Kasper Frederik Christiansen

Why do we say "slept like a log" when logs don't sleep… or do they, and no one's asked them?... Anyways, I'm gonna log off for today... 😂

That's a great and deep question. Really gets the thoughts going! 😊

If you clean a vacuum cleaner, aren't you technically the vacuum cleaner now? 🤔

Best front page evah!!! 🤩🎉

Very true 🤣👌

If at first you don’t succeed... hide the evidence! 🤣

Hahaha, so true, so true - self motivation right there 🤣👌

Det er virkelig en god serie, hr. Stegelmann! Tak til jer fordi I lavede den. En dejlig tur gennem memory lane med masser af følelser og en pragtfuld hyldest. Har allerede genset nogle af dem. 🤩

Fuldstændig enig! Den rammer stadig godt! 🤩🎉

It would be funny to have "Insert wisdom here" tattooed on the forehead... 🤣

The bravest friend in bathroom's realm,
Fights off stains with a frothy helm.
Though it shrinks with every fight,
It leaves you glowing, pure and bright.

- Kasper F. Christiansen

It leaps from hands with a gleeful slide,
A squeaky clean dance and a foamy ride.
Leaves you shining and free of gunk,
Scented and smooth with no trace of funk.

Slippery Poetry

There sits a hero by the sink,
A bubbly knight, so fresh, so pink.
Battles grime with a slippery spin,
Washes away all the dirt and sin.

YouTube video by Kasper Frederik Christiansen Poem: Slippery Poetry

Hello sweet'n'strong friends! 🤩
Here's a poem, and it's quite slippery! I hope you will like and enjoy it. Please let me know what you think about it and what the poem might be about. Much love from here! 🫶

youtube.com/shorts/cNCkQ...

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You can’t have your cake and eat it too... unless you eat it secretly in the pantry... 😂

A closed mouth gathers no foot... 🤣

"If found, return to pub" would be a funny, but also revealing tattoo... 😂

A bird in the hand is... safer than one in your house pooping on the furniture... 😂

It's fun and poetic! Guess what "I" am! 🤩

#poem #poetry #fun #WhatAmI

Give a man a fish and he’ll eat for a day. Teach him to fish... and he’ll spend all day drinking beer on a boat.🤔

I really like strong coffee... But I have a weak stomach... 'Nuff said... 🤪

He who laughs last... probably didn’t get the joke... 🤣

If you boil a funny bone, does it become a laughing stock? And if so… should I be worried about my soup? 🤔

Tuesdays hits differently... 🤪

I feel like I got mugged... Someone took all sleep last night... I'm soooo tired... And speaking of mug; I NEED COFFEE!!! 🤣☕️

That sounds lovely. I don't know them, but I gonna check 'em out. 😊
To be honest, I got influenced by poems for children. 7 years ago we started trying to become parents, and I started reading some random sweet poems and got inspired. I really enjoy simple poetry with good rhyme. It's satisfying.🤩

Blanche showing up is like the criminal version of hitting the panic button. If he’s involved, you know something shady’s going down... 😑

Trump looks at perpetrators and thinks, ‘Ah, finally, people who get me.’ 😒

Every time he opens his mouth, it’s like watching a deleted scene from a documentary called 'Creeps of the 20th Century.'... He is so mad and disgraceful... 🤢

That actually sounds better! 🤣

At this point, if he said his GPA was 4.0, I'd assume it stands for '4 obvious lies per sentence.' 🤣🤪