A Southern Yankee in King Arthur's Jorts

My friend Noah let me shoot him warming up with a front tail slide on the quarter at the DIY. He then proceeded to hippie jump the bump-to-bar and chilled for the rest of the session. It must rule to be that casually good.

As someone that writes a lot of technical documentation for my job that puts a premium on screen shots to detail steps, I felt this in my beans.

Honestly, some of your BEST work here. I can't get it out of my head now.

Turns out Austin Powers' dad was right.

I wondered about that. Because they just fell completely off.

I think the players hate Slot.

I did in Tempe, AZ. At the time I was like, "this seems nice and it seems safe", but I absolutely regret it and will never do it again. Please forgive my momentary lapse in judgment.

[Tumblr] vigilantsycamore Ebenezer Scrooge: Goes outside 500 Muppets: There goes Mr Asshole! There Goes Mr Bitch!

tis the season

Next up are vegan snickerdoodles. STANDBY.

My wife showed Home Alone to her class and she said the entire classroom erupted when John Candy said "6-7 weeks" after talking about abandoning his kid in a funeral home.

Got a roll from my Nikon F100 developed today. 15mm fisheye and I probably could have opened up that aperture about 2 more stops, really. Or took the flash up to 1/64. But overall I like the bleak look, because it was cold and bleak. So, no lies were told here.

I am making Chex Mix right now. It feels cathartic. Also it's pretty good.

Of all the things my grandparents left me when they passed away (which admittedly wasn't much, we are not a wealthy family), the most useful are the giant metal mixing bowls my grandmother gave me. I can make Chex Mix in these with EASE. I feel so spacious and luxurious! Every morsel is coated!

He and the MRI machine are definitely doing it.

He was briefly linked to the Knicks job after Thibs was fired and I was all, "please no".

Oh, I would love to hear this.

I loved it before, but this made me infatuated.

The curse of the Canisius Golden Griffins will never be lifted!

He growled at me the other night. I guess I was too close.

If the Clips were a serious org, they would have sent Scott Foster to CP3's hotel room to T him up and toss him.

Ehhh…yeah pretty much.

this really isn’t an exaggeration

Oh boy. Just spray paint it. Not even well. Just enough to obscure it for your own peace of mind.

YouTube video by LeChuck Threepwood Warren Zevon In Governor Jesse Ventura's Inaugural Ball At The Target Center, Minneapolis, 1/16/1999

REJOICE!! SOMEONE HAS PUT THE VIDEO OF JESSE VENTURA SINGING WEREWOLVES OF MINNESOTA WITH WARREN ZEVON BACK UP ON YOUTUBE, HAPPY FIRST WEDNESDAY!!! (It starts at the 5-minute mark)

They're calling him the most corrupt president of all time in the chat.

Twitter retweet by Elon Musk reading: "If current trends continue, Whites will go from being a small minority of world population today to virtually extinct!" above a meaningless fake graphic pushing great replacement lies.

if you still use twitter you support white supremacy

Oh, they did him dirty as hell, but I'd be willing to place a sum of money on "he probably said something unforgivable" and the locker room was on the verge of a Gilbert Arenas.

His finals addiction withdrawals must be HELLISH.

oomf just sent me this video from a shitty old italian horror film and I fear we may have unearthed The most unfortunate vocal stim of all time

Chris Paul on horseback, carrying fire in a horn the way they used to...