Cypris Sweetie

It is 2025. We have been to the moon, explored the ocean, and have evidence that we may be inside a black hole.
Yet, somehow, BCBS is requiring a gender transition from an unwilling patient in order to have a tumor checked for malignancy because the patient also wanted a hysterectomy.

17.07.2025 16:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I propose a website called winkwinknudgenudge, where jobs for companies that post just so they can say they're hiring are listed.
People who don't want to waste their time on dead ends can double check before applying.
Yes, there are further notions on how a company gets on or off the list, etc.

20.04.2025 03:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Where is my nanobot technology? I need something I can deploy, and not just wait around for.

10.04.2025 14:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Spydere Man, Spydere Man
Doth al things a spydere kan
Sondry webbes he kan weaven
Thieves lyke flyes he kan cacchen
Lo! anon cometh Spydere Man

04.04.2025 19:26 — 👍 2590    🔁 400    💬 63    📌 13

The body that was once mine now exists, possessed
By a body that can no longer communicate as it did
And is always angry that I do not understand
And a mind that no longer shares what it knows
Forgetful or unable
To translate in a way we can all understand
Just us three, doing our best

05.04.2025 17:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Sometimes I forget my body is now a toddler
Unaware of the future and caught up in whims
When it used to be so practical
It screams for things that it doesn't want
And we both suffer when I give in

05.04.2025 17:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

got one of those "just talk about books nobody wants to hear your politics" dms. buddy i am not on these apps bc i think people want to hear from me. i am here bc a witch cursed my family line long ago and now none of us can shut the fuck up

04.04.2025 12:24 — 👍 9769    🔁 788    💬 261    📌 47

His ex-wife (well, one of them), Grimes, responded to this tweet: "Are these ex-wives destroying Western Civilization still in the room with you?"

16.03.2025 04:04 — 👍 2361    🔁 159    💬 38    📌 3

Did you win?

25.02.2025 21:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

KNOW YOUR RIGHTS IN CASE OF ICE: CONOCE TUS DERECHOS EN CASO DE ENCUENTRO CON ICE:

DO NOT OPEN YOUR DOOR. ICE cannot enter your home without a warrant signed by a judge. Tell the agents to show you the warrant by sliding it under the door. NO ABRAS TU PUERTA. ICE no puede entrar a tu casa sin una orden firmada por un juez. Diles a los agentes que te muestren la orden deslizándola debajo de la puerta.

ASK THEM TO LEAVE. If ICE doesn't have a warrant, tell them you do not consent for them to enter your home and ask them to leave. At work, ICE cannot enter employee-only areas without permission. 2 PÍDALES QUE SE VAYAN. Si ICE no tiene una orden judicial, diles que no das tu consentimiento para que entren a tu casa y pídeles que se vayan. En el trabajo, ICE no puede ingresar a áreas exclusivas para empleados sin permiso.

REMAIN SILENT. You have the right to remain silent. If the agents ask you questions, tell them, "I wish to remain silent." PERMANECE EN SILENCIO. Tienes derecho a permanecer en silencio. Si los agentes te hacen preguntas, diles: "Deseo permanecer en silencio".

It is perfectly legal to know your rights and to educate others about them, too.

EVERYONE in the United States, citizen or not, has rights. I will not allow this administration to intimidate us from helping you know about them.

Here’s our shareable guide ⬇️: (pt. 1/2)

14.02.2025 23:47 — 👍 115647    🔁 34245    💬 1829    📌 987

Allotted was my favorite writer throughout childhood. Probably explains something.

13.02.2025 00:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Flat, but we got snow! I hope Alex, my sibling, and the smalls are all doing well.

13.02.2025 00:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Do you need a break between fun and chores for your brain to know you actually enjoyed yourself?

01.02.2025 03:53 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Tweet from MapQuest: fyi MapQuest is NOT renaming the Gulf of Mexico - not because of politics but because we haven't updated our maps in like 15 years and don't remember how to do it 3:01 PM • Jan 29, 2025

Heroes

30.01.2025 20:37 — 👍 34821    🔁 3846    💬 315    📌 185

Nothing but success now

31.01.2025 18:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0