Doug Woodhouse

just saw a billionaire pack all his things in a bindle and start leaving new york city on foot. he turned and looked at me with tears in his eyes and said “maybe one day when this city is safe we’ll return” before walking away

99% of Republicans understand nothing about intraleft politics. they’re still saying shit like “you won’t be so happy when BILL CLINTON is implicated will you?”

White House says no one will be fired over the Signal scandal because no one involved was trying to cure cancer.

If you accept that non-citizens have no right to due process, you are accepting that citizens have no right to due process. All the government has to do is claim that you are not a citizen; without due process you have no chance to prove the contrary.

Musk thinks the same 30-35,000 people are being flown to AOC-Bernie events across the country. Powerful intellect.

So now Goldberg’s gotta publish them, right? The Espionage Act can’t operate to make him support the incompetent Defense Secretary’s blatant lies, can it?

FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States WASHINGTON—Putting the nation on alert against what it has described as a “highly credible terrorist threat,” the FBI announced today that it has uncovered a plot by members of al-Qaeda to sit back an...

FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States

Matt Gaetz is the Eddie Haskell of Jeffrey Epsteins

Open this photo up and look for the small, white dot just left of centre.

It looks like Venus, shining brightly in the twilight sky.

But it's us.

It's Earth.

From Mars.

Absolutely 100%

Notice the significant reduction in nasty Truth social posts/tweets.

I mean I think he’s had like two or three max since the election?

He is so happy right now.

It’s weird just waiting around for the country to get completely screwed starting January 20.

Why are we “striking deals?” We have the fucking majority. I’m so tired of Schumer. If you have to work through the holidays and stay up nights, DO YOUR JOB and confirm judges for every vacancy. I don’t care if it takes longer. DO YOUR JOB.

If Jack Smith writes a report and Garland releases it, that's actually a pretty baller move: releasing a report on an incoming president. If he doesn't release it, I'll join y'all in calling him an ineffective jerk.

i genuinely love that best plan rightwingers can come up with for the future is to create the largest unemployment crisis since the great depression

it’s starting to sound like maybe they are sitting on a stack of pervert reports like they’re smaug the pedophile dragon.

Still can’t get over how many people on the right voluntarily went to bat for Matt Gaetz despite allegations of sex trafficking of a minor. Not only was it for nothing since the AG nomination failed… but now you’re forever on record advocating for an alleged statutory rapist.

MAGA Republicans are constantly like, "Here's an obscure flag used by the 17th New York infantry for three months in 1791, and now it's a symbol in support of making January 6th a national holiday celebrating Trump, the Philosopher-King of the Christian American Ethnostate."

it's getting so you can't even make racist jokes about puerto ricans living on a garbage island and black people eating watermelon, because of woke

I’ve heard relatively little discussion over the best reason to vote for Kamala Harris and that is that Samuel Alito wants to retire and Clarence Thomas is 80 years old and we either can replace them with Ketanji Brown Jackson or 35 year old Samuel Alito and 35 year old Clarence Thomas

The more I talk about the election the more shocked I am by how many people memory holed 2016-2020. Every day was a new horror. New emergencies popped up constantly. I fundamentally don’t understand how people seemingly forgot about all of it.

FACT CHECK: Biden's assertion that King Henry II ordered the murder of Thomas Becket, the Archbishop of Canterbury, is not true. Henry II merely wondered aloud who might rid him of that meddlesome priest.

In the immediate aftermath, news outlets will get it wrong. Don't trust anonymous sources. Don't trust stories that cite another news outlet as the source of the information. There's almost never a second shooter. Pay attention to the language the media uses. "We are getting reports"... could mean anything. "We are seeking confirmation"... means they don’t have it. "[News outlet] has learned"... means it has a scoop or is going out on limb. Look for news outlets close to the incident. Compare multiple sources. Big news brings out the fakers. And photoshoppers. Beware reflexive retweeting. Some of this is on you.

Remember: here's the breaking news handbook. All of these are good rules to stand by at the moment.

Popping on to say:

A lot of rumors are about to fly about this rally. Trump's team is 100% going to try and take advantage of this situation. So will malicious foreign actors/bots/etc.

Please don't auto share. Check your sources, and vet their wording/sourcing carefully.

Oh, you mean the crime he committed as a private citizen before holding office?

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In a lot of ways the entire Republican establishment since the 70s has been dedicated to making sure that what happened to Nixon would never be allowed to happen to one of theirs again

Hunter Biden judge prohibits him from telling jury gun shop altered his form after fact to cover up that they had sold him a gun w/o proper ID.

She's also prohibiting discussion of gun shop owner bias even tho he said that's why he sold gun w/o proper ID.

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a tale of three papers

holy shit he posted this while they're still in the contempt hearing

The wolf really is at the door, man

time.com/6972021/dona...