Jerry Reed

He did well to hold off Moreno and then Maatsen as long as he did, but it sure looks like the wheels have come off.

Between the Bournemouth oddity and today's all timer of a shit show, I'm a little worried Digne has a head injury #AVFC

Haha Chris Kavanaugh having a wild one

I know Villa are strapped for cash, are we allowed to do a Go Fund Me to buy out Bailey's contract? #AVFC

Finally got around to watching the last Mission Impossible. I have this thing where it's hard to invest in stakes like "annihilating the whole planet," so it was cool to see MI try a new way of getting people to relate to all 7 billion people on Earth: give every single one of them a speaking part

The Pope is God's infallible emissary on Earth, His shepherd, chosen to bring the flock closer to the Lord.

Unless he thinks poor people should be allowed to eat, or says we should be nice to people.

Look, really his whole job is to yell at the gays and condemn abortion. Thus saith Steve Bannon.

I hope that kid never gets to cut his hair again

For me this is the most confusing Villa penalty/no-penalty decision since West Ham last year, when they awarded a penalty when Cash won the ball, and explained it as "yes he won the ball but he wasn't trying to" as though VAR has cameras inside Cash's mind

Remember when we kidnapped Maduro? That wasn't even six weeks ago.

Renee Good was murdered 36 days ago, Alex Pretti 19 days ago.

They're still killing unidentified people in boats, and we barely even hear about it.

As recently as 2015, this would have been the lead story in every paper and news broadcast for weeks, and the hearings on the hill would have been grueling and lengthy. Now it's like the fourth-dumbest thing that happened this week and will disappear by tomorrow like a fart wafting away in the wind.

Check this shit out motherfucker [I make every game start at the same time behind a paywall and fire @mattdoyle.bsky.social, it’s unclear what kind of move I was even trying to do]

SING IT BACK

Most of these guys have been in the team for years now. How is it possible they've never met before? #AVFC

Call an ambulance please, I'm having trouble breathing. I just heard a Spurs fan suggest they hire Klinsmann, and another guy said it's not a bad idea

Is Doug Gottlieb married? If not I know the perfect lady for him

Both countries did, it's just that the monarchists in England got their restoration like a decade later instead of having to wait 250 years for a sufficient number of bootlickers to get into positions of power

Arsenal and Martin Zubimendi know how to break open tight games – from distance Mikel Arteta often refers to different 'weapons' his side possess - his Spanish midfielder is proving his point

Weird that this is framed as a smart strategy for Arsenal, and not an unsustainable fluke. #AVFC

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Maybe a horses for courses situation going forward but I just don't see Ollie troubling defenses the way we're used to. In years past, opposing center backs always seemed anxious having to marshal him, and relieved when the game was finally over, even when he wasn't scoring. Not anymore.

I've been an Ollie Watkins partisan for years now, but he looks completely done. "Lost a yard of pace" might be overly generous. #avfc

Isn't it simpler at this point to only mention Andres Garcia on the rare occasion he is available?

Don't push that button, it makes free beer

I'm thrilled Villa got out of the Duran situation when they did, and especially for the value they got. But I can't help feeling bad for him. He clearly gets terrible advice and isn't mature enough to think about the long term. The dad in me just wants to help him. #AVFC

"I won't do it and you can't make me."

This woman has the emotional maturity of a toddler.

"Brantley Gilbert"

Nice try buddy, I don't think so

Haha the city of Atlanta is rural

Maybe I'm crazy, but if Villa get the price down to ~20MM for Elliott I'd do that deal. He has some clear limitations in size & pace, but there's a player there, and one Unai can get a tune out of. Basically, show him all of Buendia's actions this season and tell him "this is what you can be" #AVFC

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Liverpool signing Jérémy Jacquet for 55MM. If I'm not mistaken that would be a club record at Villa. It's the fourth-highest fee Liverpool have paid in the last eight months, and about 12% of their total spend over the same period. Quite the level playing field! #AVFC

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