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Gaff’s Crafter

@skyhog.bsky.social

Conscientious Left-Leaning Learner.

625 Followers  |  294 Following  |  513 Posts  |  Joined: 16.11.2024  |  2.4196

Latest posts by skyhog.bsky.social on Bluesky

You can’t make it up

11.11.2025 12:50 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I enjoyed hanging out with you in that office very much.

07.11.2025 17:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Dog bound

07.11.2025 02:11 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Addled cluster bucket

07.11.2025 01:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.

05.11.2025 03:35 — 👍 47107    🔁 8193    💬 253    📌 221

Commission was also responsible for reviewing coin design. yikes.

31.10.2025 15:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You need to complete this costume with a gnarly burrito stuffy toy conjured lovingly from felt hanging out of the pocket of your robe

31.10.2025 14:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Spooky

31.10.2025 13:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Indeed.

30.10.2025 01:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Meep, meep!

29.10.2025 20:20 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That man does not lick himself nearly enough

25.10.2025 02:47 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Thank you!

23.10.2025 15:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

So f’ing embarrassing to him and to us that he does not comprehend basic 5th grade math concepts.

And super weird no staff has explained percentages to him - he has been going off for weeks. Maybe it is an intentional troll to make our brains explode?

In that regard it may be working.

22.10.2025 17:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

How dare you question the brilliance of the “weave”.

21.10.2025 17:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
DON'T
OBEY

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DON'T OBEY Image of frog

Do not obey in advance: NoKings.org.

17.10.2025 12:36 — 👍 3871    🔁 1167    💬 80    📌 45

Not sure those waxed handlebars are setting the right tone.

15.10.2025 18:02 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oily turd needs an upgrade to his moral accountability app to include transgressions against his fellow human.

15.10.2025 16:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Picture of Jane Goodall holding a small chimp like a child, over laid with some of her many inspiring words or eloquence and hope: 
“Somehow we must keep hope alive - a hope that we can find a way to educate all, alleviate poverty, assuage anger, and live in harmony with the environment, with animals, and with each other.” - Dr Jane Goodall

Picture of Jane Goodall holding a small chimp like a child, over laid with some of her many inspiring words or eloquence and hope: “Somehow we must keep hope alive - a hope that we can find a way to educate all, alleviate poverty, assuage anger, and live in harmony with the environment, with animals, and with each other.” - Dr Jane Goodall

15.10.2025 16:05 — 👍 7    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

What does a Marxist on full display look like?

15.10.2025 15:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
"Terrible things are happening outside. Poor helpless people are being dragged out of their homes. Families are being torn apart. Men, women, and children are separated. Children come home from school to find that their parents have disappeared."
Diary of Anne Frank
January 13, 1943

"Terrible things are happening outside. Poor helpless people are being dragged out of their homes. Families are being torn apart. Men, women, and children are separated. Children come home from school to find that their parents have disappeared." Diary of Anne Frank January 13, 1943

13.10.2025 20:30 — 👍 9    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

2nd only to Watters’ pop the tires of your subordinate/assistant gambit, so that they have to get your car for a slimy woo sesh.

10.10.2025 22:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

A girl can dream…

10.10.2025 17:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

bsky.app/profile/skyh...

09.10.2025 16:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Genetic test result for dog Abby - who is 60 lbs, blond with piercing blue eyes. Husky, Boxer, Bulldog, Akita.

Genetic test result for dog Abby - who is 60 lbs, blond with piercing blue eyes. Husky, Boxer, Bulldog, Akita.

09.10.2025 16:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Abby soaking it up brings me joy.

09.10.2025 15:43 — 👍 13    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Shame on you for voting with R’s to prevent accountability for the indiscriminate murder of alleged criminals.

You disgrace yourself, your party, and your country.

09.10.2025 14:24 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Just give him the Noble Piece Prize

09.10.2025 14:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

🎵 I love bee butts and I cannot lie!

08.10.2025 17:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Depends.

06.10.2025 02:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Just deserts.

01.10.2025 19:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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