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@halfjohnbrown.bsky.social

πŸ©·πŸ’œπŸ’™ Teacher in John Brown’s hood. Soon to be πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ BA: English Ed, MA: Communication

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#HappyPride for the next 335 days, too.

01.07.2025 21:15 β€” πŸ‘ 24379    πŸ” 3636    πŸ’¬ 364    πŸ“Œ 131
TikTok - Make Your Day

β€œHow many likes” until my wife lets me get a new Rivian Truck?? #electriccar #EV

www.tiktok.com/t/ZTjw4jyWQ/

29.06.2025 15:40 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Im still baffled daily on how even the brains of seemingly reasonable people are just broken now.

28.06.2025 12:32 β€” πŸ‘ 7649    πŸ” 733    πŸ’¬ 335    πŸ“Œ 58

Reminder: they don’t care that it’s illegal

22.06.2025 00:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

illegal war started by a man constitutionally ineligible to be president

22.06.2025 00:34 β€” πŸ‘ 52539    πŸ” 11573    πŸ’¬ 436    πŸ“Œ 377

Thanks!

21.06.2025 11:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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A personal record #running today!

21.06.2025 02:57 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Keep on keepin on! @duolingoverde.bsky.social

20.06.2025 02:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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#running inside out of the humidity! 😰

17.06.2025 21:43 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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To all the dads and father figures, happy Father's Day from #SportingKC πŸ’™

15.06.2025 14:00 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
10:30am:

"Brevard County Sheriff Sheriff Wayne Ivey: "If you throw a brick, a firebomb, or point a gun at one of our deputies, we will be notifying your family where to collect your remains at, because we will kill you graveyard dead."

10:49am:


law enforcement officials say they made a proactive check at Rep. Hortman's home after a lawmaker who lived nearby was shot and found a "police vehicle in the driveway with emergency lights and what appeared to be a police officer at the door coming out of the house." He was actually the gunman.

10:30am: "Brevard County Sheriff Sheriff Wayne Ivey: "If you throw a brick, a firebomb, or point a gun at one of our deputies, we will be notifying your family where to collect your remains at, because we will kill you graveyard dead." 10:49am: law enforcement officials say they made a proactive check at Rep. Hortman's home after a lawmaker who lived nearby was shot and found a "police vehicle in the driveway with emergency lights and what appeared to be a police officer at the door coming out of the house." He was actually the gunman.

Jesus.

The juxtaposition of these two posts back to back is just...

14.06.2025 15:06 β€” πŸ‘ 17420    πŸ” 6272    πŸ’¬ 485    πŸ“Œ 377
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#Running around my friends! Hi @sportingkc.com !

13.06.2025 22:29 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Psst: their contributions to society aren’t what make them worth fighting for.

They’re HUMANS. That should be enough!

13.06.2025 11:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œif they can do this to a senator they can do this to anybody”

they already are doing it to everybody wtf do you think weve been saying

13.06.2025 11:20 β€” πŸ‘ 10584    πŸ” 1908    πŸ’¬ 159    πŸ“Œ 62

Every Dem Senator: "What happened to Senator Padilla today was an unprecedented breach of constitutional government and demonstrates the scale of the threat to our republic."

Also Every Dem Senator: [Goes back to business as usual]

18 Dem Senators: [Vote for Trump's crypto bill]

12.06.2025 21:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2578    πŸ” 735    πŸ’¬ 55    πŸ“Œ 48

IT DOESNT FUCKING MATTERβ€” THEYRE *DOING IT*

10.06.2025 21:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I felt the same way when I coached and judged speech and debate. But don’t forget, there’s a future generation of MAGA loyalists in there too. Youth won’t guarantee progress.

09.06.2025 21:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Distance record #running today!!!

06.06.2025 21:39 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

True! I’m also not 100% sold on β€œmessage is what wins.” But I’m pessimistic because I ran on working class issues in a working class district and lost because I got outspent.

04.06.2025 23:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t hate that!

04.06.2025 22:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Great. This doesn’t mean it would work for every Dem.

04.06.2025 21:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Gonna say something obvious to most: real masculinity defends the defenseless, punches up not down, has compassion, and fights only on behalf of others to battle injustice or evil.

It doesn’t just lift weights and tweet in all caps and listen to Rogan and grow a beard to feel accepted by other men

04.06.2025 00:17 β€” πŸ‘ 30974    πŸ” 6300    πŸ’¬ 1050    πŸ“Œ 363
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β€œImma keep #running cause a winner don’t quit on themselves.”

03.06.2025 21:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I ran for office in 2024. Biggest takeaway:

Important state legislature seats cannot and will not get flipped unless people realize that showing up to big events and clapping is not enough.

If 75% of the (able) people at events ALSO knocked on doors, lots of seats would be blue right now.

01.06.2025 17:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Shaq wearing a menagerie of different-colored uniforms throughout his career. Also, "menagerie" is one of those weirds where I feel like I can never actually spell it right on my first try.

Shaq wearing a menagerie of different-colored uniforms throughout his career. Also, "menagerie" is one of those weirds where I feel like I can never actually spell it right on my first try.

Happy Pride month!! πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ

01.06.2025 15:09 β€” πŸ‘ 11970    πŸ” 1584    πŸ’¬ 95    πŸ“Œ 41
Happy Pride

Happy Pride

Here’s to living your truth, loving who you love, and showing up as yourself, fully and unapologetically.

Happy Pride!

01.06.2025 13:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1211    πŸ” 222    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 16
Simpsons newspaper Gag β€œlocal gays show their pride” with Bart pictured in parade

Simpsons newspaper Gag β€œlocal gays show their pride” with Bart pictured in parade

It’s June

01.06.2025 14:36 β€” πŸ‘ 10388    πŸ” 2210    πŸ’¬ 45    πŸ“Œ 34
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Not bad for a teacher! Including 5.3 miles today! #running

30.05.2025 22:15 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Getting over some dumb respiratory crap that has the whole family coughing! #running through it!

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