Chosen by God? Did he run out of locusts?
11.10.2025 19:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@michaeltaker.bsky.social
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Chosen by God? Did he run out of locusts?
11.10.2025 19:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I wish someone would put Farage in a toilet, then preferably get busy with a plunger. He's the turd that just won't flush.
11.10.2025 10:15 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0I think they should give it to Obama again for the lols.
07.10.2025 18:02 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Thank you. Autocorrect sniped me!
06.10.2025 12:32 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I didn't realise what an odious man he was until all of this broke. I did some research and found he used to represent Labour, then Tories, and now (we suspect), he will stand for Reform. Sounds like a deeply unprincipled self-server to me. I'll not be listening to "Sideways" on Radio 4 any longer.
06.10.2025 10:17 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Epstein files guy said what just now?
03.10.2025 13:42 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Voted. It's 87/12 now so shifting in the right direction.
01.10.2025 14:51 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Agree- you shouldn't be anywhere near kids with an attitude like that. I wonder why you joined the profession in the first place.
25.09.2025 17:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Took paracetamol for a headache this morning. Now I have double turbo super autism.
Effing liberals! This is all Obama and Biden's fault!
Good morning, Sir Kevin of Rock. Happy Sunday to you!
21.09.2025 08:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I'm flying a jolly roger outside my place.
20.09.2025 10:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I view this as aggravated assault on your person. I'm sorry this has happened to you. I wonder if you have considered a lawsuit against the individual in question, and/or ICE? Clearly acting beyond their powers here.
19.09.2025 18:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I would hazard a guess that greater than 50% of these masked thugs are wife-beating nonces. Check hard drives.
19.09.2025 18:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The variant I shared with my kids was "never put in writing or on video something you wouldn't want your grandmother to read or watch on the evening news".
18.09.2025 20:54 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Deranged and delusional. That the US allows people like this anywhere near the levers of power sure does explain a great deal.
Personally I'm thankful to the astrologer who prevented WW3 by advising Nancy Reagan against it.
Elect better leaders.
I agree, so please do what I and many of my peers have done- leave. His brand of poison relies on amplification. The fewer people there, the better.
I left some time ago and I only ever existed there to take the Michael.
This is why I have trust issues.
14.09.2025 19:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Have a Fantastic Day (I'll get me coat...)
13.09.2025 09:45 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0It's also a good time to sell flags on ebay- I've been collecting them up and listing them. Made a small fortune so far!
25.08.2025 15:52 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Followed!
19.08.2025 20:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I thought that was a guy on his way to buy a paper and a coffee from the airport WHSmith but yep, drop off fees works too.
06.08.2025 17:10 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I'm so sorry for your loss, Kev. Sending heartfelt sympathies and condolences to you and yours.
05.08.2025 23:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0A limerick I wrote for 47 to help him forget:
Jeff Epstein Jeff Epstein Jeff Epstein,
Jeff Epstein Jeff Epstein Jeff Epstein.
Jeff Epstein Jeff Epstein, Jeff Epstein, Jeff Epstein,
Jeff Epstein Jeff Epstein Jeff Epstein.
The "Mini" is larger than many other cars on the road. Marketeers have a lot to answer for.
05.08.2025 17:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It just looks like any other tank, sorry "SUV". You know the ones- usually driven by helmets who don't know the size of the vehicle and who drive at 46mph everywhere.
05.08.2025 17:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0He sure doesn't like the Constitution. Very unamerican. How did he ever get near the levers of power? I've lost all respect for the office of US President. The US is now a rogue nation.
01.08.2025 19:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I'm a giant, orange, mentally deranged sh*tgibbon. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
01.08.2025 19:13 — 👍 8 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0