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@probablyjoshua.bsky.social

I enjoy ✨nonsense✨| London | He/They

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Jack it’s December

02.12.2025 20:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Oh my god do you think we will get Julia Roberts for an Erin Brockovich sequel?

01.12.2025 08:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What can I say I just believe in family 😤

30.11.2025 12:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

A dog needs a ma and a da ant stop being woke

30.11.2025 11:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

That finale number just showed how insane eliminating Paige 3 was 😭😭😭

28.11.2025 18:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Charli and Lorde collab to cover the cheeky song by the Cheeky Girls when??!?

21.11.2025 13:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Really wish I’d seen this before Halloween because girl this is camp

17.11.2025 22:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Far right x

10.11.2025 08:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

succubus - female demon that seduces men

incubus - male demon that seduces women

vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party

06.11.2025 15:38 — 👍 9216    🔁 3358    💬 80    📌 93

Not you going on at work about how you have no money literally 6 hours ago 😭😭😭

03.11.2025 22:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

My god farida is so annoying!!!

30.10.2025 19:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

ITV X having ads for the new H*rry P*tter audio books was almost enough to make me subscribe to go ad free, fuck offffffff

29.10.2025 22:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Anyway - ban ownership multiple properties.
Install rent controls.
Build more fucking houses.

27.10.2025 12:26 — 👍 9    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Just had homophobic abuse hurled at me in the streets for the second day in a row, honestly people need to get a grim and stop emboldening this behaviour

27.10.2025 17:36 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

😡😡😡😡😡

27.10.2025 08:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We have fun don’t we sweet

23.10.2025 18:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Your kidnapped him

23.10.2025 10:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Brat and it’s exactly the same but it’s sang by birds so it’s not. Featuring all your favourites like “VonDuck” “Gull, so confusing” & “Squawk Squawk” 🦜

23.10.2025 10:39 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

Just seen a miniature schnauzer on my way into work, clearly today is going to be a good day 🙂‍↕️

22.10.2025 07:49 — 👍 11    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

My friend is trying to have a sophisticated house party and there’s just 4 of us in the corner shouting “FEMBOI FEMBOI FEMBOI”

(This was relevant to our conversation)

18.10.2025 21:36 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Someone’s listening to Golden so loud on the tube I can hear it through their headphones and honestly I respect it

17.10.2025 06:56 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I got back into Netflix and all my downloads are still here 😍

15.10.2025 11:54 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’ve got a middle seat and my family Netflix has kicked me out of my phone so all my downloads are gone…

It’s a 5 hour flight lads I’m offing myself before take off

15.10.2025 11:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

Repost with your favourite Halloween costume

It’s a classic for a reason!

15.10.2025 07:37 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If there are only 2 answers, I actually feel like this would be quite a bad question to get on BBCs Poinless…

15.10.2025 07:31 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ant turning down a nob? More likely than you think 🤔

15.10.2025 07:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

My 9 year old nephew just burst out laughting at “6,7” and then said “brainrot” 😭😭😭😭 I can’t cope

13.10.2025 16:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Still not recovered from the owner of the restaurant coming over last night to ask what we want and when I said “can I see a menu” just said “no” 😭

12.10.2025 11:06 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Why is this trend alerting me to the fact I remember very little of my childhood?

11.10.2025 16:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I think the “life in the uk” test should just require you to recite Foundations by Kate Nash from memory

06.10.2025 08:18 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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