I need a fucking nap

Whoah!

Ugh this sucks - Spill was the main guy I wanted back

It's his assassination shield. When he's outside, he always has the kid on his back. It's headshot protection.

Blocked and reported

This is the gold I dig for

Also, I am well aware that one should not flush “flushable” wipes. I’m a goddamned genius when it comes to butt stuff

A bunch of skeeters are downskeeting your skeets about skeeting

You Are Almost Out of Google Storage Space You are using 85 percent of your Google storage. If you don’t upgrade soon, you will lose the ability to receive emails and upload new photos. Clic...

"You are using 87 percent of your Google storage. If you don’t upgrade soon, you will lose the ability to receive emails, upload new photos, and experience joy. Click here to upgrade."

I AM at 87 percent... wtf

Twitter’s heir apparent isn’t X or Threads — it’s Bluesky The blue bird is dead. Long live the blue sky.

Others have noted it but I will too: The big reason Bluesky is so hot right now is that the people who add value to social media - the frequent posters in specific fields - are here now, talking to each other and creating the "spectator value" that draws users and attention.

Followed

I appreciate the (mostly) positive feedback to my recent post-election piece on Substack. Here’s a highly recommended (and far superior, imo) entry for those still processing open.substack.com/pub/andreagi...

How much can I get for that at the flea market? Is it still there?

I was asleep and missed it

My legacy from twitter 🤠

YouTube video by Black Sabbath BLACK SABBATH - "Black Sabbath" (Official Video)

Black Sabbath playing Black Sabbath time

Update: We’re up to about 64 members of Congress, including 14 Senators, on Bluesky.

One notable addition: @repraskin.bsky.social.

We’re still waiting on Schumer, Bernie, and Warren. But, lots of progress!

go.bsky.app/F78vyQi

Tesla has the highest rate of fatal accidents among all car brands, report shows A new analysis of National Highway Transportation and Safety Administration auto crash data shows that Tesla has the highest rate of fatal accidents...

"While the total rate of fatal accidents per billion miles driven by all vehicles was 2.8, Tesla vehicles overall had a rate of 5.6. Tesla’s Model Y SUV had fatal accident rate of 10.6, more than double the average for SUVs, which was 4.8."

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I don't know who made this but it tracks

We don't need new posts. We have posts at home

Dana Goldberg post: I have shared the same bathroom with Sarah McBride on several occasions, and she never once made me uncomfortable. She did however help me fix my makeup. That congresswoman knows how to blend her foundation, which is more than I can say about Donald Trump.

They say the cover up is always worse.

Tweet by @ndrew_lawrence: Conservative: I have been censored for my conservative views Me: Holy shit! You were censored for wanting lower taxes? Con: LOL no…no not those views Me: So…deregulation? Con: Haha no not those views either Me: Which views, exactly? Con: Oh, you know the ones

Your new name is Zedmund

Illustrated image divided into four panels, each showing a head of a bat with a text label. Top left: little guy, a regular looking back with a dark face and light colored fur, top right: little guy deluxe, a bat with a mask and large ears alongside a bat with a leaf shaped nose, bottom left: what is even going on here, a visored bat with a large forehead next to a bat with a large, wrinkly nose, bottom right: o hi doggie, a fruit bat with its tongue sticking out.

Contrary to popular belief, there are only four kinds of bats.

I'll start - are you leathered up right now?

I do enjoy a nice box of macarons

How did she get on the news over this? This is just how it is - being stupid loses you friends. Voting for the guy who has concrete plans to attack you and your friends is about as boneheaded as it gets.

He resigned from his Rep seat, so there will need to be a special election, which he would need to win to get the seat back. That said, he did just get reelected a couple of weeks ago, so he's probably the favorite for the special election