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An drawn image of a large pelican looming over a drawn image of Alcatraz island with text over it quoting Henry's repeated use of "Alcatraz means pelican" from their Alcatraz series. #LPOTL Last Podcast on the Left

Alcatraz...means pelican. #LPOTL

Alcatraz means pelican.

I hope Mary from LPN knows how much I get tickled from hearing her laughing in that one older Side Stories episode whose name I’m forgetting. Y’all know what I’m talking about? For some reason the uncontrollable off mic laughter is absolutely contagious.

Y’all let this flop like a pancake man from Idaho.

This image is a quote on an orange background. The quote is from LPOTL and was said by Ed Larson. The quote is "Anyone looks hot when you're standing next to an uncooked pancake." The image features a couple pointing at each other, one woman and one with a masculine body but with the head of a frying pan with a pancake cooking in it. The pancake has a cute smile and pink cheeks.

Ed Larson out here with self esteem advice: stand next to more pancake looking people.
#LPOTL #LastPodcastOnTheLeft #EdLarson

From the LPOTL community on Reddit: PSA I made from Marcus’s speech at the end of the Batavia series — STAY. FUCKING. STRONG. Explore this post and more from the LPOTL community

Marcus' Batavia end speech. #StayFuckingStrong #LPOTL www.reddit.com/r/LPOTL/comm...

Someone on Reddit said this looks like they put Marcus Parks in the game just to spite Henry, and I can’t unsee it. 😆

Image is text on a background. Text is a quote from LPOTL. It reads: Every organization throughout history that's built on backstabbing, exploitation, and profit above all inevitably topples and falls, And things happen far faster in today's world than they did in the 17th century. And while the corporations of the world seem like impossible monoliths that hold all the power, the one thing they can never take from you is who you are, just so long as you stay fucking strong. They can try to manipulate you. They can try to tell you what to think. They can try to cram AI down your throat and convince you that's what you want, but you don't have to let them. As I said, it's not the fucking 17th century anymore. [...] For every one of the bastards in charge of this world, there are millions of us, and if we all stick together, it is possible, however slim the chance might be, that we can stop the Musks and the Bezoses and the Zuckerbergs from bringing the dark days of the VOC back into our daily lives. Even though the meaning of the Batavia is about as ugly as it gets, we can still take inspiration from the horror, absorb it as an example of what the world could look like if we don't fight back. And we can use that inspiration to resist the motherfuckers in charge in whatever way we can until the day we die!

Marcus Parks on the importance of the story of the Batavia and today's societal struggles:

"And while the corporations of the world seem like impossible monoliths that hold all the power, the one thing they can never take from you is who you are, just so long as you stay fucking strong..." #LPOTL

If you’re a #lpotl fan and have art, an Etsy, stuff like that, respond here and I’ll share what I can to help build up our community on here. 👽🖤💀

Image is text on an orange background with graphics of the American flag and Uncle Sam. Text is a quote from LPOTL from Marcus and Henry. Text reads: Marcus: Americans have always loved the idea of being able to not only live whatever life they wanted to live, But to also believe whatever the fuck it is They want to believe, no matter how insane or fact-defying that belief might be. Henry: It's called making it work, baby!

How to be a great American.
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I feel like we may get French Revolution closer to Bastille Day this year. They mention it every now and then and I'm guessing are in preliminary research phases.

From the LPOTL community on Reddit: LPOTL 'Promised' Topics Data - Update 2025 Explore this post and more from the LPOTL community

Heroic work being done on Reddit where a user has aggregated all the promised "one day we'll cover that" topics on #LPOTL.

www.reddit.com/r/LPOTL/comm...

We can stop reading the NYT and WaPo any time and support independent journalism instead.

PER MY LAST EMAIL

Friendly reminder about Nazis:
#LPOTL

Text on orange background reads: "But very, very intense LARPing has led to some of the worst crimes in human history, like the Nazis."

Be careful who you pretend to be... #LastPodcastOnTheLeft. #LPOTL #Podcasts #TrueCrime #Cryptid #UFO

Pickup artists don't want you to know this one trick:
#LPOTL #LastPodcastOnTheLeft

Image is text on yellow and orange background. It features a quote from Henry Zebrowski from Last Podcast on the Left's episode about Sovereign Citizens. There is a clip art image of the earth split in half with a city on top. The Text reads: If you want to believe that the earth is flat, sure. But, understand that there are great conspiracies that are already completely in action, and it's over. There's a part of that’s got to do with the phone you got on your hands, and a part of it's got to do with the way that we live our lives, the way the information is spread. Know for a fact that the corporate overlords that run this country have already done it. It's too late. So the only real refuge, the only way to change things on the outside, for me, is you got to change them on the inside first.

There it is again, that funny feeling.
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FIX
YOUR
HEART
OR
DIE. 🖤

What if we're spiraling forward into 1980's dystopia because it sank into our collective unconscious?
#LPOTL #LastPodcastOnTheLeft

Graphic of a cartoon style alien and a serial killer sitting at a news booth with a breaking news headline with a quote from Henry Zebrowski. His quote is "SHOCKER, A LOT OF SERIAL KILLERS ARE ASSHOLES."

BREAKING 🚨 NEWS?

#LastPodcastOnTheLeft #LPOTL #TrueCrime #Podcasts

Image is compilation of text on orange background with art of aliens looking at a senator. Text reads: I could see any senator of any, ANY political party -- if you have an alien in front of them, they're still going to be like... “Well, you can't vote. So, it doesn't even really matter what you say to me. I don't really care. And actually, I don't really care what anybody says to me. I'm going to do whatever somebody pays me to.”

Henry Zebrowski on how much senators care about aliens trying to guide us from an episode of #LastPodcastOnTheLeft. #LPOTL #Podcasts #TrueCrime #Cryptid #UFO

I want to believe.
#ufo #uap #aliens

Get in, loser, were getting justice. #LastPodcastOnTheLeft. #LPOTL #Podcasts #TrueCrime #Cryptid #UFO

Text on orange background reads: "But very, very intense LARPing has led to some of the worst crimes in human history, like the Nazis."

Be careful who you pretend to be... #LastPodcastOnTheLeft. #LPOTL #Podcasts #TrueCrime #Cryptid #UFO

Text on orange background reads "don't shoot anyone over mayonnaise" from an episode of LPOTL. Also includes graphic of a bottle of mayo.

Important reminder. #LastPodcastOnTheLeft. #LPOTL #Podcasts #TrueCrime #Cryptids #UFO

Image is compilation of text on orange background with art of aliens looking at a senator. Text reads: I could see any senator of any, ANY political party -- if you have an alien in front of them, they're still going to be like... “Well, you can't vote. So, it doesn't even really matter what you say to me. I don't really care. And actually, I don't really care what anybody says to me. I'm going to do whatever somebody pays me to.”

Henry Zebrowski on how much senators care about aliens trying to guide us from an episode of #LastPodcastOnTheLeft. #LPOTL #Podcasts #TrueCrime #Cryptid #UFO