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Jess the Mess

@untiltherearenine.bsky.social

Just a speck of stardust trying to navigate life without a roadmap.

78 Followers  |  144 Following  |  20 Posts  |  Joined: 21.01.2025  |  1.6973

Latest posts by untiltherearenine.bsky.social on Bluesky


STAR TREK HAS GONE WOKE!

SESAME STREET HAS GONE WOKE!

STAR WARS HAS GONE WOKE!

RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE HAS GONE WOKE!

Nothing will ever be funnier to me than these dipshits getting mad about shit that’s been “woke” since it’s been in existence.

18.01.2026 13:46 — 👍 1680    🔁 239    💬 54    📌 14
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Photo by Pierre Lavie. Yes this is me. And I threw my Leica. It landed on the bass plate with hardly a scratch. Another Photographer grabbed it along with my phone and I was able to track him later. I was held face down tear gas deployed right in front of me and pepper sprayed directly into the eye.

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OOOO, so peaceful. 🌄

18.10.2025 16:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Millions rise up at over 2,500 peaceful protests to say: No Kings
YouTube video by No Kings Millions rise up at over 2,500 peaceful protests to say: No Kings

Watch the No Kings rally live: www.youtube.com/watch?v=raD5...

18.10.2025 16:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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#NOKINGS

New York City, NY

18.10.2025 15:42 — 👍 35981    🔁 9067    💬 639    📌 452
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a cat is riding on the back of a unicorn with a rainbow mane . ALT: a cat is riding on the back of a unicorn with a rainbow mane .

Fascism left unchecked would just be bunnies and rainbows tho.

01.10.2025 02:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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And after 40 minutes of cringe-Thunderous applause from the generals!

Just kidding. Total silence. 👀 🦗 🦗

30.09.2025 13:32 — 👍 24181    🔁 6432    💬 3197    📌 1429
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There are 6 states where there is NO age limit for marriage, and 37 (fact check me here someone) states where marriage is legal BEFORE the age of 18. Child marriage still exists even here. www.msn.com/en-us/news/w...

30.09.2025 23:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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#TrumpShutdown

26.09.2025 21:44 — 👍 1011    🔁 383    💬 35    📌 20
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Blessed Mabon to you and yours. 🍂

23.09.2025 00:59 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Convenient. 🫠

www.msn.com/en-us/news/w...

19.09.2025 02:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Remember when Felon47 was campaigning and trying to distance himself as much as possible from the heritage foundation??? www.msn.com/en-us/news/u...

18.09.2025 02:54 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Have you seen this petition yet? Remove RFK Jr from Office

Sign it, share it! chng.it/GGZt4kwwJk

08.09.2025 17:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Camelot for Crazies RFK Jr. f*cked around. Now we get to find out.

The Bird flu is 1 to 2 mutations from being able to be transmitted from human to human. Google the mortality rate of bird flu, then email/call your representatives to demand the removal of RFK and reinstation of the CDC workers. www.thebulwark.com/p/camelot-fo...

30.08.2025 21:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

No taxation without representation. Re-districting to water down and silence particular groups is equal to taking away their representation.

30.08.2025 20:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

... as the bird flu is 1 to 2 mutations away from being transmissible from human to human. I love it here!

29.08.2025 04:57 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Truth

05.07.2025 15:17 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Thank you for your service!

05.07.2025 15:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Good morning Bluesky! Go have a great Saturday!

12.04.2025 14:58 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yup! We haven't had stagnation since the 80's, but our 'brilliant' grifter in chief is making sure we have yet another live history lesson.

12.04.2025 14:52 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I can get behind this! 😀

15.03.2025 01:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Texas megachurch founder Robert Morris indicted on charges of lewd acts with a child Morris resigned as senior pastor of Gateway Church in Southlake last year after admitting “inappropriate sexual behavior” in the 1980s.

This could have happened years ago if he didn't have other complicit adults around every corner. Church is not a safe space. www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...

14.03.2025 05:36 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
layoffs at the dept of ed msnbc - Search VideosVideos

Dismantling the Department of Education is only step one. www.bing.com/videos/river...

12.03.2025 22:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Elon Musk is in violation of The Privacy Act of 1974. It protects US citizens’ PII,
Personal Identifying Information. Our PII has been illegally disclosed w/o our written permission to Musk, a violation. He must be arrested and charged with violating the Act. #arrestMusk #impeachtrump

02.02.2025 22:20 — 👍 117    🔁 21    💬 8    📌 3
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The entire archive of CDC datasets can be found here.

HUGE shoutout to data archivists- this work is important 👏🙌🏻

archive.org/details/2025...

01.02.2025 18:33 — 👍 11835    🔁 4669    💬 226    📌 223
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She is my favorite. 🤩

www.msn.com/en-us/music/...

23.01.2025 03:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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