Chigurh Rós

nice

i have achieved a sleep pattern not seen since early covid lockdown

reddit post title: These devs are horrible at taking feedback First line of body: So for a while now I've been developing a fecal update wherein your character has a shit meter

i laughed so hard after opening the body of this post that i think i hurt myself

It is massive. Thanks to Peter Deppeler on Twitter for the footage. #GazaGenocide #MarchForHumanity

Yes

a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a row of mailboxes . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a row of mailboxes .

this guy

no i do not. i am in sydney. too far away to tell

The Sears Tower looking insanely creepy during a blackout, including the impression of a scary face topped by a crown of spikes. It looks like a giant humanoid evil robot or a demonic Minecraft creature.

"It's ok, honey. The Sears Tower experiencing a blackout won't hurt you!"

The Sears Tower experiencing a blackout:

'marge marge'

please PLEASE

ohhh ruh oh

what happen

[scrolling through someone's feed on here] jesus christ this sucks so much ass [notices they Follow Me], would be an example of tone policing that could be used against marginalised communities, such as, Girls,

impossible, surely

Pretty sure I would hit my weight loss goals if I would just trim my pubes

i have learned that the job of 'lighthouse keeper' no longer seems to exist and instead it is heavily automated. Serviced every few months by 'lighthouse technicians' that go out to multiple lighthouses in their area. A job that i would be good at... deleted...

🎶Armoured Barbie Girl /
in Armoured Barbie World🎶

Hahah hell yeah. Shake faith in the market's biggest growth stock, do it. I bet the stove isn't even on

this would've happened if it was a Sydney Trains corridor too

city is crying out for more mass transport coverage that isn't godawful buses

Lol

(to Linger) 🎶do you have to, do you have to, do you have to let it Ligma🎶

i believe that at 18 every american should be entered into a draft, not for military service, but for one year of mandatory retail or restaurant work

The letter B is chubby

killing me instantly with his song

Absolutely not

The very specific kind of midlife crisis where you just want to time travel back to 1992 and sit quietly by yourself in a booth at a Pizza Hut for several hours

hi ghost i'm flab

that shit was medicinal

something about getting on the whisky in the evening that causes me to crave fruit juice specifically in the morning

may or may not have just moaned as a result of drinking orange juice