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Kasper Frederik Christiansen

@kasperfc.bsky.social

EN/DK/father/husband/teacher/writer I write stuff... Mostly jokes and poems... Sometimes stories... In a world of batshid crazyness — be kind, funny and helpful.💙

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A clear plan is the first step toward a glorious disaster... Just saying... 😂

#joke #advice #learningthehardway

07.12.2025 19:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Do elevators ever get bored of going over the same stories again and again? Hihihihi! 🤪😂

#joke #thought #wondering

07.12.2025 19:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Santa asked Trump what he wanted for Christmas.
Trump said, “A big win!”
Santa said, “Oh, sweetheart… I deliver gifts, not miracles.” 🤣😂

#joke #Trump #Christmas #santa

07.12.2025 10:22 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

That sounds incredibly exhausting, and I’m really sorry you’ve had to go through all of this. I hope the courts finally give you the justice you deserve. Much love and support from here! 💙

07.12.2025 19:49 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It’s sad and disgusting in so many ways! real people are suffering while they pretend everything’s fine. Trump would probably say affordability is "perfect" right up until the landlord kicks him out of his own fantasy... 😑

07.12.2025 19:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Great news! Glad to see the ruling clear the way for libraries and museums to finally get the funding they’ve needed. It’s a big win for communities everywhere. It’s nice to see a court remind Trump that “because I said so” isn’t actual law! 😂✊

07.12.2025 19:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Very true! I like Hope - she's awesome and we need her! 🤩🙌

07.12.2025 15:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Santa asked Trump what he wanted for Christmas.
Trump said, “A big win!”
Santa said, “Oh, sweetheart… I deliver gifts, not miracles.” 🤣😂

#joke #Trump #Christmas #santa

07.12.2025 10:22 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

It really is sad... The money keeps skyrocketing while the accountability goes nowhere. Hard not to wonder what we’re actually propping up here. Musk’s companies inflate faster than his ego on X... Bad companies run on government money and owned by a madman... 😡

07.12.2025 06:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

No worries at all! Just focus on resting and recovering. We’re glad you’re okay, and all your well wishes will still be here when you’re feeling better. Wishing you a smooth and steady recovery.💙

07.12.2025 06:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It’s disgusting how easily he falls for anything that flatters his ego. A fake prize and he’s basically housebroken. Trump would probably accept “Best Pretend President” if it came with a shiny ribbon... He is such a pathetic madman... 😡

06.12.2025 22:32 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

It’s really sad to watch decades of solid science get tossed aside for politics. This will only put kids and families at risk, and it's devastating! RFK Jr. and Trump are proving that the only thing they’re qualified to diagnose is their own confusion and madness... 😑

06.12.2025 19:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Trump tried to visit the North Pole, but Santa turned him away… He said the Naughty List was already full because of Trump alone... 🤣

#joke #Trump #Christmas

06.12.2025 15:20 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

It’s very upsetting how much power is being exercised in the dark. These decisions affect millions, and we’re left with no explanations at all. And of course Trump leans on the shadow docket… it’s the only place he can operate without reading anything... This is madness... 😔

06.12.2025 19:22 — 👍 8    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0

Hahahahahahaha! This is brilliant! 🤣 almost looks like he is wearing an exo-skeleton under his cloths just to stand and walk around 😳

06.12.2025 19:18 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Let's go EU! Huge shout out!!! This is very important and a powerful message to send. X is a messed up place and they need to be held accountable for that. ✊️

06.12.2025 19:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We need those big movies on the big screen! Movies are best made for that and that is why we love them! 🫶

06.12.2025 19:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That is so darn true!!! Quite the legacy to follow! 🫶

06.12.2025 19:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

On one hand I'm so ready for the next two episodes, so exciting! But on the other hand, then I'm NOT ready for this incredible show to end... 😳🫶

06.12.2025 19:06 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This is great to hear! Inviting people to stay involved after the election is exactly how you build real, lasting progress. And hey, that’s already a step above Trump, who thinks “govern with people” means talking to himself... 🤣✊️

06.12.2025 18:58 — 👍 62    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 0

Hah, well said! One might even say that Tesla is crashing even harder than any country at the moment... Soooo... Mirror to Musk! 🤣

06.12.2025 17:46 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

In these tough and unstable times, it's veey important to strengthening regional security and cooperation is essential, especially now. Working closely with reliable partners is exactly the right approach for the EU. Great work!!! ✊️

06.12.2025 15:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Europe has more influence than it realizes, especially when it comes to Russia. And stronger confidence paired with close cooperation with the U.S. is in everyone’s best interest. Well said and great work, Kaja! 🙌

06.12.2025 15:28 — 👍 0    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Trump tried to visit the North Pole, but Santa turned him away… He said the Naughty List was already full because of Trump alone... 🤣

#joke #Trump #Christmas

06.12.2025 15:20 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

It’s really sad to see such serious actions go without accountability. Kegbreath and Bradley are treated so gently they could list “war crimes” under special skills and no one would blink............. 😑

06.12.2025 15:16 — 👍 3    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

With that preggo-pose one might wonder, yes... 🤣

06.12.2025 15:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This is really sad... It makes you wonder how we ended up letting AI companies profit from denying people care. Patients shouldn’t have to fight algorithms just to get treatment! 😡

06.12.2025 15:13 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

A closed mouth gathers no flies, but it does miss out on gossip... I guess... 🤪

#joke #funny #advice

06.12.2025 15:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Shout out to Sabrina Carpenter!!! 🤩🙌

06.12.2025 08:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It’s really sad and disgusting to see him erase days honoring Black history just to celebrate himself. Trump is going to replace every holiday with "Look at Me Day"........... He such a vile and mad man....... 😡

06.12.2025 08:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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