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Harry Wallop? More like Harry Gallop into moving traffic lmao

A purple cat spray painting the words “do good stuff DONT GET CAUGHT” surrounded by eyes and the text “nobody needs to know it was you

Kyle MacLachlan pays tribute to David Lynch

"I will miss him more than the limits of my language can tell and my heart can bear. My world is that much fuller because I knew him and that much emptier now that he’s gone ... Thank you for everything"

less "meta bots" and more "medabots"

Merritt K trying to merit K. We have come full circle.

I used to be like this, then I worked a deli with an Italian guy. He taught me how to pick good tomatoes and that it is ok to season them, now I enjoy them a lot more. But I hate a bad tomato, so I definitely see where you are coming from lol

First one’s a scorcher. Do you mean on their own?

Mayo is definitely food lube.

First restaurant on the list is an Italian spot lol

“Cigarettes dont look cool” people, explain this then.

And i love willem dafoe to be in movies

“You’ll be visited by three spirits”

The three spirits

terrorizing who? this seemed like activism to most americans

the reality of it is that you're going to see a wide range of responses, there are going to be more opportunist/clout chasing types just as there are the stream once a month types. i don't stream much anymore but when i did it was always about community, so my answer would've been no.

they put the same amount of effort into this search as i do looking for my roku remote in my living room

cookin with this one icl

King Deny Defend Depose from the game Smash Brothers

King Dedede is short for King Deny Defend Depose

posting on bluesky the same way i managed through high shool. skeetin into the abyss.

getting scammed by the hawk tuah girl gotta be the modern day equivalent of getting scammed by the village idiot who laughs maniacally while rubbing his hands together

Did Elon write this

i put games on my wishlist that seem maybe interesting but not interesting enough to buy them and then whenever there's a steam sale i click 'see games from your wishlist' and get annoyed that none of them are interesting to me. because im stupid

Did a baby make this

drake is one more L from going right wing grifter and making country music

type of shit i been on

Blasting music on the way to work is my first cup of coffee, sorry its a minor annoyance.

Be aware

Aiight bluesky im fucking with the vibe but can everyone get off the high horse and start shitposting again

Image of a head with fog in the skull and the text “got that fog in me”

Real

it's friday. that means cat pics.
specifically, cat pics of the kitten we're fostering.

ITS FLAT FUCK FRIDAY

ROLL THE CLIP

So bummed this and Monster Hunter Wilds are dropping in such close proximity but I am stoked for this. Hope Obsidian sticks the landing.