Dr. Thomas Light

work toilets designed for MIDGETS

Followed by so many bots lately

You're in

to be sure i got emotional from reading the comments "donald malarkey died 2017" "bill guarnere died 2014" while the band of brothers theme was playing

ah, got emotional from the band of brothers theme. time for a rewatch

beautiful

hahaha gotcha

playing catan for six hours without anyone wanting to murder anyone else is an achievement worth celebrating

but also the first time i'd heard the 'we are the universe observing itself' idea. fuckin loved it

Muse - We Are The Universe ( The Resistance Tour INTRO ) Listen to Muse - We Are The Universe ( The Resistance Tour INTRO ) by Antonio Ludovico #np on #SoundCloud

soundcloud.com/antonio-ludo...

i went to the resistance tour when they used this as the intro to the gig, with images of lemming like figures walking up stairs endlessly then falling down. it fucken ruled as did that tour. rip muse you used to be great

gonna get through this whole thing without ever learning what the blockchain is

we
are
the universe

shitting itself
shitting itself

nice!

2 bottles of extremely nice whisky waiting at the post office. you'd think that would be a good incentive to get Up

need to run Errands

sitting at Computer

I'm normal, or normal-presenting

Phil Gould talking into a microphone before State of Origin

‘We should retire the Rockwell free speech man meme, to indicate someone giving an obvious opinion or banal observation, and replace it with vernacular equivalents for non-American cultures’

A huge YouTube title image that says "Jorking It"

I'm not saying Reddit is good but you do sometimes encounter screenshots like this

Futzed Voices Police Radio; Calls Received Through Radio From Female Dispatcher with Static and Squelch Pops; Close Perspective.

early x-files keeps using this generic police radio soundbite that is also used in simcity 3000 and it fucks me up every time

soundideas.sourceaudio.com/track/11473985

emoji of two simple pares of legs facing eachother with big butts

the emoji of two people hugging over the emoji of the legs. It makes the people hugging look like they have giant bottoms

hi i made this for discord if you want it it only works on pc and android

Johnny Bravo ass

Before you post making fun of Greg Bovino for being short, remember: he won't see it. Not unless you hold him under the arms and pick him up to see the big computer

I like how Sydney exceeded its monthly rain average in January with a single day of heavy rain and not much otherwise www.bom.gov.au/climate/dwo/...

which one

ve haff vays off making you cum

Victoria has set a new all-time heat record at just under 49C, while Doiyh Australia has set its equal-fourth hottest day (and equal 10th nationally for January). Via BoM

it's actually healthy to spend 7-8 hours a day going fucking insane

*buzzes in* what is the opposite of the mile high club

A Man Took 90 Horse Dewormer Tablets And It Ruined His Life

chubbyemu unbeatable for video titles that somehow aren't clickbait