Jalen Brunson's Best Friend

Israeli settlers kill 19-year-old Palestinian American, officials and witnesses say The Palestinian Health Ministry and a witness say that Israeli settlers in the occupied West Bank shot and killed a Palestinian American in an attack on a village.

israeli land thieves, backed by the idf, murdered a palestinian-american in the west bank apnews.com/article/isra...

Bad- the Knicks lost to the Pistons again

Good- My expectations for this team are way down which means I won't die from a stress induced heart attack this playoff season

Seb Toots, meet my friend Imogen Poots.

Are you fucking serious, eh?

Not a serious contender.

These pants being worn on the NBA Prime Studio show right now have me in a lather.

You're talking about the shot of the Canada dude eating those fries, right?

I don't think I want to pay my taxes until this dude is gone.

A Lego Gizmo from “Gremlins”

When I was little and “Gremlins” was in theaters, I wanted a Gizmo stuffed animal so bad. My parents refused, so I made one out of Lego. This mocks my suffering.

I will not apologize for my behavior.

They have the absolute coolest looking fit.

Image of fake newspaper headline "here's why it would be a mistake to do anything that inconveniences rich assholes" by some rich asshole.

My kitten got my pita bread from my leftover falafel dinner last night. She had it strewn all across the kitchen floor. I asked her if she enjoyed it and I was glad that she got a snack. My wife, completely incredulous, was like, "you've decided to spoil this cat rotten". Yes. This will be my legacy

I'm already massively distrusting of using anything in a hotel room. This has sent me into an even more paranoid place.

My cats hate Blue Buffalo. They want that cheap Friskies shit. You crack open a can of Blue Buffalo and you better be ready to scrape it into the trash. These guys want their garbage food.

Simply an amazing detail, here.

*extremely Waylon Jennings voice* Well, I don't know how the Duke boys are getting out of this one

That was like watching a cat toy with and then eviscerate a mouse.

It's a little weird to type up document after document that details the width and breadth of the Unified Communications and network stack environment that I oversee so that a company can come in and turn it all off. Like, my life's work (I guess) just gets wiped out in a few months and that's that.

Mickey left the band after this show, too. Beginning a run of one drummer excellence (sorry Mickey!) where their sound got a lot less muddled imo.

YouTube video by Cubensis Records Grateful Dead - Dark Star (Beautiful Jam) Feb 18, 1971 (Remastered)

Oh shit it’s Port Chester Beautiful Jam day here. Happy 55th birthday to a really singular piece of Grateful Dead music.

you may not like it...

*Snowjob voice from GI Joe PSA* give him the stick. DON'T GIVE HIM STICK

Would pilot

Contact Flatbush Cats! They should be able to assist on this.

Can confirm that Western NY would be Bills like...strong for a while until late in the playoffs.

a close up of a chicken 's mouth with a light coming out of it 's beak . ALT: a close up of a chicken 's mouth with a light coming out of it 's beak .

"the human business decision"

I try not to call women "cunts" if I can help it. But I think I'm in the clear here. She's a cunt. And fffffffffuck ICE.

Paul probably reads as much as LeBron.

May none of us ever have to lock horns with a man who used to work on an off shore oil rig until he broke his back and then became a prospector.

I knew LeBron sucked, but I didn't know he sucked THIS bad.