@planetcaroline.bsky.social
Writer, Humourist: Award-winning Playwright & Screenwriter. Poodle owner. Sleep enthusiast. *Will follow back!*
Small fat fair Elon Musk pictured with his mate Chris AKA 'the Ledge', People sometimes mistake him for being just some ordinary bloke instead.
Man's uncanny resemblance to Elon Musk has people 'double-taking' in the street www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2048...
An Unnatural History; The Ice Age Animals/1970's fashion connection
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An Unnatural History; The Ice Age Animals/1970's fashion connection
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My Dog Lulu as a Lioness
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I'm BAFAtastic
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Some of the best bits of the bible
Regrettably never made it to the final draft.
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Told my doctor I was obsessed with spending nights on an 80s computer.
She said "Sounds like you may be on the Spectrum"
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In 15th century Austria it was believed that The 3 Magi all lived happily ever after.
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Thought I would do a more up to date Profile pic.
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The first ever 'Compare The Meerkat' campaign.
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France 1350: One man two cups
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Shared with Public
Early Ai was very primitive and easily spotted as it was inclined to produce multiple limbs. duplicate heads, full bladders, and tiny willies.
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The original version of Tales Of The Riverbank. France 15th century.
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In 11th-century Italy, for a short and fucked-up period it was not unusual for some babies to be swaddled and breastfed right up to age 18. Much like Chinese foot-binding, it produced fashionably small sausage-like adults.
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More Caro Memes
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In remote parts of 15th century rural Germany, some believed that Mary was actually a stern-faced hefty washerwoman from the Rhineland called Helga.
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Elton's latest hair transplant went a bit too far.
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Alienation
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Just looking at it and you can feel the excitement and smell the unique odour of a 20th Century Northern Line carriage on a Saturday night.
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Remember...
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This is an illustration of my ancestor Caroline D'or, depicting the Traditional nursery rhyme:
Ride a cock horse to Banbury Cross
'Ride a cock-horse to Banbury Cross,
To see a fine lady upon a white horse;
Rings on her fingers and bells on her toes,
And she shall have music wherever she goes.'
At night I see White and Gold, during the day Blue and Black
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My Dog. Radiator hog!
#poodle
I have found a remedy for the mess and clutter and piles of STUFF everywhere A solution that will allow me to generate more, enhance my denial, and sustain my avoidance.
I have decided to proudly and pompously, simply refer to myself OFFICIALLY as a *CONTENT CREATOR*
Noshtalgia-
The sentimental comfort experienced when revisiting a childhood foodstuff.
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