Attractive Decoy

The fact that none of these “patriots” will engage with this will mean… nothing, I guess

I’m in twitter jail, whatup

He’s watching Dolemite with me

This is a fatal mistake... the new theory of international trade is that if I buy something from you, that means you have to buy the same thing at the same price from me or it is not fair

Tiptoe serving

Mr. Perman, in all his glory

The democratic party needs to chuck Schumer

Can the plane crash be because some 24 yo fired the 30 year veteran because he wasn't based enough? That would be scumptious

Just paid this year's Farm Bureau dues, can't be without that magazine they send*

*and our home insurance

One of the classics…

Why would MGW go to play for a glorified pub team?

the optics of breaking into "The Institute of Peace" are... stark.

Should I post here more oftens?

It’s remarkable, it reads like a spoof of a mass market thriller

Reading Graham Masterton’s “Plague.” This is absolute trash.

The strangers, but the masks are the faces of Rupert bear and his mates

A proposal: DST, but not every day. Determined by a lottery, and announced on the radio. It would heal our broken country.

Circling all the stuff I want to watch in the 200,000 page YouTube Christmas listings magazine.

Cant believe Wills has to rent a Christmas jumper

Getting a $300 Makita job site kettle, also need help for my insanity

DR. RABBITFOOT LED ME TO SIN

you're telling me a magna came this laude?!

Snowplow just showed up, and then a couple of others. Then more. There are ten snowplows on the street. The crews are dancing, there’s no music. There’s choreography. Their eyes are glowing. It’s not snowing.

Me: I am reading my book

All three indoor cats, Perman on the porch, the five chickens, the possum that steals Perman’s food: he is reading his book

The beatings will continue to ensure improved morale is maintained

Maybe the Kraken is the plea bargains we made along the way

If I see a clothes image, I'm going to say "divorced man's clothing"