mozzarella balls, wrap them in bread dough and drizzle with garlic butter, make a chili crisp dip
19.02.2026 23:57 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0Now you know why I love you
19.02.2026 23:48 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0๐๐๐๐คฎ
19.02.2026 23:47 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Life Hack: donโt.
19.02.2026 23:36 โ ๐ 138 ๐ 35 ๐ฌ 12 ๐ 5i bet it feels so good for the bowling ball when it knocks down all the pins
19.02.2026 23:31 โ ๐ 137 ๐ 34 ๐ฌ 4 ๐ 0to be fair, butter is delicious
19.02.2026 23:32 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I was also asked to leave for hugging one of those huge sculptures made completely from butter #WorthIt
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I will spill my wine on her
19.02.2026 23:20 โ ๐ 12 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0