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stand up comedian : I am a feminist. But there is one thing that i think women can't do without men. And that's go missing.

Bad Place characters in two panels Top panel: Fun fact: Columbus is in the bad place Bottom panel: because of all the raping, slave trade, and genocide.

Obligatory post in honor of Indigenous Peoples Day. Have a blessed one (unless you're a racist, then you can go to hell).

Whats gets me is usually the bros who want the image on the left also usually are the ones crying about historical accuracy.

call me jojo's bizarre adventure the way i'm confusing and upsetting to look at

i saw this and i’m not gonna lie i needed to see this.

i hope it helps others not feel guilty that we can’t do more

Thank you for reminding me. You have made my day better

Frank Castle would kill a many a man for this

⚠ this user will not be raptured

Mortimer gets off light for his crimes due to being a mouse. Pete gets punished harder for being a cat.

Yeah! Playdates for the kiddos

Next topic of conversation:

Species relations in Mickey Mouse Club House. Why are mice considered the superior species and all good things named after them (Mousekateers, Mousetronauts, Mystery Mousekitool)

Well, they do have daycares on ships, so perhaps its some kiddos playing?

But on a more stupid note, I had a coworker say that their dad liked Green Day before they went Political. I couldn't help myself as I informed them that Green Day has ALWAYS been political.

'You're pretty much perfect, but you've never worked from home before sooooo-'
Sir and or Ma'am, I live with only adults, I have a locked office, also I am 38 years old and finished up my BA online. I think I can manage work from home.

Why must it be so hard for a disabled person to want to work? I could get back on SSDI, but also- I want to work so I can have more money than to just...barely make bills and maybe get a drink at the end of the month.

Employment jelly, repost for a job you'll love and deserve

Offer received and accepted, funemployment ends homies.

I release my employment jelly to the wild now, thank you friend.

Bro wanted to catch those good deals

He said it was one of the most terrifying experiences of his life, and it was one of the first things they worked on in his PTSD therapy.

Like, these investigations are intense and long. Not like welp, here is the plane, obviously it was xyz.

like it was many many many days of questioning for him, right down to him having to point to which bolts he used and where. He was asked about how TIGHT he screwed in things. Everything. Now imagine that for an entire fucking flight crew.

People can be dense.

Ok, story time from Amanda.

My Dad used to be a mechanic for airplanes in the military. He was one of the mechanics that worked on some planes before a semi-famous plane crash decades ago. When he was brought in to be interviewe about everything he did on the plane he was asked about EVERYTHING

Love the suit, love the Goodra shirt.

SO MANY FLEA LIKE ATTENTION SPANS NOW A DAYS.

Like, when new games are being made fans throw shitfits if they are not being drip-fed information like they are on an IV.

LET PEOPLE DO THEIR WORK.

When I don’t know what a word means I look it up…or I use context clues. Tell me I’m not the only one 😭🦖

It has almost become the Denny's Logo

pocket sized #submas

Several people in suits reach towards a man with glasses sitting at a table, holding a microphone. The latter speaks into the microphone, while the former attempt to stop him.

Porn and art with sexual themes deserve to exist on their own merit, not because censoring them has knock-on effects for non-sexual content. Please stop expressing outrage by implying that censorship would be okay if it *just* affected sex workers and artists engaging with sexual themes.

It's almost August already. Time really flies when you're a medical disaster.

This remains evergreen.

i can see this one is going to get a lot of use