A Southern Yankee in King Arthur's Jorts

If a dog can play basketball, a 34 year old can be mayor. I don't make the rules.

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I would run through 34 brick walls for this dude.

to all new bluesky members, welcome. a note about 'netiquette': here instead of saying "tweeting" we say "busting a fat nut"

"Skateboarding always seems to thrive in these places where capitalism fails." Absolute banger sentence from Ted Barrow on his IG stories about Wilshire Blvd spots.

You're a real pro from Dover.

Half lizard-man. I dig it.

When I was coming down the trail in Colorado last week, I got so hot that I shed my coat, base layer and beanie and just put on a t-shirt and normal hat despite the wind howling and it being in the low 40s. It felt magnificent. We're like Volkswagens in that way...we run hot.

There's a few reasons why I am looking forward to getting through the events of this coming weekend, but one of the biggest is that I can shave my beard when it is over. My wife claims to love my beard, but I hate it so much.

She gets all the flowers. I mean ALL of them. If we see her, we immediately have to give her flowers.

In a magical land called Pigeon Forge?

Hand strength off the charts.

Everyone knows that Michelle Williams was the best part of Dawson's Creek, right?

Karma Police was the only one that I remember actively listening to.

Just noticed in Halloween H20 JGL's Jimmy character is wearing those shitty puffy Vans that should have killed the company.

Soon ChatGPT Will Be Able To Botch Math Problems And Encourage Self-Harm... In A Sexy Way | Defector On Monday afternoon, OpenAI founder and CEO Sam Altman took to Twitter to announce…well, something, anyway, about the direction of the ChatGPT product: We made ChatGPT pretty restrictive to make sure ...

soon ChatGPT will be able to botch math problems and encourage self-harm... in a sexy way defector.com/soon-chatgpt...

Just left a review for Himalayan Curry & Kebab in Estes Park, CO. Altitude sickness had me, but I needed to eat. This place ruined all other Indian cuisine for me. It was perfect. The samosas alone would make the great Khan weep. I'd consider flying back to Colorado just to eat there again.

I didn't know Liquid Death had a skate team. Apparently they axed them, but the team included Jason Ellis and Richie Jackson, so that actually raises their profile because those dudes are chuds that run with Tim Pool. So, it's cool to drink their water now.

Despite the near crippling anxiety I feel about my daughter's wedding this weekend, I managed a good sleep score last night which is apparently directly attributed to how cold my room was. I go into a coma when I am cold and I LOVE IT.

Who up looking at a hump like a snow hill?

Halloween 3 Season of the Witch asks the question - "Irish Halloween masks?"

Listen, the Pennington to Coles connections were crucial. And they had ol' Cedric Houston for a time. Too bad Herm Edwards was Herm Edwards.

‘I love Hitler’: Leaked messages expose Young Republicans’ racist chat Thousands of private messages reveal young GOP leaders joking about gas chambers, slavery and rape.

EXCLUSIVE: Thousands of leaked messages show leaders of Young Republican groups joking about gas chambers, slavery and rape in a private Telegram chat.

Inside rising GOP leaders’ racist chats — obtained by POLITICO and spanning more than 7 months👇

‘I love Hitler’: Leaked messages expose Young Republicans’ racist chat Thousands of private messages reveal young GOP leaders joking about gas chambers, slavery and rape.

every young Republican staffer is a Nazi, it's that simple www.politico.com/news/2025/10...

First Tube by Phish.

The only direction you have to give is "Grace, navigate time and space to channel your perfume ad from the film 'Boomerang' and just run with it."

Pick a movie that could have been great. Recast ONE role to fix it.

Predator (1987) - the Predator should have been played by Grace Jones. No costume. Just give her a knife and a wide berth. Movie magic.

Amassing heated shelters to put outside for the various cats and opossums that visit my house. Everyone eats, and gets access to a soft, dry, heated spot in the cold. Have I gone crazy? Yes.

And don't skeet until you see the whites of their eyes.

Came back to work yesterday and IMMEDIATELY got hit up by coworker to fix something they were assigned. Fixed it and on the subsequent meeting, they took all credit for it. It was galling. But, the boss pinged me to ask if I made it work and I just said, "yessir". Someone hire me permanently plz.