Official bsky account of the NFL

I had two 5-year-olds chasing me at a kids’ birthday yesterday, and I threw on the brakes, gave them a little juke, and then hit the gas, and they collided with each other where they thought I was going to be and went down in a crying heap. Absolutely cooked their asses. One of the kids was mine.

i feel like making it to the nfl would be really hard to begin with. and then you finally get there and they make you do all that running around? you gotta be kidding me

Fuck I'm imagining Papi's transitions into this 😭

Pitchfork headline: “King Gizzard & the Lizard Wizard Leave Spotity”

Devastating for Spotify to lose 50% of albums on the service

My favorite line is "the sink is so full of dishes you have to piss outside."

I was so happy to be invited
Gave me a reason to get out of the city
See you inside watching Swans on Tv
Having furniture in my house means nothing to me

To me the best part is always “lets call Ghislane Maxwell….”

Do you think Donkey Kong knows the mins of trouble he's in.

He aught to. He's seen the same bananzas as I have and it sure left an impression on me.

Bruh I'm 300 pages in an nothing has happened except Stepan Trofimovitch whining and being a loser!

And next election they will run on a "the adults are in charge, let's civilise the discourse" platform, suppress any progressive ideas and wonder why their shit gets rocked by a neo-nazi populist in 8 years who promises a better world for Americans via executing Brown people or whatever.

And petty personal vendettas!

If blusky would let me post gifs I'd post robert Redford cowboy nod at some of those tunes.

Which Right Wing Eugenics Tumbler did you take it from this time?

Apparently it's clear that Clooney is reading off notes he writes down, look out for that when he pushes a gurney!

This bill is a real piece of shit it and it would be excellent if that’s all anyone talked about for the next few days. Super interested in your think piece about the NYC mayor’s race but let’s get to that after we try to stop the biggest wealth transfer in American history.” — Sen. Brian Schatz (D-HI), on X, about the GOP megabill.

Not gonna lie, I’m kind of turned on right now

I gotta get down

I gotta get down

Or I can't work there no

Moooooooooreeeee

a man wearing glasses and a black suit is standing in front of a sign that says ' the ' on it ALT: a man wearing glasses and a black suit is standing in front of a sign that says ' the ' on it

I mean I'd buy one

Single panel cartoon in the style of Gary Larson Far side. Hacker T. Dog, a dog puppet in a flashy shirt, pulls a goofy smile behind a table of 4 crudely made tools as his co-host, Lauren, puts her thumb and forefinger to her nose trying to stifle laughter. Caption reads "just normal tools."

what do you mean 'normal tools'?

just innocent men
innocent men
innocent me

Federal court rules ABC unlawfully terminated Antoinette Lattouf after ‘orchestrated campaign by pro-Israel lobbyists’ Journalist was taken off air three days into five-day contract in December 2023 after sharing Gaza post on social media

finallly someone with institutional authority has said it: the Aust executive class panic and fold when targeted by highly orchestrated pro-Israel campaigners.

www.theguardian.com/media/2025/j...

YouTube video by Key & Peele They Really Did That to Othello - Key & Peele

Evergreen:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NPm...

cropped screenshot of a tweet from bill gates @billgates on november 18 2016 "Why do toilets smell so bad? I traveled to Switzerland to learn abou the science of scent." reply from Gajanan Bidwai @BidwaiGaganan (no profile picture) "sir toilet is for waste. urine contains uric acid and all other contents that's why its odour wl be bad"

destroyed

What newgrfs comrade?

When I play there's a tension between "super easy" and "super hard" I haven't quite reconciled what I prefer.

this is a sith lightsaber, from the war. I keep it on a shelf right next to my stormtrooper armor and imperial officer’s uniform. I’ve even got a verified chunk of the death star from yavin. I’m just a collector. I just think the history is interesting. no, I don’t have any rebel stuff

jc denton, talking exactly the same way he always does: wow. your pussy is so tight. i'm about to cum. tell me what you know about the nsf.