Vitamin Bee 🐝

TIL gaming on a handheld while on the exercise bike is extremely disorienting

I’m not bothering. Idk when we’re gonna be able to do the kitchen but I can’t wait to rip this shit up one day

My kitchen has original linoleum that I vacuum and mop weekly. I always feel like it’s not clean so I got a steam power mop and I have done FOUR ROUNDS and it is finally clean when I pick one area to scrub as a test

As with everything republicans say it’s just projecting. It’s basically what they would do if they had full control

Also chopping wood

Honestly it really seems like it

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Email from Epstein to Maxwell alleges that Trump spent “hours” at Epstein’s house with a victim

Release the files.

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Da fuckkkk

Omg what songs do they ask for

Can’t have acne if you don’t have skin

Michaels has it. I made one last year

I have to do this later

For those concerned no I do not talk to most of my family anymore 🤣

Some of you bitches never had an emergency family meeting where your family made you promise not to marry a black person because you thought a black actor from Holes was cute in 7th grade and it shows

I think it’s black hands down

Tweet by Joyce Carol Oates: "wherever he goes, he wants to leave"--that's because when he gets there, he has brought his own self along; & whatever club he's invited to join has been devalued by the invitation. QT of @avidreader1000 Wherever he goes, he wants to leave: SA, Canada, ultimately the U.S. in the long run, based on his behavior. This also includes Earth. A continuous disavowal of your home is odd, to say the least. He seems to have no c...

“whatever club he’s invited to join has been devalued by the invitation”

This is the insurance equivalent of boomers telling us to go talk to the CEO of wherever we want to work to apply in person

Like what’s the word for it when all your money is just in piles of unsold stuff….thats Macy’s

Macys just has such a large volume of stuff, so much of it garbage, so much of it out of style. Aside from shoes and the makeup counter I’m not convinced they even have significant product turnover season to season.

I’m amazed macys still exists tbh

Just a pile of fluff wearing bean boots and sipping on Dunkin

Me talking to google home: hi google can you play some music please? Totally fine if not

Me talking to the roomba: you dumb bitch I swear to god if you get lost in the living room again I’m hitting you with a hammer

She’s probably apoplectic today and it’s hilarious to picture

With discard?! Never heard of it will have to look it up

Just…the whole blob? Lol

All I want for Christmas this year is a Big Beautiful Obituary

I have an entire jar of sourdough discard what should I do

John Fetterman looks like something the Flintstones would use to cut grass.

I thought this was a really weird pinball machine