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We have updated the Hubbard Glacier Earthquake that happened at 11:41 am to a magnitude 7. More than 20 aftershocks over magnitude 3 have followed the mainshock so far, with the largest aftershocks ranging from M4 to M5.1.

Charles Addams

everyone who's been pushing this asshole as a serious presidential candidate please go stick your heads in the nearest toilet and flush

Very pleased to announce the arrival of our new book, Anarchy in Greece: Resistance Reports 2018–2025.

31st Critics Choice Awards Nominations: Ryan Coogler’s ‘Sinners’ Leads With 17 Nods | Essence Sinners leads the Critics Choice Awards with 17 nods, while Cynthia Erivo’s surprising best actress snub becomes the morning’s biggest shock.

Ok but it shoulda been 18 because Delroy Lindo definitely deserves Best Supporting

www.essence.com/entertainmen...

OMG it just took out one of the distant cameras!!

A painting of a bird beside the text "why the fuck did I engage"

A morbidly inclined sheep, who likes to hang around in graveyards, detests parties and owns original pressings of the entire classic run of Leonard Cohen LPs from 1967-1974.

THREAD. A collection of photographs of excellent sheep I have met on walks.

You will find the captions to each photo in the alt text.

A cow who is feeling happy because I have taken the photo it will use for the cover of its psychedelic debut LP which it feels confident will get a five out of five star rating in Rolling Stone magazine.

THREAD. A collection of photographs of excellent cattle I have met on walks.

You will find the captions to each photo in the alt text.

FIFA peace prize

Person who actually deserves a trophy is the artist who made the FIFA peace prize trophy look like everyone in the entire world holding their head in their hands out of secondhand embarrassment

Earth Temperature Timeline

A timeline of Earth’s average temperature since the last ice age. Spoiler alert: It’s definitely getting warmer. And it’s happening increasingly, scarily fast. xkcd.com/1732/

"Maybe instead of building
a ship somewhere in your body
just let yourself feel the pain and
humiliation. No need to make it beautiful
for some future reader. Just say how much
you wanted to hurt someone like you got hurt."

"Karma Affirmation Cistern Don’t Be Afraid Keep Going Toward the Horror"

The Barstool Experiment One lonely night, Malaclypse the Younger was out drinking at a bar when two students walked in. As the evening progressed and the alcohol flowed, the students began to talk about the subjectivity of the universe; most especially the stools upon which they sat. The first explained that the stool, being made of matter which was itself made of particles between which there was a huge amount of space, could reasonably not be considered to be physical at all. The second took a different perspective; that due to the unreliability of our senses, we had only the word of a piece of malfunctioning electrified meat in our skulls that the stool exists, it could easily be a shared hallucination. Mal, filled with the Goddess' mirth, approached the young men and proposed that they undertake an experiment to settle the matter - as all good scientists ought to be able to defend their hypotheses. The students readily agreed. Whereupon Mal picked up a barstool and declared, "Reality is whatever raises a lump on your skull." Before demonstrating thus by thrashing both students into unconsciousness. And so, they were enlightened.

Classic piece of Discordian thought I always remember when theory strays too far from anything actionable.

My take on it below:

Image. Butterfly saying “hello I am a butterfly” Snail saying “hello caterpillar. You are a caterpillar” Caption: transphobia

I keep this one in my phone.

absolute hero

And I continue-

I understand this administration and his base thinks that dei and "woke" is bad, but tbh I'd rather need a food pantry Because my salary got cut before I'll ever support the idea that helping girls caught in sex trafficking rings don't deserve help.

But im curious.

did you know that when youre confident in your identity and sense of self you can cause psychic damage to others just by having fun and existing

The generation that complained for years about young children getting participation trophies just gave a grown man a soccer peace prize

wtf is a FIFA peace prize? that's like being an NFL laureate in physics

Pete Hegseth Invokes ‘Fog Of War’ After Pissing In Break Room Refrigerator https://theonion.com/pete-hegseth-invokes-fog-of-war-after-pissing-in-break-room-refrigerator/

alas, I am no longer on fb.

I would have posted a pic but my camera doesn't do the moon justice.

The moon tonight compels you, reject the deadening effect of the corporate would-be masters, who would have you chasing your tails & trends! Lean toward your curiosities! Give of your passions. This is the moon talking, not me.

talk shit about him being a drunk all you want but don't try to do the clever little names. you're not trump, it just sounds stupid coming from you

they're up to 87 murders now.

They’re killing people as a twitter joke. It’s depraved. Can’t let yourself lose the capacity to be appalled and disgusted and outraged by this.

damn