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Jorgie

@guidelessmeteor.bsky.social

๐Ÿ‘ฝ I twerk in dark hallways while summoning chaotic spirits. Mexican food is my primary sustenance. Love horror, sci-fi, and comedy. ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ He/him. Happily single. Sex/kink/body-positive. 18+. English/Spanish.

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Latest posts by guidelessmeteor.bsky.social on Bluesky

I get the impression that you dropped something precious.

07.08.2025 04:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You're gonna make me woof again, handsome. ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿถ

07.08.2025 03:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wishing you a smooth move, amigo.

07.08.2025 03:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How do I get tackled by you, tank? ๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅต

07.08.2025 03:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

WHAT? I love showering subs in my liquids ๐Ÿ˜

07.08.2025 02:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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kermit the frog is wearing a top hat and looking at something Alt: Kermit gets splashed.

๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ

07.08.2025 02:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So many beautiful humans! Enjoy the Mayhem Ball - it's spectacular!

07.08.2025 01:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yes Sir!

07.08.2025 00:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Have an amazing time! The Mayhem Ball is excellent.

07.08.2025 00:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A handful! ๐Ÿฅต

07.08.2025 00:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This means a lot from the Master Bulge! ๐Ÿคค

07.08.2025 00:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Make your dream a reality ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

07.08.2025 00:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Put on one of your singlets and kneel, my hairy sub!

07.08.2025 00:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Might have to intubate with my hose.

06.08.2025 23:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

On your knees, slut. Get ready to serve.

06.08.2025 23:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Starting resuscitation efforts!

06.08.2025 23:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A man in a blue shirt and orange briefs, waiting for a good sub to get on his knees.

A man in a blue shirt and orange briefs, waiting for a good sub to get on his knees.

Are you done drooling yet, sub? How about you come closer and shove this in your mouth?

Are you done drooling yet, sub? How about you come closer and shove this in your mouth?

After that, you can get your face up in this ass.

After that, you can get your face up in this ass.

Time to feast, my voracious little sub!

Time to feast, my voracious little sub!

Happy Hump Day, my brilliant bloomfies! I'm celebrating National Underwear Day a day late.

Naughty boys to the front. ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

06.08.2025 23:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You'd bless your gym with those tree trunks!

06.08.2025 22:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It should be a crime for you to hide those thighs behind those long shorts. ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ

06.08.2025 22:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a hand is pressing a button on a device that says signal tuner on it Alt: A knob being turned
06.08.2025 20:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh no, I zoomed into the pattern around your nipples...

06.08.2025 18:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Is there room for me?

06.08.2025 06:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A man shows off his belly. He's wearing a beige polo and light grey slacks.

A man shows off his belly. He's wearing a beige polo and light grey slacks.

Tummy Tuesday in my office attire!

06.08.2025 02:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How do I petition to have National Underwear Day at least once a month?

All these photos have been so delectable. ๐Ÿคค๐Ÿฅต

05.08.2025 23:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Don't say anything. Your sexy undies and bulge say a lot.

04.08.2025 07:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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While I was waiting for my next race in Mario Kart World, I heard the Dire, Dire Docks remix for the first time. It also reminded me of @dirediredocks.bsky.social!

04.08.2025 07:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think about our bright stars that didn't deserve this. This day always weighs heavy on my heart, year after year.

My love and light go out to those 23 souls.

04.08.2025 04:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It was something I never expected and something that changed my viewpoint of life forever.

Sometimes I wonder if that black hole of a person would've done the same if he had an experienced an ounce of the love my city would've given him.

So many lives were destroyed that day.

04.08.2025 04:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
An EP strong image.

An EP strong image.

In my line of work, I've been fortunate to meet people from all over the country/world.

Most have told me the same thing about EP - It is a welcoming city with nice, helpful, and humble people.

Tonight, I think about the tragedy that paralyzed my loving hometown six years ago.

04.08.2025 04:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You look fine! Not everything will have a flat fit.

04.08.2025 01:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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